Fashion Writer KRISTOPHER DUKES

Marry Rich. Sexy Dresses for the Recession K Is…

01.Oct.2008, 11:01 pm

Wanting.

One of my ongoing goals is to always want to have sex with myself. Conveniently, should I become rich enough, I’ll also marry myself. This dress’ll help tempt me: unlike most girls, it’s bold but no drama…

Wearing.

Globalization means more than a Greater Depression — it means you’re competing against 69-pound Lithuanian chicks  more easily impressed than you. So I’m swearing off Pinkberry and wearing this…

Hating.

The cougar-print is a little obvious. You’d look like an Eastern Euro femme bot, and what’s the point — I think all the Trump chumps are taken. Though hopefully Ivanka’s a lesbian…






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  1. sky says:

    Marry rich - I understand that one. Marry yourself - that’s called staying single. Either way, why look like a tramp? Your not going to attract the ones that want to keep you, or for that matter, marry you.

  2. GLITT3R SG says:

    Very funny..and pretty pieces. The one in the middle is my fav…

  3. ginta says:

    if its D&G its for estern euro femme hi hi hi… i know what im talking, im from latvia- east euro ;) happy not from lithuania :D so…… but im not sooo bad ;)

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