Jimmy Choo Clutches K Is…

Wanting.

A beautiful brick perfect for a night at the Disney Concert Hall — last time I was there I had nothing to throw at the conductor, as he wasted an evening better spent alone with myself, YouTube, and Beyonce…

Wearing.

In lightening pink snakeskin, this Choo clutch is a standalone bag — wear it with nothing else. And since I’m already naked, maybe we can describe it as a “lying – not – quite – alone – if – you’re – rich – enough” bag…

Hating.

Add a lollipop flecked with 24K gold, mink ribbons to tie your hair into pigtails, and mary janes covered in Swarovskis. Now you’re the prettiest princess for your 36th birthday. By the way, your husband’s banging a grown-up…


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