Norma Kamali One-Pieces K Is…
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WantingLeave the bizarre bikinis and mangled monokinis to chicks who tell dudes they kissed a girl and liked it. Girl-on-girl action is so top 40 radio. The confident bright white of an unknown reputation is more interesting… |
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WearingOld Hollywood glamour trimmed into clean, crisp lines. I’ve always hated bikinis — the only reason strangers should know how you look naked is because you got paid. Leave something to a dude’s imagination. Like his dream that you have Beyonce’s abs, not her thighs… |
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HatingSex that’s easy but dysfunctional, appeal that’s cheap but overpriced… This is not how I like Norma Kamali one-pieces, but were I a man, it’s how I’d prefer women… |
