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Wanting: Pre-Owned Power PlatesPower Plates are amazing vibrators that get your entire body hot. Power Plates use whole body vibration to contract muscles 30-50 times per second. If you stand on the machine for 10 minutes a day, three times a week, you’ll improve bone density, increase your overall health, and lose weight. Because you’ll also become richer and younger and have a bigger penis, the machines sell for five figures. Check Craigslist to buy a used Power Plate for about $5,000… |
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Using: A Gym with a Power PlatePower Plates are a luxury — not because of their price tag, but because of the time they’ll save you. Blue Clay Fitness gyms offer Plower Plate training, and you can get your first Power Plate training session for free. I just signed up for a free Power Plate session, so I can test one out. Find a Power Plate in your area… |
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Hating: Power Plate by Kenzo TakadaPower Plate my5 is chicked up, thanks to designer Kenzo Takada. Wince at the color, wince at the $2,000 premium. Let’s also stick a Hello Kitty decal on my Porsche and pretend that makes it faster… |
05.Jun.2009, 03:30 pm
Wanting…made me laugh!
30.Aug.2009, 11:50 am
(via Twitter): Kenzo Power Plate from style snob Kristopher Dukes. I remain curious about Power Plates http://bit.ly/3fRem3