Wanting

Senna Cosmetics was created by Eugenia Weston, an Emmy-nominated A-list makeup artist and color theorist who worked with Helmut Newton and inspired Kevyn Aucoin.

Which is lovely.

But what matters is Senna makes mineral makeup that works. I’ve never see eye shadow with a richer, finer pigment: Senna Matte Eye Color is like powdered silk.

Try Senna’s “Midnight,” fresh for fall: it’s a deep navy bordering on black, and its blue will brighten the whites of your eyes…

Wearing

I used MAC powder foundation in high school (thick coverage you’ll get addicted to since the stuff makes you break out), then moved onto NARS, Givenchy, YSL (they make a jewel of a compact that’ll make your cheeks look dusty), and now Senna Mineral Mix Powder Foundation.

You almost won’t know how great Senna’s mineral powder foundation is. With a powder so subtly shimmering, the makeup disappears into your skin, giving you a porcelain face with a low glow.

I’m dusting it all over my body…

Using

Call me a 69-year-old grammy, but I hate Twitter and I always have. A stream of verbal diarrhea, Twitter is over-sharing gone dull: mildly inappropriate talk thanks to the facelessness of the web is sometimes funny, but constant reporting of “now” means “Kristopher is… yawning.”

So welcome macro-blogging site Woofer: you can’t post anything less than 1,400 characters.

Unfortunately, Twitter has so culturally warped us that no one can string together grammatically correct sentences, let alone build a sequence of ideas: Woofer’s somehow already taken over by porn- and spambots. This just proves how ADD 2.0–

Oh, look, The Picture of Dorian Gray trailer on Perez…

Hating

This Norma Kamali for Walmart sweatsuit is sold out.

For further teasing, check Norma Kamali’s offish site to see what other Norma Kamali for Walmart gear you and I missed out on.

Weep with me…

Wanting

I thought this Norma Kamali for Walmart cocoon might vibe a little retarded sister of Rihanna, but I got sale fever and bought it anyway. It’s chic in gray, and now I’m blue for the blue.

Scrap your old hoodie, and order another one with me. It costs less than that lunch you’re skipping…

Wearing

So Norma Kamali for Walmart was out a year or so ago. The designer duds are on sale for less than a soy latte — literally — so I stocked up on new gym gear.

These Norma Kamali for Walmart sweat shorts would be a deal at five times their price — you’ll want to pet the sweatsuiting, the gray’ll never fade, and the pockets are detailed with double edges.

Slip ‘em on and start sweating already…

Wearing

I only own nude or black panties, and either they’re Marlies Dekkers pretty, or pretty practical.

On the practical side?

MySkin makes laser-cut undies that keep you lineless. MySkin panties aren’t as thin as Commando underwear, but you can pick from 20 skin tones so you’re invisible under semi-sheers.

You should check MySkins bras, too — unless that black bra’s a statement…

Hating

I bought La Perla’s laser-cut thong for a song (no dance) at Hautelook.com.

Though it hardly matters since I wear the same body-skimming, silk jersey tank dress everyday, these La Perla’s aren’t really seamless.

So lose ‘em…