Hating:

I’ve been wearing a German Shepherd dog sweater every day for over a year, and mine beats Balenciaga’s dog sweater: it works well with my made-to-order, monogrammed shirtdresses, retails for twenty times Balenciaga’s ridick price, and doesn’t make me look like an idiot (just an attention-hungry middle child).

The bummer about my German Shepherd dog sweater?  It leaves practically another dog sweater on its custom Porsche dog seat, but I bet this angora-blend Balenciaga German Shepherd dog sweater sheds just as much. The only bonus? No one would want to pet this one or its owner…