أنا أكره [بنسس], جدار زهرات أنّ فقط يسقط بعيدا من الجدار عندما يرى هم شيء قوّيّة هم يريدون أن ب تمسّك إلى, أن يساندهم.

يحبّ زهرات مملّة أنّ يحصل يقذف بعيدا في يوم.

الزهرات وحيد أنا أحبّ مثل الورود سوداء على هذا إسكندر [مكقوين] صدار خفاف. هكذا [سمرتلي] يشكّل, هكذا بعناية يشيّد, يجعل السحائب صغيرة مظلمة من جمال فريدة هذا إسكندر [مكقوين] أحذية رئيس. بخلاف المقلد وربّة بيت [كتّي], الورود استطاع بسهولة وقفت على هم خاصّة.

يغلق أعين عرضا, يتخيّل:

جعل الورود [بستيس] عظيمة, يصحّ?

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[هلّووين] جميعا حوالي:

[غث] [غلم] وحالة لهو سوداء.

يحصل نوبة فوق.

يرتدي أكثر [سلوتّي] من معتادة.

أيّ كان يستعصي, دون هذا [جيمّي] [شو] جزمة أحذية يدعى "نوبة."

[هلّووين] سعيدة, [لوفليس].

[إكسإكسإكسو],

I mean “accidentally” figuratively, and the “Fuck you” for him–

Literally?

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Though I think the world is black and white truths and a rainbow of feeling, sometimes I see the gray: I’m confident enough to wonder if I’ll be smart enough to max out my potential, I don’t want to get locked down in wedlock but I wonder if I’ll meet anyone I’d like to marry, and I–

Wonder when these Jimmy Choo boots will go on sale.

Full retail or slashed half price, the Jimmy Choo boots are still glossy boss in a gray patent leather that’s the perfect shield for those rare rainy days in L.A.

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Life isn’t meant to be boxed, relationships aren’t meant to be stuffed into dull corners, ideas aren’t ink for coward-yellow sticky notes decorating the walls of your cubicle.

Life should be a wide-open frolic ’round a world you build, relationships a cyclical trade of pleasure for pleasure, ideas should make up an ever-evolving rainbow you ride and slide into a pot of gold with.

And the only box you should cherish is a crystal-riddled clutch by Devi Kroell. Wood becomes urbane as a fresh material for evening gear, set off by rectangular crystals as clear as your independent vision, in a rich brown so that the Devi Kroell clutch box is boss with your chocolate mink coat.

When you take yourself on a date to a vegan cafe.

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Because as much as I like rubbing my vintage snakeskin bags against my cheek and telling whichever Los Angeleno asks that the bag is real and my fav pet, living in a city full of flip-flops and calloused soles is rubbing wrong my soul, and the charm of people wondering if I’m a foreign exchange student is wearing thin like my impromptu fake French, and–

eLUXURY doesn’t ship this python Fendi belt to California.

Dude.

I’m like, totally, taking L.A. out of my Sidekick for reals now.

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A five-inch heel in cognac leather that’s second-skin up to your knees means these boss Christian Louboutin boots will have you looking like a very pretty woman come fall double-oh-seven.

These Christian Louboutin boots–with your little virgin white dress–may style you so pretty a woman, that these “fuck me” “fuck you” boots might pay for themselves.

Lewd wink, wink.

Because, you know, a monk will see you on Sunset Blvd. in West Hollywood and offer to take you to a classy dinner of holy bread and alcohol-free wine that costs about a grand.

That’s what I was implying.

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