Most people’s “when I make it” includes a car they’ll accessorize with leather interiors that clean nice after pricey blow jobs, but I’d rather own Porsche sunglasses–Carrera-style–and a driver, than a Carrera.大多数人的"当我决定" ，包括汽车，他们将配件与皮革内饰清洁尼斯后，价格昂贵的打击工作，但我还是宁愿自己的保时捷墨镜-卡雷拉式和一名司机，比卡雷拉。

Till Alfred’s chauffeuring me to strip clubs, I’ll be in fifth gear in five-inch heels and these直到阿尔弗雷德的chauffeuring我脱衣舞俱乐部，我将在第五齿轮在5英寸接踵而至，这些 Porsche sunglasses 保时捷太阳镜 , sipping a hellish hot soy latte, double-checking appointments on a smart phone smarter than I, I– ，结识各地一地狱般的热豆奶后者，双核对任用上的智能手机更聪明，比我，我-

Figure I can blame an accident on being a ¼ Asian Cracker Jap.图一可以责怪一个意外被¼亚洲裂解装置jap 。

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“So how much do you want me to lick you when you’re back in town?” My fingers tickle my keyboard, and I giggle as I press SEND . "这么多大，你要我舔你的时候，你能回来，在镇吗？ "我的手指搔痒我的键盘上，我嘲笑我按下发送 。

“Almost as much as I want you to fix the dent you made in my truck,” flashes in reply on my MacBook’s screen, a message much too instant from my boy, The Boy. "几乎一样，我想你们定凹痕你在我的卡车， "闪光在回答关于我的MacBook的屏幕上，一条消息太大，瞬间从我的男童，该男童。

“Triple exciting,” I pound back, so hard the strap on my black sheer cami slips off, floating over lacy boy-cut panties. "三重兴奋， "我磅后，所以很难在皮带上我的黑纯属部长会议缆小康，浮动超过威廉莱西斯男童切内裤。

My home office dress code is business casual.我的家庭办公室着装是商务休闲。

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A clever sliver of silver, this Kotur clutch is so simple it’s brilliant, so ruthlessly minimalist it’s rich, this boss Kotur clutch is a metaphor of how I plan to live my life.聪明的条子中的白银，这kotur离合器是如此简单，它的光辉，让无情最低限度的，它的丰富，这个老板kotur离合器是一个隐喻如何，我计划住了我的一生。

Relatedly, the Kotur clutch looks like a相关的是，该kotur离合器看起来像一个 designer dildo设计师假阴茎 . 。

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With a new season falling in, I like to strip my life down to its best: people who make me the most profit, work that inspires the most pleasure; I whittle away my life to things with a most ambitious arch–一个新的赛季下降，我想带我的人生下来到最佳：人，使我最赚钱，工作，激发最高兴，我魏涛远离我的生活，以事与一个最雄心勃勃的拱形

Like Pretty Woman ,喜欢漂亮女人 ， patent Pedro Garcia boots 专利佩德罗加西亚靴子 . 。 Ruthlessly clean in design, just a bare bootie that’s glossy boss, these Pedro Garcia boots are a reminder of what life should be:无情干净的设计，只是一个赤脚bootie说的亮泽老板，这些佩德罗加西亚靴，是一个提醒人们如何生活应该是：

Simple, smart, and–简单，聪明和-

Oozing SEX.渗血性。

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Dear Kristopher, 亲爱kristopher ，
I recently bought a pair of fur boots. 我最近买了一对毛皮靴子。 They are knee-high and beige grey. 他们是没膝高和米色灰色。 They are real fur, and I’m uncertain of how to wear them without coming across as ordinary, awkward, or a Chewbacca! 他们是真正的皮草，以及我自己不确定的，如何穿他们没有遇作为普通的事情，尴尬，还是星球大战！ Do you have any advice? 对此，您有什么意见？

Thanks, 谢谢
Camilla 卡米拉

I’m always full of advice, always full of soy lattes, always full of _____ (feel free to leave a comment and fill in the blank, you dirty, lovely things).我始终充满咨询，始终充满酱油lattes ，始终充满_____ （觉得自由离开一个评论，填空，你肮脏的，可爱的东西） 。

It’d be obvious to rock your fur boots with some second-skin pants and a tunic, but–就会明显摇滚你的毛皮靴子与一些二皮裤子和中山装，但-

You’re not obvious.您还不明显。 So check this boss所以，请在此老板 little red dress by Karen Zambo Vintage Couture 小红穿着由克伦zambo佳酿时装 ($330). （ 330元） 。 Neither vintage nor couture, it’sa simple shift in a red, sunset print, and the fresh frock will style cheeky chic against your furry boots, without being overly gimmicky.既不古老，也不时装，它是简单的转变，一个红色，夕阳打印，以及新鲜工装，将风格别致起对你的毛茸茸的靴子，没有过分式。

Unlike this punch line.不像这个冲压生产线。

XXXO, xxxo ，
K k

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» Want to know how to rock a leopard skirt, where to buy trashy lingerie, or the meaning of life? »想知道如何岩石豹裙，在哪里买trashy内衣，或人生的意义？ Email KRiSTOPHER 电子邮件kristopher . 。

Living in Los Angeles, on the short (out)skirts of civilization, I’ve come hard to a super spiritual revelation (it cost only $0.40 extra with my fair-trade, organic, sugar-free hazelnut soy latte at Urth Caffe in West Hollywood):住在洛杉矶，就短（出）裙子的文明，我来努力，以一个超级的精神启示（它的成本只有$ 0.40课外与我公平贸易，有机，无糖型榛子酱油后者在urth咖啡西好莱坞） ：

Value understands its worth, most priceless stuff has a heavy price, so it follows as naturally as the birds and the bees—价值理解它的价值，最无价的东西了沉重的代价，因此如下顺其自然鸟类和蜜蜂-

You can only get sex with substance by paying for it.你只能获得性与物质所支付的。

Get to know—in the Biblical sense, lewd wink—结识-在圣经意义上说，淫眨眼- Jimmyjane’s Little Something vibrator jimmyjane的一点振动器 , a sliver of silver etched with birds and bees, inspired by carpe diem -era illustrations, cored with the soul of an everlasting motor. ，高贵的银色蚀刻与鸟类和蜜蜂，灵感carpe每日时期的插图，芯与灵魂，是一个永恒的发动机。

I think I’m entering my longest relationship yet.我觉得我输入了最长的关系。

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Diane von Furstenberg suitcase $200, eBags.com 戴安冯弗斯滕伯格手提箱200元， ebags.com
Even a boyfriend who hit 50 countries in a year was impressed with how I stuffed my “Betty Boopy shit” into a single bag for our one-week trip hitting four cities.连男朋友打了50多个国家，在一年内留下了深刻的印象，与我如何装进我的"贝蒂boopy shit的"成一个单一袋，为我们的为期1周的访问命中4个城市。

While flying buses aren’t excepted from my uniform of hooker heels and flapper frocks–而飞巴士不例外，从我的制服妓女接踵而至，并flapper frocks -

I pack like a dude. i包像一个dude 。

And I always carry on.我一直进行下去。 When you check in, you’re check yes to a risk of losing luggage, you check yes to your goodies getting fondled worse than you on prom night, you check yes to at least a half-hour that could be better spent with $10 on an iced soy latte at the airport Starbucks.当你入住，你就能入住是一个可能失去行李时，你检查功能有你的好处，越来越抚弄不如你就PROM的夜晚，你退房是到至少一个半小时可以更好地用于与10元一个冰镇豆奶而后者在机场星巴克。

So check this carry-on所以，请在此进行安 Diane von Furstenberg luggage 戴安冯弗斯滕伯格行李 . 。 The expandable suitcase is lined with DvF logos and a detachable toiletries kit, the pretty pewter makes the Diane von Furstenberg suitcase hard to lose sans shouting “Steal me” like a Louis print, and the boss DvF suitcase has rolling wheels, a necessary convenience when you travel alone and–可膨胀手提箱是衬图案，标识和一个可拆式卫浴用品包，漂亮的铅锡合金，使得戴安冯弗斯滕伯格手提箱努力失去SAN的高喊"偷吧"就像路易打印和老板图案，手提箱已滚动的车轮，一个必要的方便的时候你单独旅行和-

Haven’t eaten anything since yesterday.有没有吃什么，因为昨天。

Have a happy Labor Day weekend jetaway, lovelies.有一个愉快的劳动节周末jetaway ， lovelies 。

XXXO, xxxo ，
K k

Hi! 喜！ I was wondering if you knew of any open-toe boots? 我想知道你是否知道任何开放趾靴？ I totally fell in love with the ones from the movie In Her Shoes . (Cameron Diaz’s character wears a kick-ass pair in the scene were she gets kicked out of her sister’s house.) Do you know who the designer is by any chance? 我完全迷上那些从电影 ，在她的鞋。 （卡梅隆迪亚兹的性格，戴揭幕驴一双在事发现场，她得到赶出她的妹妹家中。 ）你知不知道谁是设计师任何机会呢？ I was thinking they could be Louboutin. 我当时在想，他们可以louboutin 。 Not sure… Please help! 不知道…请帮助！

Thank you 谢谢
Galaxie 银河

The closest I could find to Cameron Diaz’s peep-toe boots in In Her Shoes are these最接近我可以寻找到卡梅隆迪亚兹的窥视趾靴，在她的鞋是这些 Givenchy open-toe boots 纪梵希公开趾靴 – -

But these open-toe boots are sold out on Zappos Couture.但这些开放式趾靴子就被抢购一空就zappos时装。

Your other options, lovely?你的其他选择，可爱吗？ A thickly留着 T-strapped Gucci sandal的T紧张诺特凉鞋 ($382), （ $ 382 ） ， Faith’s open-toe boots信仰的开放式趾靴 (£45/$92), or– （ 45英镑/ $ 92 ） ，或者-

Figuring out how to turn Tom Ford straight, because, though my name is Kristopher and I like boys, I don’t think his sexual orientation moons around me.弄清楚如何把汤姆福特直的，因为，虽然我的名字是kristopher和我喜欢的男孩，我不认为他的性倾向的月亮在我身边。

How will that help you get Cameron Diaz’s open-toe boots?如何将帮助您卡梅隆迪亚兹的开放式趾靴？ Not sure.不能肯定。

XXXO, xxxo ，
K k