Wanting.All hard lines, an ambitious arch, and the right angles equal the geometry of sex… |
Wearing.Black and white eyes for a black and white world? That, and I don’t do red lipstick… |
Hating.Another designer-dud must for 30-year-old girls who think it witty to dress ugly… |
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Wanting.Pants are overrated. Put on a tunic, and tah dah… |
Wearing.Greater than Gatsby chic, fast on and faster off… |
Hating.Bowling balls go high fashion. Strike out… |
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Wanting.Check how the chiffon covers all just to reveal. The brain is your best sex organ… |
Wearing.Blogging in pajamas? More like this and some peep-show peep toes… |
Hating.The overpriced, Soho-situated cousin to Birkenstocks. Eat some organic granola… |
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Wanting.These shoes show the only marriage that interests me: one of form and function… |
Wearing.Throw on a coat and f**k-you heels, go blow bucks at ‘Bucks… |
Hating.The latest chastity belt: crafty and more overpriced than virginity… |
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Wanting.Like life: black and white and laced with gold… |
Wearing.Its namesake is next on my hit list… |
Hating.Actually, if you’re going conspicuously consume… |
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Wanting.I’d put better things than wedding rings in this box… |
Wearing.Life’s short as your skirt. Why fuss with fashion… |
Hating.Check it: fall 2008’s chastity belt… |
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Wanting.Fingerprint unique, roughly glam, subtly sensual - more porn should look like this… |
Wearing.I’m still sick. I’m making up for years of lost sleep, and breaking one of these in… |
Hating.Being practical depends on what one wants to practice. Which isn’t looking ugly… |
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Patrick and Skinner cami and knickers $630, Patrick and Skinner.com
What’s a woman but a body?
What’s a body but a bundle of nerves?
What are nerves but naked sensation, sending sensual commands between your brain and bod, demanding decisions that pay mind to matter, and that matter to your mind?
Like that choice that landed you in such a choice position, with such a choice toyfriend, in a sea of bedclothes that are more than just wrinkled sheets.
Is materialism just for mindless materialists?
Let your body pick with Patrick and Skinner lingerie — win this boss cami and knickers set* by sending me your tale about tail, about what you’d do in this lingerie.
Carb-free brownie points if it involves these.
* Contest ends February 29, 2007 at 11:59 am PST. Winner will be announced March 3, 2008.
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Prada shoes with flower heels $590, Neiman Marcus.com
A bouquet of blossoms is just a bunch of dead plants.
The only flowers worth presenting on V Day are these Prada shoes.
Gift yourself these flower Prada shoes, slip them on your stems, and put out.
As for your toyfriend –
You can’t say “I love you” without a big, capital “I.”
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Jimmy Choo patent sandals $585, Net-a-Poter.com
Red means mad, red means blood, red means–
A color you can wear to promote National Wear Red Day, today, 24 hours set aside to raise awareness about heart disease. The number one killer of women — and their toyfriends, but who’s counting? — can be prevented.
In fact, I just replaced my heart with a Starbucks latte cup.
Email me for specifications, or you can also prevent heart disease with a visit to Go Red for Women.org.
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Because life is short. Your skirt should be, too.™
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