Fashion Writer KRiSTOPHER DUKES

Agent Provocateur

Steals + Deals: ASOS Under $100

08.Oct.2007, 02:12 am

Just like those Pretty Women on Sunset Blvd., these goodies from ASOS are S-E-X on the cheap.

Only a little safer.

And likely less exciting for your boy.

 

Steals + Deals



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Ask Your K: How to Get Your Smallest Waist

18.Sep.2007, 10:48 am

Agent Provocateur CincherI’ve been looking for a corset. Not to wear in those crazy urges to wear trashy lingerie around the house but to actually wear daily, like under real clothes (read as: so it doesn’t show) and that it really tightens up, a la Dita von Teese (okay, no choking on your soy latte, please). Get my drift? Any ideas on where to get it? I’m in NYC. I’d rather try it out first, even though I’m a size 4, I’ve grown addicted to having the tiniest waist. Thanx, Kristopher!
Luv ya!
Emma

And I luvz you, even though you imply there’s something strange about wearing trashy lingerie around the house. I’ll consider putting on some real clothes to work in, but before I do, let’s find you your tiniest hourglass (which is a much more worthy way to waste our time than on charities).

Agent Provocateur makes a chic cincher that’s second-skin enough to slip under your littlest black dress when you go to work–lewd wink–and boss enough to belt a virgin-white buttondown–

For church on Sunday.

You’ve got to persuade Jesus to forgive your sins somehow, and dude did hang with hookers.

XXXO,
K

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