Wanting.Slinky python print. Listen to the snake, eat from the tree of knowledge… |
Wearing.Makes me like a goddess. Of soy lattes and lap dances, and other heavenly things… |
Hating.Why look polished and hot, when you can look like disheveled nerd… |
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Wanting.The heel’s a quilted pillow of shining hard metal. Put these on your mantle… |
Wearing.A flowing metallic wedge turns a chic, minimalist sandal into art… |
Hating.That crown detailing somehow reminds me of a bad boob job… |
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Wanting.A softly posh, f**k-you bag. Louis logos are for lazies lacking imagination… |
Wearing.A rich, goes-with-everything 9-to-5, 5-to-9, and 9-to-five-again bag… |
Hating.A hot, expensive mess. There are bags you want to marry, and bags you want to f**k… |
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Wanting.Totally feminine in their masculine minimalism… |
Wearing.Sexy ’cause it’s care-free. And cut up to your crotch… |
Hating.Almost cute, but it’s stamped Marky Marc Jacobs… |
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Wanting.One part sensual, one part smart, total turn-on… |
Wearing.For when mace doesn’t fit into your purse… |
Hating.Its bits are insect-like. Clever but creepy… |
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Wanting.Boss design is simple use of fine ingredients. Like dead snake… |
Wearing.Dig the primary color and classic cut. I have a bag shaped like this. But better… |
Hating.If this wasn’t stamped D&G, you’d think cheesy, cheap. And you’d be right… |
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Wanting.There’s something boss, something confident in effortless black, in a loose chic… |
Wearing.That chiffon cloud against that wool weave, that play of textures gets me. Plus it’s comfy as a T… |
Hating.For the chick who feels superior when people don’t “get” it. The empress would be better wearing no clothes… |
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Wanting.For a chick with a crush on Mother Earth, Stella Mac has a thing for killing trees just to make money… |
Wearing.Minimalist, low maintenance. And phallic. Slip on a flesh-toned shift and grab this bag for a first date… |
Hating.The goal’s to divorce an eccentric billionaire with a crime fighter’s body, not tote his logo… |
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Wanting.A fat weave and dots of gold make an otherwise vanilla bag very boss… |
Wearing.Clothes should be comfortable. Which is why I’m always in four-inch heels… |
Hating.Pretty print, crazy for clothing. Clothes should call attention to you, not to themselves … |
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Hating.Part of Marky Marc’s surreal collection, as in “It’s surreal people go into AmEx debt for this ish”.. |
Hating.Priced as high as a Birkin, buying this would be like buying a condo in Mexico for the price of one in LA… |
Hating.Normally I dig Kiki and her p.m. playthings, but such a saccharine gift like this is just crude… |
A little spice for your Monday… Do you think designers laugh while watching sales numbers?
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