What KRISTOPHER Is...
Marry Richer. On-Sale Myla Lingerie K Is…
02.Oct.2008, 10:03 am
Wanting.Whether it’s service at a cafe, the way a photo is framed, or a toyfriend’s conversation, all good things should fade to the background so you can focus on what’s important: your tits and ass… |
Wearing.The only thing better than being naked, these Myla panties do what lingerie should: no bells, no whistles, no ponyhair anal plugs. They just make you more beautiful… |
Hating.Nice, if you’re into bras. I haven’t owned more than a jog bra and a cupless bra since I was 19. Burn your bra, join the revolution — it’s easier to find a rich husband this way… |
Marry Rich. Sexy Dresses for the Recession K Is…
01.Oct.2008, 11:01 pm
Wanting.One of my ongoing goals is to always want to have sex with myself. Conveniently, should I become rich enough, I’ll also marry myself. This dress’ll help tempt me: unlike most girls, it’s bold but no drama… |
Wearing.Globalization means more than a Greater Depression — it means you’re competing against 69-pound Lithuanian chicks more easily impressed than you. So I’m swearing off Pinkberry and wearing this… |
Hating.The cougar-print is a little obvious. You’d look like an Eastern Euro femme bot, and what’s the point — I think all the Trump chumps are taken. Though hopefully Ivanka’s a lesbian… |
Extra 25% Off. Giuseppe Shoes On Sale K Is…
30.Sep.2008, 08:03 am
Wanting.These Giuseppes are hardly a virgin white. In glowing patent leather, this beige is the color of a bone. Er… |
Wearing.A Giuseppe shoe’s what sex should be: smart, bold, and expensive. Figuratively, of course… |
Hating.“Kitten” is just another word for “pussy.” I hate kitty cat heels. May as well put on some New Balances… |
Extra 25% Off. eLuxury Bags for Sale K Is…
29.Sep.2008, 07:49 pm
Wanting.I was eying this Rihanna bag months ago–I dig that degradé. And now that it’s on sella, ella, ella, eh… |
Wearing.Well, soon enough. I’m a whore for textures, and I adore the oil-spill metallic of this leather… |
Hating.Even if you only took this bag out once a year to sort through Halloween make-up, it’s too cheese for $15… |
Lingerie K Is…
25.Sep.2008, 06:28 pm
Wanting.Lingerie should either be ridick outside the bedroom, or able to be worn as outerwear. This is both… |
Wearing.The sheerest chiffon, it’s like air. The cami keeps you all covered up just to better reveal you… |
Hating.Distractingly hot. Lingerie should be a background for your beauty, not a highlighter of your genitalia… |
Monya Bags K Is…
24.Sep.2008, 01:40 pm
Wanting.Monya makes affordable beaded bags. I’d love this Swarovski wristlet with jeans. If I wore those… |
Wearing.I just bagged this Monya foldover clutch at Soho’s Intermix today. Fits iPhone, wallet, and pocket vibe… |
Hating.Even if you’re an indie design house with little yuppie oversight, how do you get away with this… |
Luggage K Is…
23.Sep.2008, 08:32 pm
Wanting.If I owned more jewelry than a cameo my gramma gave me, a beautiful Teslar watch, a “K” necklace, and a medical alert bracelet, I’d have ordered this… |
Wearing.Or “dragging onto the flying bus.” I stuffed a MacBook Pro, The Bonfire of Vanities, iPhone, NARS powder, and a small third-world adoptee into this… |
Hating.This bag begs, “Steal me.” Unless you’re a dude looking to get laid by a Russian model, why would you pay thousands of dollars to be inconvenienced… |
Drugstore Ish K Is…
22.Sep.2008, 03:51 pm
Wanting.For whatever reason, I haven’t found the color I dig outside a Rite Aid in San Francisco. The hunt continues. Or is it time for grown-up lady lip gloss… |
Wearing.Dress code is strict at Kristopher Dukes .com: chiffon undies, marabou slippers, and feathered eyelashes. Bra and blouse optional… |
Hating.A $15 marker erasing wrinkles? And Palin doesn’t write off Botox as a marketing expense. Give into the needles of 90210… |
PerriconeMD K Is…
19.Sep.2008, 06:15 pm
Wanting.An at-home laser treatment. No!No! Hair Removal, laser scar treatments - the game’s “How Many Ways Can I Pay To Smell My Flesh Burn?”… |
Wearing.Or “Digesting.” These multivitamins are pharmaceutical grade, organic. and will turn me into Liz Taylor circa Butterfield 8… |
Hating.Sure, a Sephora sales chick could convince me snorting this PerriconeMD aromatic would make me forever 25, but $75 seems steep … |
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