What KRiSTOPHER Is...
Beauty Booty Your K Is…
13.Jun.2008, 10:48 am
Wanting.If I ever cheat YSL Elle, it’ll be with NARS body oil. Such elegant packaging. Oh, and it smells good, too… |
Wearing.Wears light as air but makes your skin supple as a baby’s 12-year-old, underpaid Eastern Euro model’s ass… |
Hating.Sexy, sexy packaging, but why not save some cash and enjoy Retin-A and Botox… And a nose job… |
Foldover Clutches Your K Is…
12.Jun.2008, 10:35 am
Wanting.The python on this foldover clutch is how I imagine my first ex-husband to be: flakey, rich, and vanilla… |
Wearing.Just like with people, it’s rare something gets along with everything and one, and has real personality… |
Hating.This bag’s busier than me a on a Saturday night. You know, when I’m writing the opposite-of-wet biz plans… |
What Your K Is…
11.Jun.2008, 11:21 amOn-Sale Jumpsuits Your K Is…
10.Jun.2008, 11:03 amGrooming Gear Your K Is…
09.Jun.2008, 01:11 pmKristopher Is…
06.Jun.2008, 12:41 pmGiuseppes Your K Is…
05.Jun.2008, 10:01 amWhat Your K Is…
04.Jun.2008, 09:50 am
Wanting.For this flapper frock’s sleek architecture, I’ll forgive Stella McCartney for raping Mother Earth for organic profits… |
Wearing.Simple, chic, and less than a double shot espresso on ice, with an energy boost and no sugar added, thank you… |
Hating.I never understood this It bag. Call me a Kristopher instead of a Krissy, and explain to me what the ruffles are for.. |
Going Greek. What Your K Is…
03.Jun.2008, 10:57 am
Wanting.As much as good design is form and function happily f**king, I love that these swimsuits are labeled as “not suitable for swimming”… |
Wearing.I’m a sucker for simple, and MaxStudio makes some clean lined dresses. The peekaboo panel is subtly sexy. And you know how I love subtle… |
Hating.If this wasn’t trimmed with Versace’s Greek-key closure, would you shell out two grand for a rectangle of snake-print foil.. |














































