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‘Cause You Like It Half-Off. What Your K Is…

16.Jun.2008, 10:15 am
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Wanting.

All crayon colors laced into more drama than 90210. Only smart and elegant…

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Wearing.

My name’s Kristopher, I dig dudes, and I wear berets. Can I get any gayer…

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Hating.

For the 45-year-old princess who thinks she can get pregnant from kissing…

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Beauty Booty Your K Is…

13.Jun.2008, 10:48 am
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Wanting.

If I ever cheat YSL Elle, it’ll be with NARS body oil. Such elegant packaging. Oh, and it smells good, too…

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Wearing.

Wears light as air but makes your skin supple as a baby’s 12-year-old, underpaid Eastern Euro model’s ass…

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Hating.

Sexy, sexy packaging, but why not save some cash and enjoy Retin-A and Botox… And a nose job…

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Foldover Clutches Your K Is…

12.Jun.2008, 10:35 am
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Wanting.

The python on this foldover clutch is how I imagine my first ex-husband to be: flakey, rich, and vanilla…

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Wearing.

Just like with people, it’s rare something gets along with everything and one, and has real personality…

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Hating.

This bag’s busier than me a on a Saturday night. You know, when I’m writing the opposite-of-wet biz plans…

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What Your K Is…

11.Jun.2008, 11:21 am
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Wanting.

It’d look great with cigarette pants — crumpled, lying on the floor…

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Wearing.

Apparently this was in Sex and the City. Don’t hold it against me…

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Hating.

Call me a Kristopher, but wow about blowing $90 on a gym membership instead…

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On-Sale Jumpsuits Your K Is…

10.Jun.2008, 11:03 am
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Wanting.

Only con to this romper? No Marilyn Monroe moments above subway grates…

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Wearing.

Looks like lingerie, but it’s femme without being fussy, such a practical pretty…

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Hating.

Best left to man-haters, not eaters. And maybe public school teachers…

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Grooming Gear Your K Is…

09.Jun.2008, 01:11 pm
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Wanting.

I think of fillers as make-up that costs a little less than a new MacBook…

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Wearing.

You could cut out thrice-a-day soy lattes, or just wear this for instacheekbones…

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Hating.

As much as I dig androgyny, I prefer not to run into Kristophers prettier than me…

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Kristopher Is…

06.Jun.2008, 12:41 pm
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Wanting.

I met Jalda at a party. She’s gorgeous and smart like her bags…

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Wearing.

If you have to figure how to wear it, don’t buy it. This is easy on. And easy off…

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Hating.

I’d rather be a cat than a mouse. Life’s too short to style yourself a weak squeaker…

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Giuseppes Your K Is…

05.Jun.2008, 10:01 am
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Wanting.

Pair this foot-jewelry with a gray tank dress, and go on a date with yourself…

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Wearing.

I love the drama of this heel. Yeah, real 90210. It even stole one of my toyfriends…

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Hating.

What a waste of a dead animal. PETA should protest this skin on a flat shoe..

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What Your K Is…

04.Jun.2008, 09:50 am
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Wanting.

For this flapper frock’s sleek architecture, I’ll forgive Stella McCartney for raping Mother Earth for organic profits…

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Wearing.

Simple, chic, and less than a double shot espresso on ice, with an energy boost and no sugar added, thank you…

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Hating.

I never understood this It bag. Call me a Kristopher instead of a Krissy, and explain to me what the ruffles are for..

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Going Greek. What Your K Is…

03.Jun.2008, 10:57 am
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Wanting.

As much as good design is form and function happily f**king, I love that these swimsuits are labeled as “not suitable for swimming”…

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Wearing.

I’m a sucker for simple, and MaxStudio makes some clean lined dresses. The peekaboo panel is subtly sexy. And you know how I love subtle…

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Hating.

If this wasn’t trimmed with Versace’s Greek-key closure, would you shell out two grand for a rectangle of snake-print foil..

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