Wearing.Actually, not yet. A candle that does more than smoke cheap perfume for your home: you can pour the delish lychee and lapsang wax… |
Wanting.Jimmyjane’s elegant wit makes even marriage look good. A bridal gift set from me, to me, when I marry myself in a few years… |
Hating.Only because it’s distractingly good. I never got into vibes, then Ethan at Jimmyjane gifted me their version of the iconic Rabbit. Dangerous… |
Wearing.I have these in chrome. The patent’s disco doll, the T-strap Fitzgerald flapper, the whole shoe an extra 20% off with promocode “summer”… |
Wanting.Giuseppe crafts jewelry for your feet. Unlike lazy Loubies, these Giuseppes are good enough to make a gray T-shirt dress seem chic… |
Hating.A waste of Giuseppe’s genius. Dull gray suede that slips over your leg and falls flat. Completely craftless, the most blah boot … |
Wanting.I’m rarely a sucker for brands, but I’ve become a whore for NARS. Everything is rich but minimalist, femme without being fussy. I’d love for them to make a housewife… |
Wearing.The best way to keep that hair big and sexy and messy while you’re on the go-go. What’s under your hair ought to be dirty, but not your actual locks… |
Hating.It’s not even really milk, and real milk is great for you. Can’t Stella Mac kill a just nursed baby cow and use the milk from its stomach for a wash? I’d pay for that… |
Wanting.A constellation of stones, so my future, Russian, billionaire first ex-husband understands my standards and aspirations. Relatedly, he’ll also be shown my closetful of toys… |
Wearing.…This in my dreams. A ring like this should be worn Starbucksing, worn everywhere, and you should imply it’s fake. To keep it your own private pleasure… |
Hating.It’s that “Bvlgari” ringing this ring: If I’m going to pay for advertising, I’d rather have jewelry branded KRISTOPHER DUKES .com. Better use of my money… |
Wanting.Bold but understated, elegant but fresh, unique without styling different for different’s sake. Plus that’s just a load of stones… |
Wearing.I’m more a Kristopher than a Krissy, I’m not that into jewelry, excepting “K”-stamped ish. Sometimes I forget how to spell my name… |
Hating.Sure, these “diamond” rings are amusing — just like wearing pigtails when you’re 20. Very, werry cute, let me get you a lollipop… |
Wanting.The clutch is a little too cutesy, but I love the double pockets, the simple symmetry that’s somehow quirky… |
Wearing.A bit of a blackhole, I’ve packed just this from Miami to Tokyo to Hong Kong, and, right now, San Francisco… |
Hating.This bag is very LA to me: so forever 15, it’s sticking its tongue out at you, then says, “JK”… |
Wanting.Relaxing doesn’t mean sweats; wear something that’ll make someone want to sweat with you… |
Wearing.A basic cut lets you just enjoy the cashmere. Plus, clothing should be a background to your beauty… |
Hating.You’ve got to admire a company that makes people pay triple digits to serve as their ill-styled billboard… |
Wanting.Understated just to be bolder, elegant just to punk you, masculinely no-nonsense to just look more frilly and femme. The boot’s play against its heel is brilliant… |
Wearing.These booties are deadstock punk rock. An Italiano boyfriend gave these to me years ago, that perfect stiletto may be the highest point of our relationship… |
Hating.Ugly is the new hot. These shoes are a drop in the ocean of my belief we’re swimming into a new Dark Ages. That, and everyone pretending SJP doesn’t look like a dog… |
Watching.I watched this twice; the story is brilliant. I’ve decided the director should leave his wife for me… |
Reading.Atlas Shrugged is a bible, but this is the best book by Rand. The characters are alive. And the sex is violent… |
Hearing.A smart blend of art and entertainment; like brain and body, the two should never really be divided… |
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