06.Aug.2008, 12:41 pm
I told you I’m a whore for texture. I only own solid nude and black, chiffon and lace undies. And something with peacock feathers and a fox tail that vibrates… |
A balcony bra with pretty pleats, in raunchy red. This underwear won’t boost your cup size or trim you from a tiny 2 to a 0. Lingerie for lingerie’s sake, 50% off… |
Poly-blend leopard print, for a quarter of a grand. If you want real trashy lingerie, hit Frederick’s on Sunset Blvd., and save your change for that chick on the corner… |
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01.Aug.2008, 12:26 pm
This stuff lasts forever–soy lattes, dentist appointments, make-out sessions with my Macbook… |
I heard this discontinued polish gives you chrome nails, but I refuse to troll eBay and pay $30 for $5 polish… |
Granted, the girls at Sephora could probably convince me this would improve my vision, but $100 for mascara? |
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31.Jul.2008, 10:06 am
Subtle chic — an origami neckline reveals the satin lining this flapper frock… |
Beats a Louis–lime leather folds over and into itself for a compact clutch… |
Zac does design masturbation — he’s getting off on what he can get away with… |
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29.Jul.2008, 12:58 pm
Patterns–excepting bizarre sexual ones–bore me. I’m a whore for texture… |
A sheer knit, stretched over a gold satin. This’d only get sexier over lingerie… |
If this wasn’t mohair stamped “Marc Jacobs,” would you blow half a grand on it… |
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28.Jul.2008, 10:03 am
I love Porsche. I had a tour of their store in Two Rodeo, and discovered Porsche actually designs everything with its name stamped on it. Like all their ish, there’s a real elegance in the economy of these sunnies’ design… |
You get what you pay for, but what’s costing you more than rent for these sunnies is less gold plate and ebony wood, and more marketing. Though Tom Ford is beautiful, and I do feel honored to contribute to his Botox fund… |
Built by the man who created Jackie O’s original glammy glasses. I found these at Hotel de Ville, which also carries Aristotle Onassis’s frames. I’m buying those next, and the two glasses can sit on my dresser and fight over money… |
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25.Jul.2008, 07:08 pm
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24.Jul.2008, 12:13 pm
Much more smart and sexy than its catalogue copy that Q’s, “Who will be the lord of your ring?” And anyway, it’d be Bruce Wayne… |
FitFlops won’t give you Ivanka’s legs. They’ll make your feet ugly and your ass fat as you justify that sixth serving of fro-yo… |
Lovely, though I’m really waiting for Stella Mac to make these out of mink. I’m also waiting for Al Gore to fly in a private jet. Wait… |
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22.Jul.2008, 01:04 pm
The best design is simple cuts showcasing quality materials. And shiny shiny things… |
I picked this up in Miami–the knit is like the sky. Midnight blue woven with starry silver… |
The chastity belts of jumpers. Want to style blah and bloated? This is for you… |
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21.Jul.2008, 12:57 pm
I found Piko 1988 scattered throughout LA boutiques. They make chic and cheap silk dresses. This one is crying for some silver f**k-you shoes… |
I bought this in Beverly Hills–it’s just a sheet of silver silk. It’s that subtle shimmer that makes the dress move, sexy. And a $100 price tag is persuasive… |
Very Britney, when she was still a “Slave 4 U.” I suppose the reminder of wasted potential is too painful. Or maybe it’s just that pink tie-dye… |
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