13.Oct.2008
“Crisis in confidence” and “big bailout”? Sounds vulgar. If you’re under 25 years and 100 lbs., pack this and move to Monte Carlo — you’ve got a chance to snare a Baltic billionaire… |
Very basic, but Bond. I’m not sure if it’s the best luggage, but it’s some of the best-looking. And if you’re female, how aren’t those two terms interchangeable? Well priced on eBay, click… |
Boring, boorish design, and way overpriced. What’s practical about this Louis luggage? It looks big enough to fit the buyer’s lack of taste, and it’s so baller-on-a-budget no one will steal it… |
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11.Oct.2008
It’s more than a Birkin, but a little less than a down payment on a flat. That crackly croc has got me… |
I love being a human: I weigh 69 lbs. but I punch a computer key, and I’ve a dead anaconda in my clutches… |
The patchwork mink is a little fash victim/Beyonce to me, but given the choice, I’d take it. Like her ass… |
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11.Oct.2008
Those metallic stripes aren’t the sexiest thing — it’s the practical elastic band behind the knee, that keeps these up. Unlikely sexiness, much like Pyrex… |
Check that shearling trim, buckle, and rubber sole. I love faux practical things, like these over-the-knee boots. And organized religion, and housewives… |
At $1,000 for these over-the-knee boots, I can’t think of a worst investment. Actually, there’s your future baby’s college fund, and the entire stock market… |
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07.Oct.2008
I’m not a whore for many brands, but I’d buy NARS toilet paper… |
Sales chicks at Sephora are more honest than Jesus. This’ll cut blow time in half… |
Tres cute, if you’re seven. Does mommy let you take the flying bus alone… |
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06.Oct.2008
Like your “personal massager,” this multitasks — it’s three dresses in one… |
Jackie K meets Pretty Woman. Sweet three-quarter sleeves in black leather, on sale… |
Louboutin shoes are elegant, bold, and sex with a wink. This bag is not. But it is on sale… |
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