Fashion Writer KRISTOPHER DUKES

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Web Snob Links: If I Have to Explain It, You’ll Never Understand

21.Nov.2008

Kelly CalecheA Few Goody GumDrops loves the jewel lock spray from Hermes.
55 Secret Street thinks even non-Oprah addicts will appreciate metallic makeup cases and other goodies from The Oprah Store.
Stiletto Jungle found the perfect gift for your fav office friend.
Allie is Wired looks at Hollywood power families.
Bag Bliss can’t get enough of handbag designer Zufi Alexander.
Bag Snob wants to rescue Carlos Falchi’s Buffalo bag.
Fashion, Evolved thinks YOU would make an excellent model in the new eco-fashion show,
Fashion Pulse loves Chanel’s two-toned tights, and found them for $14 instead of $250.
The Fashionable Housewife dishes up some holiday hair inspirations.
Second City Style: when to pounce or pass when shopping for vintage.
Shopping and Info wants your opinion: the green top worn by Madonna at the Gucci event ?
StyleBakery shows chic styling for a pencil skirt for a party
Stylehive shares lightweight scarves.
The Beauty Stop features eyebrow secrets from Shavata, the Harrod’s eyebrow expert.
The Shoe Goddess goes inside LA’s trendy Satine boutique.
Beauty Snob reports: the latest weight-loss craze, HCG injections. Miraculous or ridiculous?

Kristopher reports: lose the Pinkberry and hit the gym. Reality, or reality?



Emani Mineral Makeup K Is…

07.Nov.2008
Emani Mineral Makeup Magic Sealer

Wanting

I’m very vain, but very lazy. I hate touching up my makeup during the day (though I do like touching myself). Emani mineral sealer would keep your eyes smoky, not smudged…

Emani Makeup Powder Foundation

Wearing

This powder foundation might rival NARS — you get solid, light coverage, plus grape seed extracts for antioxidant love. However, I should warn you, Emani is vegan-friendly…

Emani Mineral Makeup brushes

Hating

Emani vegan-friendly makeup brushes? Since when do vegans wear makeup or comb their hair? Anyway, makeup brushes made from the pigtails of rosy-cheeked, third-world baby girls are best…




Beauty Scams K Is…

04.Nov.2008
Perricone Laser

Wanting

An at-home laser treatment. No!No! Hair Removal, laser scar erasing — my favorite game is “How Many Ways Can I Pay To Smell My Flesh Burn?”…

Revitalash

Using

I’ve drowned my eyebrows in this and six-weeks later I’ve grown a beard. Well, no, but those pencil-thin, Deco arches are filling out…

Jonathan Product Shower Head

Hating

A purifying water filter for your shower? Ridick. Who doesn’t already wash their hair with Perrier…





NARS Orgasm Makeup K Is…

30.Oct.2008
NARS Orgasm nail polish

Wanting

I prefer to paint my toe nails nude and indiscreet, as chick feet are ugly outside of five-inch shoes that retail for $600. But a touch of Orgasm changes most anything. At least for five minutes after…

NARS Super Orgasm Blush

Wearing

NARS Super Orgasm blush is what life should look like: a pretty flush from a happy achievement flecked with gold. To get a similar look making money instead of spending it, you know what to do…

NARS Orgasm The Multiple

Hating

I’m only hating The Multiple Orgasm because I ran out. For your eyes, lips, cheeks, this stick is much prettier than most similarly named things that end up all over a chick’s face…





Booty Parlor Beauty K Is…

24.Oct.2008

Wanting.

So subtly sweet, with a light shimmer. Highlight your collar bone, dust your chest, and sprinkle some sugar around that bikini. Eat me…

Wearing.

A kissing kit: aphrodisiac-laced lip gloss and breath freshener. I figure this is safer than roofie’ing myself up per usual…

Hating.

So a pheromone-laced firming cream is a great confidence booster. I’m just tired of checking out fat chicks. Hit the gym, ladies…



Have Some Balls. Men’s Grooming Gear K Is…

16.Oct.2008

Wanting.

If this kit were made for chicks it’d smell funny, be priced ridiculously, and have a useless Swarovski crystal flower on it somewhere…

Wearing.

Urth sent me a jar. It made my skin tight and clear, and if it’d made me look rich I’d have wanted to sleep with myself — more so than usual…

Hating.

I’m for gender equality, so long as the housewife I buy stays in the kitchen and dudes don’t wear makeup. “Monsieur Bronzer”? Try boy’s blush…




Web Snob Links: Since I’m a Snob Offline, Too

11.Oct.2008

Zufi Alexander bags, on Papierblog
Zufi Alexander bags
Papierblog looks at the Zufi Alexander handbags.
A Few Goody GumDrops introduces Lipstick Queen’s Black Tie Optional.
Stiletto Jungle looks at Lauren Conrad for Linea Pelle bags.
Allie is Wired has the pic: Angelina Jolie breast feeding on W.
Bag Bliss on clutches: pick the right style for you.
Bag Snob shows you how to spot fake bags.
Beauty Snob explores the benefits of eating raw, with Kimberly Snyder.
Christina Loves… introduces Beautyfix.
Coquette loves the latest fashion trend of pretty bows.
Fashion Pulse gives away 10 eco-friendly “I Love Shoes” totes.
Ladybrille interviews the sexy Maimah Karmo, Breast Cancer Survivor.
Quinta Trends introduces Caminaensueños.
Second City Style will avoid these three fall trends.
Shopping and Info scoops what they’re wearing on the Ex List tonight.
StyleBakery.com tracks down this season’s best boots for every budget.
Stylehive interviews Project Runway’s Jerell!
The Beauty Stop thinks Victoria Beckham is having a bad shoe week.
The Fashionable Housewife found the perfect booties for fall.
The Shoe Goddess loves her sexy Nicholas Kirkwood pumps.

Kristopher loves her sexy sex.



shu uemura False Eyelashes K Is…

08.Oct.2008

Wanting.

Perfect for Halloween. And by “Halloween,” I mean any October day in which I sit in my undies while making money..

Wearing.

The lips, the lashes, the acting like I’m joking about wanting to marry rich — it’s all fake. Just kidding — the lashes are real…

Hating.

Does fun with fashion have to look so undignified? I’d leave this fake fringe to those 30-year-old girls with the neon Marky Marc Jacobs bag…





Web Snob: Since You’re Snob Offline, Too

03.Oct.2008

Chanel light bulb shoes, at CoquetteChanel light bulb shoes
Coquette turns a light on with Chanel’s light bulb heels.
55 Secret Street picks out a few dresses for Michelle Obama for the campaign trail and beyond.
A Few Goody GumDrops goes Green with Byredo Parfum’s latest fragrance from Sweden.
Stiletto Jungle features over-the-counter anti-wrinkle creams that work.
Catherine Zeta Jones or an Oompa Loompa? Allie is Wired has the scary picture.
Have it your way with Designer Guru bags from Bag Snob.
Beauty Snob makes good use of her conditioner… to shave.
Christina Loves… Smashbox Cosmetics.
FashionPulse has its credit card in hand, ready for the latest, greatest round of designer sample sales going on right now.
Fashion,evolved checks out the newest organic fashion destination, Brook There.
Adama Kai of Aschobi Designs is Ladybrille Woman of the Month.
Papierblog explores the difficulties of getting into fashion shows, namely Rick Owen’s.
Second City Style has greed for tweed.
Shopping and Info loves Anne Hathaway and her great style.
StyleBakery has the scoop on this season’s hottest independent boutiques and must-see designers on the rise.
The Beauty Stop reviews the must-have Purrrfect Angle liner brush.
The Fashionable Housewife has a new Contributor that want to help you Overcome Your Trend Fears.
The Shoe Goddess showcases some of our favorite shoes from Milan Fashion Week.
Quinta Trends invites you to “Be Erotic” with NSBP diseño de autor new collection .
Kristopher RSVPs.



Web Snob Links: Since You’re a Snob Offline, Too

27.Sep.2008

Tod’s “Helmet” bag, at Bag Snob
Tod bag
Bag Snob revisits her youth via Tod’s Helmet bag.
55 Secret Street falls under the spell of Thierry Mugler’s Angel.
Stiletto Jungle dishes on the best fall nail colors.
Allie is Wired pics answer: Drew Barrymore and Ed Westwick dating?
Bag Bliss handbag face off: Yves Saint Laurent vs. Mayle.
Beauty Snob chats with David Yurman and revisits the scent of romance.
Christina Loves… does hair extensions.
Coquette wants wrap sweaters.
Fashion Pulse red carpet report: brooches are back.
Quinta Trends chats with Mónica Bursztyn about her creative process.
Second City Style thinks safety is important – but not when it comes to fashion.
Shopping and Info partied at Kate Spade’s and spoke to Alyssa Milano.
StyleBakery goes Duchess, craving 18th century style.
Stylehive interviews the latest Project Runway reject - it’s Suede vs. Kenley.
The Beauty Stop loves Laura Mercier black-gold kohl pencil.
The Shoe Goddess shares pictures of their NYC fashion week party.
A Few Goody GumDrops rings the election in style with Hidalgo’s bands.

Kristopher just wants the Obama sex tape.



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