30.Oct.2007, 07:16 am
Brian Atwood shoes $526, Net-a-Porter.com
Better to be a whore than a housewife:
One’s all fair trade and freedom, and the other’s a leash in the form of a shared bank account.
One’s all love making and passion, and the other is baby breeding punctuated with a yawn.
One’s all fuck-you Brian Atwood shoes in mad red, and the other is I - haven’t - been - fucked - in - five - months terrycloth slippers stained with dull decaf drip from a chipped mug.
Shudder.
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10.Sep.2007, 11:00 am
Yesterday I played domesticated cat: a call from The Boy and I hit Home Depot for rakes and pool poles for his palace, my means of bribing him to stay up later than his usual Wall Street, EST hours.
In strip-mall suburbia right off the beach, a man welcomes me to the neighborhood.
“Nice dress, mammi!”
“Thank you, sexy,” I call after him, strapping tighter the belt on my leopard-print corduroy trench coat, click-clacking into the warehouse in black peep-show-toed, Lucite-heeled pumps. I see a salesman, and I zoom in, with a businessman’s mind to save time. “Where are the rakes?”
“They are right there.” He points to the aisle just behind me.
“But I need help finding the best.” I smile, I finger my belt, I cock my head, coy. “And I don’t know what is what.”
“All right.” He climbs down his ladder, and escorts me to a rack of rakes, and I pick out a couple.
“And I also need a hoe,” I say. “But not a girl.”
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12.Jul.2007, 08:36 am
With only Al Qaeda up to its usual hijinx, major news turns to chatting about Miss New Jersey’s “not ladylike” photos: she’s drinking, she’s holding up two pumpkins to her breasts on Halloween, she’s laughing while her boyfriend bites her her bra.
Le shocking.
Though the photos were formerly Facebook’ed, Madame Jersey’s allegedly being blackmailed with the pics and asked to not compete for Miss America’s crown.
Hard luck: now Miss New Jersey–whom I didn’t even know existed–gets to endear her generically pretty face to America on CBS and CNN, she’ll probably get offered a reality TV show, and she–
Could likely just rock these ladylike Brian Atwood shoes and walk away from any doubts of her being anything but.
» Brian Atwood shoes $440, Neiman Marcus
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