هناك شيء رئيس حوالي [ا] [لوويس] [فويتّون] حقيبة رديئة.

[لوويس] يتبجّح علامة تجاريّة أوروبيّة [شك] أن يوازن الرديئة حقيبة [فيب] [تيملسّ] سياحيّة, أن يساوي أسلوب كلاسيكيّة.

مثل يحصل يكشّر في نيويورك [تيم سقور], أو, [سميلرل-]

يحصل [فوك] فوق ال [أسّ.].

» [لوويس] [فويتّون] حقيبة رديئة $710, [إلوإكسوري]

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هذا بلّوريّة [دفي] [كرولّ] قابض تماما كيف إمرأة سوفت كنت:

يبنى فريدة على ه خاصّة صلبة, قاعدة أصليّة; بثقة يبسل مع ذكيّة, تقريبا يعمي لمع; وبشكل طبيعيّ عدد استثنائيّ حول ماذا هو يترك داخل ه.

[رلتدل-]

مثل رئيس [دفي] [كرولّ] قابض, أنت سوفت كنت [موثرفوكينغ] غالية.

» [دفي] [كرولّ] صندوق قابض $1,890.00, Net-a-Porter.com

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هذا [بريسن] [أبك] حقيبة مثل رجل: أنت تريد هو أن يليّن داخل نضج, أن يعتّق ذكيّة, [تو-]

تلقّيت كثير السنون أن يحصل عظيمة في سرير.

رأيت [أبك] حقيبة كيس أماميّة? سيلائم كيف هو صحيحة بعض بيجامات متواضعة جدّا, ربّما [بونّ-برينت] [أنس]?

أنّ ماذا أنا عنيت.

أنت [موثرفوكر] وسخة.

» [أبك] حقيبة $635, متجر Intuition.com

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Life isn’t meant to be boxed, relationships aren’t meant to be stuffed into dull corners, ideas aren’t ink for coward-yellow sticky notes decorating the walls of your cubicle.

Life should be a wide-open frolic ’round a world you build, relationships a cyclical trade of pleasure for pleasure, ideas should make up an ever-evolving rainbow you ride and slide into a pot of gold with.

And the only box you should cherish is a crystal-riddled clutch by Devi Kroell. Wood becomes urbane as a fresh material for evening gear, set off by rectangular crystals as clear as your independent vision, in a rich brown so that the Devi Kroell clutch box is boss with your chocolate mink coat.

When you take yourself on a date to a vegan cafe.

» Devi Kroell clutch in wood $1,390 via Net-a-Porter

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Dear Kristopher,
I recently bought a pair of fur boots. They are knee-high and beige grey. They are real fur, and I’m uncertain of how to wear them without coming across as ordinary, awkward, or a Chewbacca! Do you have any advice?

Thanks,
Camilla

I’m always full of advice, always full of soy lattes, always full of _____ (feel free to leave a comment and fill in the blank, you dirty, lovely things).

It’d be obvious to rock your fur boots with some second-skin pants and a tunic, but–

You’re not obvious. So check this boss little red dress by Karen Zambo Vintage Couture ($330). Neither vintage nor couture, it’s a simple shift in a red, sunset print, and the fresh frock will style cheeky chic against your furry boots, without being overly gimmicky.

Unlike this punch line.

XXXO,
K

» Fur boots $375 $225 via ColeHaan.com

» Want to know how to rock a leopard skirt, where to buy trashy lingerie, or the meaning of life? Email KRiSTOPHER.

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Because as much as I like rubbing my vintage snakeskin bags against my cheek and telling whichever Los Angeleno asks that the bag is real and my fav pet, living in a city full of flip-flops and calloused soles is rubbing wrong my soul, and the charm of people wondering if I’m a foreign exchange student is wearing thin like my impromptu fake French, and–

eLUXURY doesn’t ship this python Fendi belt to California.

Dude.

I’m like, totally, taking L.A. out of my Sidekick for reals now.

» Python Fendi belt $1,005, eLUXURY

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A five-inch heel in cognac leather that’s second-skin up to your knees means these boss Christian Louboutin boots will have you looking like a very pretty woman come fall double-oh-seven.

These Christian Louboutin boots–with your little virgin white dress–may style you so pretty a woman, that these “fuck me” “fuck you” boots might pay for themselves.

Lewd wink, wink.

Because, you know, a monk will see you on Sunset Blvd. in West Hollywood and offer to take you to a classy dinner of holy bread and alcohol-free wine that costs about a grand.

That’s what I was implying.

» Christian Louboutin boots $1,295, Net-a-Porter.com

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I love your sense of style. I have these boots and they are fierce, but I have no idea what to wear with them that would be equally chic. I was thinking sweater dress, but it seems blah. I’m hoping you can help me. And believe it or not… They look even more FABULOUS in person. The expresso color is rich and they look so hot. Sometimes I wear them around the house in bra and panties… But, alas I can’t go outside like that.
Indigo

Which is a shame, I know.

So since you can’t vibe S-E-X in all caps, style more your boss lady boots more cheeky chic, a la a crayon-yellow, dungaree dress from See by Chloe ($410).

The See by Chloe dress’s lemon yellow will rock right against your boots’ espresso, the See by Chloe frock’s blooming mini will play against your boots’ second-skin cut, and the See by Chloe’s mini mini –

May give you reason to consider keeping on that oh so pretty underwear of yours.

XXXO,
K

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