Wanting.

Everything on sale at Net-a-Porter is an extra 20% off with code “WINTERUSA.”

That tags these Loubies at $398..

Wearing.

Hating.

Wanting.

These shoes show the only marriage that interests me: one of form and function…

Wearing.

Throw on a coat and f**k-you heels, go blow bucks at ‘Bucks…

Hating.

The latest chastity belt: crafty and more overpriced than virginity…

Some hookers have the discipline to stand tall and live independently, resisting the gravity of lying flat; some housewives are scared of heights.

Some hookers have fearlessness to make their blues bright against a mad red sole; some housewives would rather live in a twilight of gray.

Some hookers trade value for value in order to pay for f**k-you shoes; some housewives live off an allowance of slippers.

But wherever, however you were born, remember: you can make yourself.

Hopefully into a woman that Christian Louboutin’ll make shoes for.

A lot of living life is as simple and clean as standing as tall as possible — not lying on your back, letting things come to you.

Unless you’re in a million-thread-count bed sheets, your legs stretching to the ceiling, your feet in these red-soled, f**k-you shoes.

You know, writing an opposite-of-wet business plan.

That can also prove profitable.

Though even New Year’s Eve knows now might not look so good later, sober.

Especially to your boyfriend.

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