Met over gehangen Halloween, het tijd aan prep voorstelt voor Kwanzanukkah, is om selfless te spelen, -

Gift hen die gift u rijk het beste.

Het is enkel goede zaken.

Maar vóór uw het kopen spree, investeer in iets voor zich, als deze gebogen two-tone De schoenen van Christian Louboutin. Allen leiden zwart en ernstig satijn, deze schoenen boog-band van Christian Louboutin zelf in uw eigen gift.

De ambitieuze boog zal u hebben op uw gang in uw vergadering letten.

En dood het.

» De schoenen van Christian Louboutin met boog $925, netto-a-Portier

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Ik heb slechts in Amerika al twintig-sommige jaren van mijn leven geleefd, en van wat ik begrijp zou de Dag van de Arbeid moeten zijn het gevierde werken niet. Maar mits Starbucks bevroren soja groene thee lattes dient, hard maal ik, prowling het Web voor meest chef- Christian Louboutins voor u lovelies, zweet ik positief voor schoenen die GESLACHT spellen.

Als dit De laars van Christian Louboutin.

Met een lange en harde hiel die in een ambitieuze boog, met gluren-a-boostroken van leer en fishnet het smelten in een hartstocht-rode zool wordt geplakt, is deze laars van Christian Louboutin de perfecte schoen voor een Dag van de Arbeid die het genoegen en de winst van het zijn een vrouw viert die voor zich werken.

Glijd zo op deze laarzen van Christian uit Louboutin, en werk weg uw strakke kleine ezel.

Het liggen op uw rug.

… Met uw laptop innocently evenwichtig op uw maag aangezien schrijft u tickle uw typepad en de tegenovergesteld-van-natte businessplannen.

» De laars van Christian Louboutin in fishnet $970, Bergdorf Goodman

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A five-inch heel in cognac leather that’s second-skin up to your knees means these boss Christian Louboutin boots will have you looking like a very pretty woman come fall double-oh-seven.

These Christian Louboutin boots–with your little virgin white dress–may style you so pretty a woman, that these “fuck me” “fuck you” boots might pay for themselves.

Lewd wink, wink.

Because, you know, a monk will see you on Sunset Blvd. in West Hollywood and offer to take you to a classy dinner of holy bread and alcohol-free wine that costs about a grand.

That’s what I was implying.

» Christian Louboutin boots $1,295, Net-a-Porter.com

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Christian Louboutin shoes for less than I spend Starbucksing in a month?

That’s actually not so boss, not so amazing.

Let’s rephrase, lovelies.

Louboutins for less than two Benjies?

Mmmhmm.

XXXO,
K

» Christian Louboutin shoes $155 via Barneys.com

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With a stab-me stiletto hard and longer than four-inches, in a boss gloss of patent leather tiger print, less a “Fuck me” shoe, these Christian Louboutin shoes are much more a “Fuck you” shoe.

As in, “Fuck you? No, thank you, I can pay for dinner myself.”

As in, “Fuck you? No, thank you, I have a right hand.”

As in, “Fuck you for thinking it rude of me to say ‘Fuck you.’ ”

Finished with a classic, mad red sole–

Aren’t these Christian Louboutin shoes cute?

» Christian Louboutin shoes $570 via Net-a-Porter

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Though Christian Louboutin put an Alpaca to non-use, and I do love animals more than PETA–

This Christian Louboutin bag is double-kill with calfskin handles, and it isn’t even haute.

Or hot.

A blob of brown fur, maybe if Christian Louboutin worked in an endangered animal I’d dub it boss.

» Alpaca Christian Louboutin bag $1,695 va Saks

» Via OfftheRack.People.com

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Designer shoes and designer bags at Neiman Marcus’ Last Call sale are almost half off, like Britney’s panties.

Only these shoes and bags are hot.

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These patent-tipped Christian Loboutin boot shoes — or Christian Loboutin shoe boots — are exclusive to e-boutique Net-a-Porter, and, in my soy latte-soaked mind, exclusive to my alternate life –

I should have loved these patent-tipped, faux-buttoned Christian Louboutin boot shoes were I trapped in Harry Potter book series.

As the trampy, vampy substitute teacher at Hogwarts.

» Christian Louboutin boot shoes $925, Net-a-Porter

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Just because LiLo’s top is half off doesn’t make her hot, and–

Same goes for metallic Marc-y Marc Jacobs flats.

You deserve only the most boss from Barney’s sale, lovelies.

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Monsieur Christian Louboutin’s attempting to tempt me away from my Italiano lover, Signore Giuseppe Zanotti.

Christian Louboutin’s coming strong spring 2007, this “Fox Trot” Christian Louboutin peep toe is courting my love with its golden sole, its strong stance on a too-tall heel, its silver piping highlighting a bad boy black patent leather.

So mignon, I think I may have to take Christian Louboutin to dinner, dolls.

You ladies care to join me?

» Pre-order “Fox Trot” Christian Louboutin peep toe $712 via Browns Fashion.

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An ankle boot may be just a New Wave rehash, but -

A Christian Louboutin ankle boot is a new classic.

A Christian Louboutin ankle boot is the cleanest lines in the smoothest leather on the thinnest stiletto.

A Christian Louboutin ankle boot has you watching your walk, poising your posture, caring how you carry yourself.

A Christian Louboutin ankle boot -

Makes you wonder when you’re getting a driver.

» Christian Louboutin boot $950 via Net-a-Porter.

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Ooh la love.

Low-cut 80’s-ish ankle boots are fresh, but I prefer shoes a touch more classic.

Like a purple suede, rabbit-trimmed ankle boot, a la Christian Louboutin.

With an almond toe, classic stiletto, and fresh violet color, this Christian Louboutin ankle boot plays timeless. Is the ankle boot modern mod? Sure, with opaque tights and a shift dress. Is the ankle boot Studio 54, 2004? With your little gold dress it is. Or maybe the ankle boot is neo New Wave? Your sweater dress and leggings agree. The Christian Louboutin ankle boot also plays very now: rock the ankle boot with tailored shorts, a breezy buttondown, and unbuttoned vest.

» Suede rabbit-trimmed Christian Louboutin ankle boot $717 at Bluefly.

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