Poppie Couture clutch in stingray $650, Poppie Couture.com

The most boss, the best in life is pared down, bared down, ruthlessly stripped to its essential function for form.

Think a Poppie Couture fold-over clutch in gold stingray, an iPhone for YouPorn.com, or–

A designer dildo.

Fendi Hologram clutch $722 $511

Because your cash is better bet on Google stock.

Because your dollars do better invested in a hooker.

If you didn’t win the Fendi Hologram clutch, buy it on sale.

R & Y Augousti bag $295 , Barneys.com

Irregular but right angles of bronze frame a slice of stingray, hard hugging a sliver of ostrich. Boss black for white tie, this R & Y Augousti bag is as green as it gets.

How many other designers love animals as much as R & Y Augousti?

$295 at Barney’s. Tax, a guiltless consciousness that prizes skyscrapers over mountains, and Hummer with chinchilla-covered seats and hummers from hookers not included.

Jimmy Choo bag “Pilar” $575, Jimmy Choo.com

Long and hard, blush red, wide-eyed and fresh, this Jimmy Choo bag makes me wonder why its model’s mouth is blocked out.

She’s probably eating–

A piece of a Bible-shaped cake, with virgin vanilla frosting detailing passages about that hooker Jesus hung with, Mary Magdalene.

Win this Jimmy Choo “Pilar” bag and other It bags from W magazine.

Christian Louboutin bag $1,690, Louboutin New York

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Fendi Hologram clutch $722, Trendora.com

Thank you all for entering, and thanks to e-boutique Trendora™ for sponsoring this Fendi “Hologram” clutch giveaway.

Though the closest to communism I’ve gotten is The Boy taking me to the Kremlin for my birthday, if I could I’d give you all a Fendi bag.

However, until Hillary is president, America’s still home to capitalism. So I’m picking the best entry for the Fendi bag:

Emma!

Thanks to all you boss ladies — and a few dudes — for entering. Read some of the best entries, after the jump.

As always, you ladies really make me want to touch myself touch me.

XXXO,
K

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Liucia obi clutch $250, Liucia.com

The present is a gift when it’s a perfect blend of past and future, when your now rides high on experience towards rosy hopes.

When your now levies lessons learned to climb towards climatic success.

When your now slides in and out of what’s former and forward.

When your now fashions fingerprint-unique history — a vintage obi belt from a kimono — into something future-forward — a ruthlessly minimalist rectangle clutch.

And just like your now should luxuriate in naked necessities, this obi bag looks like it’d only fit a condom and an iPhone–

The world’s oldest pleasure sport and the freshest way to watch at porn.

How presently perfect.