Wanting.The python on this foldover clutch is how I imagine my first ex-husband to be: flakey, rich, and vanilla… |
Wearing.Just like with people, it’s rare something gets along with everything and one, and has real personality… |
Hating.This bag’s busier than me a on a Saturday night. You know, when I’m writing the opposite-of-wet biz plans… |
Wanting.Richly minimalist, primal and urbane. Perfect for that date at the vegan cafe… |
Wearing.If my heart hadn’t been replaced with a Starbucks latte cup I’d click here… |
Hating.Everything should be flattering and functional; that puff is neither… |
Poppie Couture clutch in stingray $650, Poppie Couture.com
The most boss, the best in life is pared down, bared down, ruthlessly stripped to its essential function for form.
Think a Poppie Couture fold-over clutch in gold stingray, an iPhone for YouPorn.com, or–
Fendi Hologram clutch $722 $511
Because your cash is better bet on Google stock.
Because your dollars do better invested in a hooker.
If you didn’t win the Fendi Hologram clutch, buy it on sale.
R & Y Augousti bag $295 , Barneys.com
Irregular but right angles of bronze frame a slice of stingray, hard hugging a sliver of ostrich. Boss black for white tie, this R & Y Augousti bag is as green as it gets.
How many other designers love animals as much as R & Y Augousti?
$295 at Barney’s. Tax, a guiltless consciousness that prizes skyscrapers over mountains, and Hummer with chinchilla-covered seats and hummers from hookers not included.
Jimmy Choo bag “Pilar” $575, Jimmy Choo.com
Long and hard, blush red, wide-eyed and fresh, this Jimmy Choo bag makes me wonder why its model’s mouth is blocked out.
She’s probably eating–
A piece of a Bible-shaped cake, with virgin vanilla frosting detailing passages about that hooker Jesus hung with, Mary Magdalene.
Win this Jimmy Choo “Pilar” bag and other It bags from W magazine.
Christian Louboutin bag $1,690, Louboutin New York
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Fendi Hologram clutch $722, Trendora.com
Thank you all for entering, and thanks to e-boutique 
Trendora™ for sponsoring this Fendi “Hologram” clutch giveaway.
Though the closest to communism I’ve gotten is The Boy taking me to the Kremlin for my birthday, if I could I’d give you all a Fendi bag.
However, until Hillary is president, America’s still home to capitalism. So I’m picking the best entry for the Fendi bag:
Emma!
Thanks to all you boss ladies — and a few dudes — for entering. Read some of the best entries, after the jump.
As always, you ladies really make me want to touch myself touch me.
XXXO,
K
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