This crystal Devi Kroell clutch is exactly how a woman should be:
Built unique on her own solid, original base; confidently bold with smart, almost blinding shine; and naturally exclusive about what she lets into her.
Relatedly–
Like a boss Devi Kroell clutch, you should be motherf**king expensive.
» Devi Kroell box clutch $1,890, Net-a-Porter.com
With a skull clasp capping a silver, minimalist coffin for your coins and keys, this Alexander McQueen bag is boss for the modern femme fatale.
Bury your celly in the Alexander McQueen clutch, and go murder men at your Monday meeting.
I mean “murder” figuratively. You know, business-wise.
Though if dude makes disparages your sex, you could accidentally step on his toes with your fuck-me f**k-you shoes.
I mean “accidentally” figuratively, and the “F**k you” for him–
Literally?
» Alexander McQueen skull clutch $1,010, Net-a-Porter
A clever sliver of silver, this Kotur clutch is so simple it’s brilliant, so ruthlessly minimalist it’s rich, this boss Kotur clutch is a metaphor of how I plan to live my life.
Relatedly, the Kotur clutch looks like a designer dildo.
» Kotur Clutch $348, Vivre.com
Life isn’t meant to be boxed, relationships aren’t meant to be stuffed into dull corners, ideas aren’t ink for coward-yellow sticky notes decorating the walls of your cubicle.
Life should be a wide-open frolic ’round a world you build, relationships a cyclical trade of pleasure for pleasure, ideas should make up an ever-evolving rainbow you ride and slide into a pot of gold with.
And the only box you should cherish is a crystal-riddled clutch by Devi Kroell. Wood becomes urbane as a fresh material for evening gear, set off by rectangular crystals as clear as your independent vision, in a rich brown so that the Devi Kroell clutch box is boss with your chocolate mink coat.
When you take yourself on a date to a vegan cafe.
» Devi Kroell clutch in wood $1,390 via Net-a-Porter
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