From: Mondialcorp2007 @ aol.com
Subject: Perfection in Crocodile…ceo @ 4handbagsltd.com- Sold to the rich and famous…
Date: September 27, 2007 8:39:13 PM PDT
To: admin @ kristopherdukes.com

My Sweet Love….you never heard of us and doubt you ever will….we are out of your league….why buy names? Why pay for Hermes, Gucci, Prada , Goyard etc….all bull shit my love…..please look at the above bags and tell me that any of the above can create such a MASTERPIECES …its makes one almost want to Masterba*** they are so out of this world…..yes, we sell Royalty and the Rich and Famous of the world.
You don’t know us …..all you push on you site is the name brand garbage….for the common gal or guy that knows nothing about fashion….Mnnnnn if you want a free wallet e-mail me….it’s a way to show you what real class is….something your site does not offer…at all

From: k @ kristopherdukes.com
Subject: Re: Perfection in Crocodile…ceo@4handbagsltd.com- Sold to the rich and famous…
Date: September 27, 2007 10:55:58 PM PDT
To: Mondialcorp2007 @ aol.com

Those bags are almost as boss as that little dancing crocodile graphic you also attached. I only want the free wallet if it has that crocodile on it.

Getting your Google on for “brand name garbage” is how you landed on my site.

Reflect on that, and your marketing genius of emailing misspelled insults and cheesy graphics.

Yours in all my brand name motherfucking class,
K™

One of my fav Manhattan memories? Cuddling in a snow white vintage mink coat, hands toasting in an antique seal fur muff, legs wrapped in leather boots thigh-high, escaping the raw cold in an unnaturally warm restaurant.

That served yuppie vegan food.

I love being on top of the food chain. I order grilled shark at a cafe for the satisfaction of eating something that’d otherwise eat me if it weren’t for my mind, I clutch urbane snaky bags as a primal celebration of conquering Mama Nature, and I adore this Unearthed crocodile cuff as a smart “Fuck you” to a dino-old species that’d make a bracelet out of my albino skin–very exotic for Los Angeles–if it had the brain to do so.

Boss enough for your p.m. play, the ivory crocodile cuff is gloss enough for your business lunch.

The one you’re sure to kill.

» Unearthed crocodile cuff in ivory $125, Etsy.com

I love your sense of style. I have these boots and they are fierce, but I have no idea what to wear with them that would be equally chic. I was thinking sweater dress, but it seems blah. I’m hoping you can help me. And believe it or not… They look even more FABULOUS in person. The expresso color is rich and they look so hot. Sometimes I wear them around the house in bra and panties… But, alas I can’t go outside like that.
Indigo

Which is a shame, I know.

So since you can’t vibe S-E-X in all caps, style more your boss lady boots more cheeky chic, a la a crayon-yellow, dungaree dress from See by Chloe ($410).

The See by Chloe dress’s lemon yellow will rock right against your boots’ espresso, the See by Chloe frock’s blooming mini will play against your boots’ second-skin cut, and the See by Chloe’s mini mini –

May give you reason to consider keeping on that oh so pretty underwear of yours.

XXXO,
K