По мере того как я blogged для Верхняя кнопка' s «тип звезды,» стилизатор Rachel Zoe звезды - в противном случае известно по мере того как причина Николь Richie известна - поворачивает ее руку к конструировать.

Teaming вверх с конструктором Юдифь Leiber мешка вечера, мешками Rachel Zoe продает это падение для $2.000-10.000, и тонны характеристики животных кож в розницу - думайте ящерица, крокодил, python, и больше.

Ампер-час. Животное Glammy мертвое.

Как раз другая причина для меня полюбить Rachel Zoe - думаете ли или не вы ее типом справедлив лоснистое Hollywood стучает- boho chic, Rachel Zoe мха Kate будет гений, она как beachfront свойство в Лос-Анджелес, она будет жидкостное золото.

Через Fashionologie и WWD.

Как a сочинитель способа верноподданическая лингуистка и циническое libertarian осатанелый зарегистрированный республиканец, я не забуду немного Southerners' наша большая нация выбирая свободу жарит над франчузом. Из ненужный политический крюк мой богобоязненный национализм, я решал к boycot blogging о неделе способа падения 2006 Paris.

То, или справедливый лометь из Highlights catwalk недели способа Paris бит heinous.

И взгляд моделей как люди.

И если Парижский взгляд catwalkers как люди, как я идя ободрить мою анорексию borderline на неделя разладов еды нашей большой америки национальная?

Bleu Sacre. Имейте французские людей никакой стыд?

Было оно не для Падение 2006 Balenciaga, Я не имел бы никакое упование для gay Paree.

Слишком-высокорослые платформы, переносы 60's, зацветая куртки Джекии k сделайте больше для международнаяа напряженность чем ООН.

В действительности, падение 2006 Balenciaga готов-к-носит имеет поэтому излечило мои ощупывания для наших французских союзников которых я чувствую воодушевлянным к Fries свободы forgoe in favour of binging на gras foie.

И эта модель поэтому tres хорошие смотрящ я чувствуют ободренными быть противоестественно тонко.

Все право в мире. Beaucoup Merci, Balenciaga.

Фотоий через Style.com

As the media rehashes vice president Dick Cheney’s hunting accident over and over and over again, astute fashion writer I am, I can’t help but ponder –

Does this mean trapper hats are in for another few months?

My fav fur trappers are — naturally — the way ridiculous, super-sized fox fur trappers. Dig this one — large and furry beyond necessity, it’s begging for a tofu pie from PETA and to be worn ironically in warm weather with a summer-y black dress.

You could also play more practical, sans sacrificing luxe. Dig Gucci’s black logo, fur-lined trapper. It’s more subtle, sleek, and if you tire of it in a few months, you’re virtually guaranteed a decent refund via eBay.

As for me, I’m dusting off my Oscar de la Renta suit — I’m hoping Senator Hillary Clinton will have a love affair infamously documented on her apparel so that designer power suits will be back in.

I don’t watch TV and I rarely pick up the paper, so compared to other journalists I may live under a rock. But this rock is really more like a semi-precious stone, and it’s housed in a Christian Louboutin shoebox, which is tucked in the corner of a closet stuffed full of 1920’s Chanel cocktail dresses.

So don’t worry, I didn’t miss New York fashion week, fall 2006.

Here’s a recap of my favorites from fall 2006 fashion week in NYC…

Zac Posen Fall 2006 photo courtesy Style.com

There are lovely Diane von Furstenberg tops, lovely Diane von Furstenberg luggage sets, but nothing is more lovely than a Diane von Vurstenberg wrap dress.

Except for maybe Diane von Furstenberg cheek bones.

With a bold black and white print and work woman cut - dig the popped collar and cuffed sleeves - this Diane von Furstenberg wrap dress, like most DVF wrap dresses, is an insta-classic. I’d love it with a pair of bright orange wedges like these by Ralph Lauren. Though you’ll have to wait for the dress, go ahead and get these Ralph Lauren wedges for 56% off.

Diane Von Furstenberg Fall 2006 photo courtesy Style.com

A few years ago I bought a pair of slouchy, over-the-knee BCBG boots that women still stare at and ask me if they’re by Vivienne Westwood, Balenciaga, or the like. Were I more the type of girl to gush, gush I would about BCBG Max Azria. Very trend-oriented while maintaining their flowy faux boho aesthetic, BCBG Max Azria’s fall 2006 collection was their usual brand of accessible, flattering for all sex appeal, clothing that’s easily worn in a land that’s foreign to many people -

A little place called Reality.

I especially love this ensemble. Have you ever seen wide men’s slacks look so soft and femme? Look how all the silks just drip and flow together, notice how –

OK, so I can gush as good as the next girl.

BCBG Max Azria Fall 2006 photo courtesy Style.com

I.

Love.

J. Lo.

J Lo’s “J Lo” clothing line doesn’t do much for me - nor does her singing or acting - but Sweetface by Jennifer Lopez is high-end, trendy brilliance.

There was no show-stopping floppy mink hat worn by Naomi Campbell this fall 2006 season, but there was tons of lady-like early 60’s sex, a la Bridget Bardot meets, well, J Lo.

One of my favorite Sweetface fashion looks was this trenchcoat. I love how it’s styled with the big bow and leggings, but, in my perfect world, I’d wear the trench coat with only Gucci over-the-knee boots.

Also in this perfect world, while wearing such an outfit on Sunset Blvd. with my usual 10 lbs of black eyeshadow, I would not be solicited for sex.

Sweetface by J Lo Fall 2006 photo courtesy Style.com

Downtown restaurant Florent’s 20th anniversary celebration was the last event I covered in which I eagerly accepted the free drinks floating around.

In fact, I can’t remember ever feeling as happy to ingest alcohol.

It wasn’t the Miss Meat Market fashion catwalk-off that did me in — nay, a little bubbly seemed attractive after “an entree of a bared-on-stage ‘talking’ vagina served over a waitress’s exposed breasts was complemented by a heavy, nipple-tasseled Dirty Martini, a scene only topped by entirely naked priests simulating sex…” MORE

Must be fashion week!

Check out my latest coverage of the Tents — I battled 45 minute lines and age-old alligators and won!

Or made a little fun of Lacoste:

The score? Somewhere between an ace and love, love. It was hard to tell if the audience gave a standing ovation, or was just applauding as it bolted from its seats to the next fashion show… MORE

I’ve achieved–I worked “ho-smacking” into a Yahoo! News article:

“I have really over my life been given something wonderful, and I didn’t know it in the beginning,” said singer Gladys Knight. And speaking of beginnings, did the lifetime achiever have any advice for youngster artists? “As we were coming up we had this little thing called the Twist. And I remember our parents and our grandparents were so outraged about the Twist. And so today, they’ll be outraged about a lot of things that they do. [Still], I would caution [younger entertainers] to keep certain things in place… your moral levels, your conscience, and how you treat other people.”

Does that mean avoiding lyrics about ho-smacking?