Fashion Writer KRiSTOPHER DUKES

Dolce & Gabbana

D&G Dolce & Gabbana Gloves, Fur-Trimmed

19.Nov.2007, 02:07 pm

D&G Dolce & Gabbana GlovesThese D&G Dolce & Gabbana gloves are perfect for the next time a man disrespects you: a fast whack on his face and he’ll turn a cherry red that’ll complement the boss black leather and lapin (that’s French for “expensive rabbit fur”).

Asking you to be his wife, and not his mistress.

How dare he.

Proposing a long-term lease with an allowance, instead of pay for performance…

What does he think? That you’re bad in math and bed?

» Dolce & Gabbana gloves $315, Net-a-Porter

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Leopard Dolce & Gabbana Sun Glasses

19.Dec.2006, 11:43 am

dolce gabbana sun glassesThough you’re a lovely little lady, you’re not just nice with a pinch of spice.

You’re more a lepoard in a kitty cat’s body, you’re all glossy glam with a strong frame, you’re -

Like these leopard Dolce & Gabbana sun glasses.

May I go so far and say they’re an homage to you, doll?

Your K’s just trying to ease the weight of your AmEx.

» Leopard Dolce & Gabbana sun glasses $250 via Saks.



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Gift It: Gold Dolce & Gabbana RAZR V3i

08.Nov.2006, 11:10 am

gold dolce gabbana razr v3i phoneGifting yourself a gold Dolce & Gabbana Razr V3i -

Though the Dolce & Gabbana gold RAZR is styled with Class 1 Bluetooth, a 1.23 megapixel digicam, an audio player, a dedicated web browser, and air plane mode for your jetset.

- Would be a touch much.

But buying a Dolce & Gabbana RAZR V3i for your BFF, who just happens to buy you a Dolce & Gabbana RAZR -

You’re like a pair of six-inch Christian Louboutins to each other.

- Is simply sweet.

» Gold Dolce & Gabbana RAZR V3i $599 via Neiman Marcus



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Dolce & Gabbana Woven Straw Handbag

20.Jul.2006, 04:48 pm

Dolce and Gabbana straw handbagOoh la love.

This is how I do natural fibers: in unnatural blacks, in hyper structured shapes trimmed with hard hardware, a la Dolce & Gabbana.

This Dolce and Gabbanna straw bag is really my perfect beach companion -

‘Cause you know the closest to sands this D&G straw bag and I will get is looking at fashion shoots of Kate Moss sprawled on St. Bart’s beaches.

» Dolce & Gabbana straw handbag 20% off at Bluefly.



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