[أوه] لا حالة حبّ.

أنا أحبّ أن يحصل كلّ [دولّد] فوق لصويا [لتّ] تاريخ مع الحاسوب المحمولي, ي بعض [إيبووك] يعاملني مثل أميرة (بخلاف ي [برست-ريدّن] [بك]).

[لوتّا] [ستنسّون] ثوب: أنا أفكّر سيشكّل أنا فقط هذا ثوب [إينستد وف] يعلق هو فوق في مقصورتي. بهيّة يجعل ينظم, قطعة أنيقة, وقطرة وسط هو صمام, حافات خام و[نكلين] منخفضة حافظت هو طازجة.

[بونسكين] مضخات: [كلفهير] طبعت مع نمر, منصة يقرن مع [ستيلتّو], دقيقة [سلينغبك] أشرطة, أنا أكون أرتدي هذا كعب إلى موت, يستطيع أنت لمتني? بوصة صمّمت طويلة, وهذا كعب كنت إلى أقدامي.

ووصفتي يوميّة لوجه:

5 [لب]. [إ.ل.ف.] "مأساة" خضاب جفن
3 طبقات أسود مسكرا
لطخة الأسود عين أنابيب
إندفاع ال [إ.ل.ف] "توت أرض قشدة" شفة بلسم
قرص ال [إ.ل.ف] "إشعاعية طبيعيّة" [بلوشر]

إن أنت لم سابقا عرفت, كلّ [إ.ل.ف.]. مستحضر تجميل $1 [ا] فرقعة, ويستطيع أنت حصلت إتفاق حرّة عندما يشتري أنت أربعة أو كثير عناصر.

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أنا أسّست هذا دعوى في صندوق من ملابسي قديمة من [إلمنتري سكهوول]; عن صفحني تجعده.

قوّة بحريّة [درسّ سويت] [لينن]: أقرف, يسلّي - هذا قوّة بحريّة دعوى [لينن] من درجة ثالثة; أنا أصدّ [موم] ي يشترى هو ل [إستر سوندي]. ما نوع من صخورة [إيغت-ر-ولد] قوّة بحريّة كتّان دعوى? ما نوع من 20 علبة [سمثينغ-ر-ولد] بعد لاءم داخل ه [بر-بوبرتي] ملابس? في مصممة [دود] قبل أن أنا استطاع اهتمّت, الآن سيدة شابّة من مشكوكة يأكل عادات, [وهت لس] استطاع أنا كنت غير أنّ نمط كاتبة.

غلّة كرم وشاح: اشترى هذا [هند-بينتد] غلّة كرم وشاح في [سن فرنسسك] غلّة كرم دكان أنّ [بيمبس] ملابس بالباوند.

نوع ذهب إسفين مناص: أعطىني عاشقتي [بلتونيك] - يقرأ "[جرل فريند] جيّدة" - هذا نوع ذهب خفاف كعيد ميلاد هبة. مع حالة حبّ لعاهرة كعب ويستبدل نوم مع صويا [لتّس], نحن روح/رفيقات وحيد.

And my daily recipe for face:

5 lbs. e.l.f.’s “Drama” eyeshadow
3 coats black mascara
Smear of black eye liner
Dash of e.l.f’s “Strawberry Creme” lip balm
Pinch of e.l.f’s “Natural Radiance” blusher

If you didn’t already know, all e.l.f. cosmetics are $1 a pop, and you can get a free compact when you purchase four or more elements.

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This is one of my favorite outfits - translated into catty fashionista-ese, that means, yes, I’ve mismatched these shoes with this dress before.

I adore this dress - the psychedelic pattern, the simple cut. It was actually my friend’s mother’s muu-muu from the 70’s. I trimmed it down and accidentally shrunk it in the washer, et voila! Eva Franco makes a similar floral frock you could rock.

The belt is by Yudit M - it’s a tad hard to make out, but it has these beautiful cut-outs similar to those that decorate their handbags. Sometimes I also sport a Chanel knock-off Chanel-inspired leather and chain belt over the dress.

Everyone thinks the tights are by Dolce Dior & Gabbana Gucci Pucci, but I actually bought them at Target a few years ago. I’m eying these Frederick’s of Hollywood leaf-patterned tights as their successor.

I bought my lime and black-spotted peep-toe pumps on sale a year or so ago at an Upper East Side boutique. The poor darlings’ leather is getting crackly since I’ve soaked them in New York rain, so I might replace them with C Label peep-toe wedges.

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We all have those little outfits we toss on to run errands. Here’s what I rock when I run out for soy milk and Italian roast coffee beans.

Vintage Beaded Cocktail Dress: Originally a frightening full-length 80’s beaded gown, I took my scissors to it, got my tailored involved, and voila! A neo flapper frock.

Cowgirl Boots: Suede pull-on boots with a great stiletto heel and a bit of a cowgirl feel. It’s a secret where they’re from.

Vintage silk paisley scarf: I can’t remember how or when this scarf made it into my wardrobe, but it’s practically disintegrating after years of being worn around my waist, tied onto a purse, and sported as a head scarf.

And my daily recipe for face:

5 lbs. e.l.f.’s “Drama” eyeshadow

3 coats black mascara

Smear of black eye liner

Dash of e.l.f’s “Strawberry Creme” lip balm

Pinch of e.l.f’s “Natural Radiance” blusher

If you didn’t already know, all e.l.f. cosmetics are $1 a pop, and you can get a free compact when you purchase four or more elements.

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Great Gatsby gone Gap? J Crew jazz baby? I believe I’m saved from prep overdose with my minky pal on my shoulders.

Max Studio Green Chiffon Dress: I slip on this chiffon dress and I can’t figure out why only 70% of my wardrobe is made up of silk dresses.

Vintage belt: Hard to make out, but it’s navy and maroon striped deliciousness. I’m boycotting waist-cinching belts and everything neo 1950’s.

Vintage cap: My mink rosette cap has been glamorously hiding that I desperately need my hair trimmed. Shh.

Vintage wedge platforms: 5″ inches of easy to wear wooden heel. New York City jogging shoes.
And my daily recipe for face:

5 lbs. e.l.f.’s “Drama” eyeshadow
3 coats black mascara
Smear of black eye liner
Dash of e.l.f’s “Strawberry Creme” lip balm
Pinch of e.l.f’s “Natural Radiance” blusher

If you didn’t already know, all e.l.f. cosmetics are $1 a pop, and you can get a free compact when you purchase four or more elements.

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Navy and white striped nautical dress: A chic, second-skin-tight birthday gift from Mom.

Brown faux fur coat, vintage: I bought it for a buck from an Los Angelese yardsale. I prefer real dead animals, but faux fur can be sweet, especially a la Rebecca Taylor.

Wooden bangle by Jill.i Designs: it’s made of tiny squares of wood, set between two 14k gold wires.

Leopard-print ponyskin pumps: One of my fav pets, I ooh la love their pin-thin 4″ stiletto. Brian Atwood makes similar leopard slingbacks.

And my daily recipe for face:

5 lbs. e.l.f.’s “Drama” eyeshadow

3 coats black mascara

Smear of black eye liner

Dash of e.l.f’s “Strawberry Creme” lip balm

Pinch of e.l.f’s “Natural Radiance” blusher

Psst, doll face: all e.l.f. cosmetics are $1 a pop, and you can get 10% OFF your total e.l.f. purchase with promocode ELF10.

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Blame a Los Angelena childhood, but I refuse to put away my summer dresses even in the middle of Manhattan winter.

Still, I’m not all insensibility — picture one of my summer dresses with a pair of (painted on) jeans, a (ridiculously large cashmere) scarf, (thigh-high) boots, and a (chocolate mink) peacoat.

Slave to fashion, I am not.

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