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هذا [كو] [إيرن] دبوس الزينة كيف رئيس سيدة سوفت هذّبت: كلّ ذكيّة خطوط ويحدّد أشكال, كلّ تلألؤ حادّة وأبيض صافية بتول.

أيّ يذكّر [م-ثيس] [كو] [إيرن] عمل دبوس الزينة أيضا عظيمة أن يشبك فوق أنّ حافة من خاصّتي, الواحدة أنّ إصابات صحيحة ركباتك.

لأنّ مثل سيدة, هذا [كو] [إيرن] دبوس الزينة يحصل هو:

حياة قصيرة. حافتك سوفت كنت, أيضا.

» [كو] [إيرن] دبوس الزينة $615, Net-a-Porter.com

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أنا فقط مشاهدة [بلوغّرس] [فس.] أوساط قديمة: يثقب مأساة في الأغلب, خبير قانونيّ في الأغلب حلوة, وأنا لا أعتبربنفسي [بلوغّر] أو [جوورنليست-]

يحصلني يكتب فقط حارّة.

غير أنّ بعد ذلك سمع أنا من حقيبة [سنوب] تينا that a publicist was harassing her after Bag Snob returned some plastique “python” bags by Zina Eva. The crazy publicist emailed Tina:

“You are pathetic soccer moms who wish you are European”
“You are Just a Blogger anyway. No need for you. You guys are the unprofessional ones.”

Totally, ma’am. And though I might argue many call girls are more pro than this publicist, and most porn blogs have a higher command of English, since the Zina Eva bags suck more than a busy hooker–and probably make less money–, the bag line is getting more press than it’d ever get via a nice publicist. But is any publicity good publicity?

Only if you’re not relating to the public through a fifth-rate firm that’s emailing top-billing blogs racist remarks.

Just another Cracker Jap blogger,
K

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“Hi, may I speak with Kristopher?”

“This is she,” I say, waiting for the usual–

“Oh! Oh… I thought–”

“That I was a gay man?”

“Heh heh! Well,” he says, “I saw your site and the photo and I figured it was stock photography, and then, you know, that part of your site that says, ‘SEX’ in all caps, that didn’t seem like something typically a girl would write.”

“I’m not typical. And though I’m flattered you thought I was a random model, does that mean you also thought the Kristopher behind all these dirty words was a fat man who likes it on his stomach?”

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Wanting…

Wearing…

Hating…

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The Devil styled himself a snake to tempt Eve to eat from the Tree of Knowledge.

I slip on this double snake Boucheron ring myself and go sip from the Starbucks of Los Angeles.

As for sharing anything sinfully delish with an Adam–

The dick was a pussy.

» Boucheron ring $2,450, Vivre.com

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“I just got a bra that’ll make my tits a whole cup bigger!” I sing into my iPhone, talking to The Boy, my boy. “It’s so boss!”

“How many times did you go to Starbucks today?” he asks.

“Only three,” I say. “Anyway, this bra will satisfy me until I break into my IRA to fund my future Botox addiction.” I watch my face in a mirror, and my brows wrinkle at a shadow of a crease I find framing my smile. “That’s really what my retirement stash is for, because the motherfucking Lord knows I’ll be in my death bed, working, wordsmithing dirty stories while giving you a blow job.”

“I’ve always admired your ambition.”

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A little bit country club, a little bit rock n’ roll.

A lotta bit boss.

And discounted.

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I spent last afternoon playing dress-up, with my younger bro Scott clicking pics.

Dude is talented.

Almost as talented as me.

Click click for his pic of me.

XXXO,
K

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