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Brooch van Iren van Chloe

08.Nov.2007, 08:45 am

Brooch van Iren van Chloe
Dit Brooch van Iren van Chloe is hoe een chef- dame zou moeten stileren: alle slimme lijnen en bepaalde vormen, al scherp schitteren en zuiver maagdelijk wit.

Welke eraan herinnert me-dit zou brooch van Chloe Iren ook groot omhoog werken te spelden dat rok van van u, die enkel uw knieėn raakt.

Omdat als een dame, dit brooch van Chloe Iren het krijgt:

Het leven is kort. Uw rok zou, ook moeten zijn.

» Brooch van Iren van Chloe $615, Net-a-Porter.com

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PR van Eva van Zina zuigt meer dan Bezige Hooker

07.Nov.2007, 11:49 am

De Snob van de zakIk ben slechts een toeschouwer van Bloggers versus Oude Media: het drama is meestal boring, zijn publicists meestal zoet, en ik me beschouw niet als een blogger of een journalist

Het schrijven wordt me heet enkel.

Maar toen hoorde ik van De Snob Tina van de zak dat publicist haar na de Snob van de Zak terugkeerde wat kwelde plastique „python“ zakken door Zina Eva. Gekke publicist verstuurde Tina met de elektronische post:

„U bent pathetisch voetbal moms die dit wensen u“ Europees bent
„U bent enkel hoe dan ook een Blogger. Geen behoefte aan u. U kerels bent de unprofessional.“

Totaal, ma' am. En hoewel ik zou kunnen debatteren vele vraagmeisjes meer pro zijn dan dit publicist, en de meesten porn blogs een hoger bevel van het Engels, aangezien de zakken van Zina Eva meer dan bezig zuigen hooker-en waarschijnlijk minder geld maken, de zaklijn krijgen meer pers hebben dan het' D ooit via aardige publicist wordt. Maar is om het even welke publiciteit goede publiciteit?

Slechts als u niet met betrekking tot het publiek door een schatten-fifth-ratefirma bent die is met de elektronische post versturende hoogste-factureert blogs racistische opmerkingen.

Een andere enkel Cracker Jap blogger,
K

Kristopher? Met „K“?

05.Nov.2007, 09:53 p.m.

K Initial charm from Tiffany“Hi, may I speak with Kristopher?”

“This is she,” I say, waiting for the usual–

“Oh! Oh… I thought–”

“That I was a gay man?”

“Heh heh! Well,” he says, “I saw your site and the photo and I figured it was stock photography, and then, you know, that part of your site that says, ‘SEX’ in all caps, that didn’t seem like something typically a girl would write.”

“I’m not typical. And though I’m flattered you thought I was a random model, does that mean you also thought the Kristopher behind all these dirty words was a fat man who likes it on his stomach?”

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Beauty Duty Links: ‘Cause You’re a Pretty Woman

05.Nov.2007, 09:22 pm

Mac Viva Glamourous» 99Products wants you to know the real reason why she loves MAC makeup.
» A Touch of Blusher on mascaras: you mean that’s not real?
» Beautiful Makeup Search shares what she loves about MAC’s Viva Glamorous.
» GlamBlush knows Lindsay Lohan loves life as a blonde.
» Lipstick, Powder ‘n Paint loves Benefit Cosmetics.
» Make Her Up says you’ll want this NARS lipgloss for Kwanzannukah.
» Makeup Bag has hair issues.
» Product Girl tells you how to try Mario Bandescu’s skincare products.
» TheMakeupGirl gives away a set of Billy B’s makeup brushes.
» WE LOVE BEAUTY and celebrity makeup artist Paul Starr show you how to get Mariah Carey’s look from Glamour.

Web Snob: ‘Cause I’m a Snob Offline, Too

02.Nov.2007, 10:32 am

Dior Limelight Pendant» 55 Secret Street has mixed feelings about the new Hollywould for Target.
» Stiletto Jungle stumbled on a stash of Hayden-Harnett handbags for under $200.
» Bag Bliss has the scoop on Prada “Dressed Robot” tote
» Bag Snob says Lanvin’s “New” shopper is snob-worthy, not boring.
» Beauty Snob rocks Dior’s “Limelight” lip gloss pendant.
» Coquette says be the belle of the ball in shiny metallic dresses.
» Fashiontribes checks the new stay-svelte book, How to Eat Like a Hot Chick.
» GlamChic shares six fall trends that’ll keep you sane.
» My Fashion Life can’t imagine fashion sans French Vogue editrix Carine Roitfeld.
» Papierblog asks whether fashion and blogging are incompatible.
» Second City Style says no to knock-offs.
» StyleBakery.com finds your fall look for under $60 with their Cheap Chic list.
» The Jewelry Weblog discovers dreamy jewelry inspired by nature.
» WELOVEBEAUTY.com’s celebrity makeup artist Rachel Goodwin shows you how to get Natalie Portman’s look.

What Your K Is…

31.Oct.2007, 11:03 am

KRiSTOPHER DUKESWanting

Wearing

Hating

Beauty Duty Links: ‘Cause You’re a Pretty Woman

30.Oct.2007, 06:14 am

Mac fake eyelashes» 99 Products has a beauty weekend with friends and ends up trying Diesel’s new fragrance.
» A Touch of blusher asks, “Why are anti-aging products getting more expensive?”
» Beautiful Makeup Search is in love with Bobbi Brown’s new palette system.
» Make Her Up dishes: Jessica Simspon creates a fragrance line!
» Lipstick, Powder ‘n Paint says, “Fashion, fragrance and now face… Calvin Klein has it all.”
» Makeup Bag shows us seven reds in seven days.
» Product Girl plays with false lashes for the first time… and loves it.
» TheMakeupGirl Shows us how to wear MAC pigment in her Face of The Day Series
» WE LOVE BEAUTY’s exclusive giveaway: Smashbox Limited-Edition Photo Finish Lipstick for IOC.

Boucheron Ring, Double Snake

29.Oct.2007, 05:18 pm

Boucheron Ring, Double SnakeThe Devil styled himself a snake to tempt Eve to eat from the Tree of Knowledge.

I slip on this double snake Boucheron ring myself and go sip from the Starbucks of Los Angeles.

As for sharing anything sinfully delish with an Adam–

The dick was a pussy.

» Boucheron ring $2,450, Vivre.com

Push Ups

26.Oct.2007, 01:33 pm

Playboy Bunny Necklace, White Trash Charms for Playboy“I just got a bra that’ll make my tits a whole cup bigger!” I sing into my iPhone, talking to The Boy, my boy. “It’s so boss!”

“How many times did you go to Starbucks today?” he asks.

“Only three,” I say. “Anyway, this bra will satisfy me until I break into my IRA to fund my future Botox addiction.” I watch my face in a mirror, and my brows wrinkle at a shadow of a crease I find framing my smile. “That’s really what my retirement stash is for, because the motherfucking Lord knows I’ll be in my death bed, working, wordsmithing dirty stories while giving you a blow job.”

“I’ve always admired your ambition.”

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Web Snob Links: ‘Cause I’m a Snob Offline, Too

26.Oct.2007, 10:42 am

Jessica Kagan Cushman bracelets» 55 Secret Street checks beautiful handmade jewelry and fine crafts at Greenjeans in Brooklyn.
» Style so inventive that Chanel tried to rip it off? Yep. Stiletto Jungle features the newest bracelets from Jessica Kagan Cushman.
» Bag Bliss has fallen for the limited-edition handbag by De Couture. Only 50 in the world.
» Bag Snob has the perfect LBT (Little Black Tote) from Anya Hindmarch.
» Beauty Snob gets a moisture boost for wintery dry skin with Awake Polyphection.
» My Fashion Life meets Abigail Lorick, the designer behind amazing outfits on the new TV series, Gossip Girl.
» Papierblog looks at the social implication of high-end designers with collections for children
» Second City Style has photos of Sak’s window display of Princess Grace-inspired outfits.
» StyleBakery.com offers a chic cheat sheet to help you figure out what to wear.
» The Jewelry Weblog finds unique jewelry for you at the Paris Hotel Boutique.
» WE LOVE BEAUTY shares celebrity stylemaker’s top eyeshadow picks for fall.
» eBeautyDaily gets rid of her wrinkles with the Rejuvawand home laser treatment.

Beauty Duty Links: ‘Cause You’re a Pretty Woman

23.Oct.2007, 10:35 am

» Glam Chic shares 5 things you didn’t know about Chanel No. 5.
» A Touch of Blusher asks, “Would you like some samples?”
» Beautiful Makeup Search has Make Up For Ever’s Diamonds For Ever on her wish list.
» Lipstick, Powder ‘n Paint peeks at Clinique’s editor’s choice bonus program.
» Makeup Bag knows every girl loves chocolate.
» Product Girl wishes you wealth with Tarte’s new holiday palette.
» TheMakeupGirl dishes on The American Beauty Tour with Billy B.
» We Love Beauty has you vote for Benefit’s official “That Gal”.

chanel no 5

Saks Sale: Jewelry That Doesn’t Suck

22.Oct.2007, 11:35 am

A little bit country club, a little bit rock n’ roll.

A lotta bit boss.

And discounted.


Web Snob Links: ‘Cause I’m a Snob Offline, Too

19.Oct.2007, 10:00 am

Louis Vuitton Joke Bag» Stiletto Jungle asks: Would you “Cosabella Thong” for the cure?
» Bag Bliss discovers Marc Jacobs Denim Jazz Handbag for a deal.
» Bag Snob dishes on the Louis Vuitton Joke Bag.
» Beauty Snob continues a love affair with T3, “the Science of Fabulous“.
» Coquette’s picks the most stylish flat boots.
» Fashion Indie films a reality show at their Punk Vs. Rockabilly Halloween Party. Click here for tix
» Fashiontribes says Beauty.com’s Fragrance Finder makes finding a new scent easy.
» GlamChic gives pointers on what to wear on a date with a baseball fan.
» My Fashion Life examines red carpet hits at Fashion Rocks 2007.
» Papierblog looks at the dearth of models of color during fashion week.
» Second City Style loves black, but why not dress like the jewel you are?
» StyleBakery.com dishes on Fall Beauty Trend Report.
» Stylebites loves Nina Garcia’s Little Black Book of Style
» The Jewelry Welog loves a new vid on vintage jewelry.
» We Love Beauty’s Ben Bennett explains: What are baked powders?
» eBeautyDaily gives 50 beauty related uses for a tub of good old Vaseline.

America’s Next Top Blogger

18.Oct.2007, 10:03 am

KRiSTOPHER DUKESI spent last afternoon playing dress-up, with my younger bro Scott clicking pics.

Dude is talented.

Almost as talented as me.

Click click for his pic of me.

XXXO,
K

Givenchy Studded Shoes

18.Oct.2007, 07:47 am

Givenchy shoes studdedThis Givenchy shoe is how sex should style: playfully tough, smartly erotic, equal parts femme submission and masculine domination.

And like sex, this Givenchy shoe’s success lies in its details: an extra thick cover-up exaggerates a peep show of a peep toe, the tiny polished studs drip wet-like over a beautiful skin, and a sumptuous arch is inspired by something long and hard and–

Maybe I should stop watching porn between writing dirty love letters to you.

» Givenchy shoes $535, Barneys.com

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Less into "f**k me" shoes and more into "f**k you" shoes, fashion writer KRiSTOPHER DUKES blogs about Chloe Iren Brooch, five-inch heels, It bags, and more. »

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