يكيّس [يسل] "ال [موس] اثنان" $1,895, [سكس] [فيفث ف].

» حقيبة [سنوب] يتلقّى [إإكسكلوسفس] من [يسل] [موس] اثنان. رئيس وكبيرة بكفاية أن يحمل [برنجلينا] شخص متأخّرة.
» [ستيلتّو] دغل [غوب] إنذار: عائقة حرّرت وابل هلام في الجسم متجر. لأنّ أنت تكون وسخة.
» حقيبة نعيم يتأهّب ل ال [لوويس] [فويتّون] تمويه حقيبة.
» جمال [سنوب] يقول, "حصلت ناقصة وبهيّة مع ماك." عريت نعم, رجاء.
» [كقوتّ] يحبّ الجديدة نابض سفريّ نظرة. [س لونغ س] هناك حقائب يجعل من ب جازف نوع, أنا [إين.].
» نمط [إيندي] يتلقّى أطراف للحقيبة كاملة.. رقم واحدة? لا يشتري إن هو كان لم يجعل من شيء أنّ تلقّى أم, هو.
» [فشيونتريبس] نظرات في يسجو رفاهية. مثل نوع ذهب أسن أنّ يبرق [نت وورث] ك.
» [ببيربلوغ] عرض تمهيديّ نمط أسبوع مصممة كارلوس [ميل]. عظيمة. أبدا يعلمه.
» ثاني مدينة أسلوب يتلقّى [ا] شهرة أسلوب [سمكدوون]. أنا أطقطق إن [كيم] [ك] وباريس يكون طين تصارع.
» StyleBakery.com يصطاد ل رخيصة, كنزات [شك] سوداء.
» [ستلهوليكس] اكتشفت جان نحيفة لرجال. رئيس - صوى [ألّ ث] جيّدة أن يرسم تاريخ ممكنة.
» [ستلهيف] سهام 11 [هيغ-هيلس] أنّ يكون لذلك مثيرة آذى هو. نوع من مثل أنّ سوط أنت تستعمل.
» WELOVEBEAUTY.com' [س] شهرة يعطينا [ستلمكر] بول [سترّ] ال 411 على خاصّتي جمال [ففس] لنابض.
» [إبوتديلي] معارك شتاء سحلية جلد. [بتا] ضأيقت من الإستعمال من "سحلية" في أنّ جملة متأخّرة.

يصمّم جولس [سميث] حلوق $98, جولس [سميث] Designs.com و امتزجت

Little lips kiss your ears, mini mouths open to possibilities, whispering silver slivers of hope–

Since he’s already married, he won’t ask me to tie myself down for him outside of the bedroom, right?

Fendi Hologram clutch $722 $511

Because your cash is better bet on Google stock.

Because your dollars do better invested in a hooker.

If you didn’t win the Fendi Hologram clutch, buy it on sale.

R & Y Augousti bag $295 , Barneys.com

Irregular but right angles of bronze frame a slice of stingray, hard hugging a sliver of ostrich. Boss black for white tie, this R & Y Augousti bag is as green as it gets.

How many other designers love animals as much as R & Y Augousti?

$295 at Barney’s. Tax, a guiltless consciousness that prizes skyscrapers over mountains, and Hummer with chinchilla-covered seats and hummers from hookers not included.

Jimmy Choo bag “Pilar” $575, Jimmy Choo.com

Long and hard, blush red, wide-eyed and fresh, this Jimmy Choo bag makes me wonder why its model’s mouth is blocked out.

She’s probably eating–

A piece of a Bible-shaped cake, with virgin vanilla frosting detailing passages about that hooker Jesus hung with, Mary Magdalene.

Win this Jimmy Choo “Pilar” bag and other It bags from W magazine.

DAVIS by Ruthie Davis boots $625, ShopBop.com

Sometimes the building of life takes just as much stripping.

Wiping out any grays for a bright white of perspective.

Punching out holes so you can see through people’s bull.

Stripping your reach so it’s a most focused aim for the sky.

So get naked.

[DAVIS by Ruthie Davis boots via GetTRIO.com]

Kiki de Montparnasse restraining arts kit $595, Kiki DM.com

“Take that down immediately,” types The Boy.

“What?” I instant message back. I check the webcam built into my MacBook, a tiny black square full of potential for private publicity. No light blinks green to tell me I’m being filmed, but still, “Do you mean my sheer panties?”

“No, that story you wrote about me. Get rid of it now, please.” His typed messages appear in flashes of black and white on my computer screen, but his words are vibrating with reds. “You have no discretion. People who know me might see this. Do you understand?”

“All right,” I type back. “I apologize for invading your semi-privacy with a public semi-fabrication.” And I really am filled with regret—it was such a great story. I click a button in the back-end of my dot-com, and with an e-checkmark next to DELETE the tale is erased from everything but memories.

KEEP READING »

Kiki de Montparnasse 24K handcuff and key necklace $175, KikiDM.com

A wedding ring’s a simple circle, a mostly empty symbol of a life rotating ’round another.

If I had to be tied down for a man, if I had to restrain myself to please someone else–

I’d prefer they did it with handcuffs.

Violet May Blackberry bag $390, VioletMayLondon.com


» My Fashion Life hearts the Violet May Blackberry purse. Boss, but you can watch porn more easily on an iPhone.
» Fashion Indie connects big box retailers and emerging designers. Their relationship is similar to that one you had with the rich toyfriend who was twice your age and secretly married. Only these designers get f**ked even harder.
» Fashiontribes reviews new fashion designer names to know. I keep hearing some dude named Gucci — say it, “Gookee” — is getting big.
» Stiletto Jungle dishes the best beauty discoveries of 2007. Most notable? Apparently cheesecake doesn’t help cellulite. Go fig.
» Bag Bliss reveals the new Coach/Miss Davenporte bag collection. Suburban housewives riot.
» Bag Snob is enchanted by the “Fairy Bag” from Prada. And no, it wasn’t designed for your male BFF you’re hoping will change his sexual orientation and marry you.
» Beauty Snob gets you the glamour of Shang Hai Lily.
» Coquette reports: Natalie Portman launches a line of vegan shoes. Good move, the market needs her. Because Stella McCartney really uses the skin of endangered monkeys in her heels.
» Papierblog previews fall fashion week designer Reem Acra.
» Second City Style shares another week of bad celebrity fashion. Let’s see another Jessica in Uggs.
» StyleBakery.com tests for the ultimate bra guide. Maybe I’ll check it. I haven’t owned a bra in years.
» Styleaholic discusses the new fashion trends in animal skin. Remember, anaconda wallets are really about preserving a threatened species.
» Stylehive dishes on M.I.A.’s aerobic instructor chic. Very private, two-on-one one-on-one lessons not included.
» WELOVEBEAUTY.com gives away 100 pieces of Anastasia’s NuBrow brow-enhancing serum. Next week is ____-enhancing giveaway, which I’m signing up for.

Christian Louboutin shoes, “Declic,” $640, Net-a-Porter.com

A lot of living life is as simple and clean as standing as tall as possible — not lying on your back, letting things come to you.

Unless you’re in a million-thread-count bed sheets, your legs stretching to the ceiling, your feet in these red-soled, f**k-you shoes.

You know, writing an opposite-of-wet business plan.

That can also prove profitable.

Bionda Castana shoes $629, Bianda Castana.com

Sex isn’t an indecent act of instinct, a lust you’re too lazy, too crazy to control.

Sex is desire that makes you watch your walk, sex is a slip inside something built for you before you knew it, sex is a pure pleasure to be paid for.

So slide on these shoes, arch your back in match to the heel, stretch your legs into the air, and –

Do yourself.

Zagliani Bag in 18K leather $2,495, Shop.HarveyNichols.com

If it’s defined as deserved decadence.

If it’s defined as luxury labored for.

If it’s defined as a celebration of self(ishness).

Greed still isn’t good.

Greed is great.

[Via Handbags.Luxist.com]

Jimmy Choo shoes $585, Net-a-Porter.com

If there’s something to work out, it’s not working.

If you have to ask why the strap holding you down is too tight, if you wonder why a buckle bends with pressure, if you question a certain shade of coloring, maybe a jealous green–

It’s time to buy another pair of f**k-you shoes.

Lerre sandals, Lerre.com

Fashion blog Trust Your Style played Q&A with your K, your favorite middle child.

Is fashion writing your first love?

My first love is writing, period. I decided to specialize in fashion because I always loved how you can manipulate people with your image.

And I figured fashion was a fluffy enough topic that I could poetically masturbate.

I’ve already got some comments:

Her answers are totally offensive, and I love it.

Read it here.

Thanks for having me, Trust Your Style.

And thank you lovelies for always reading.

XXXO,
K