So I haven’t actually tried Organix Coconut Milk Leave-In Nourishing Milk. Maybe it works as well as organic coconut oil for your hair.
I mean, I do get five servings of fruit out of a package of Fruit Roll-Ups.
Who needs an apple a day…
My hair stylist Sally Saito turned me onto Moroccanoil before it was cool, but I’ve ditched it in favor of organic coconut oil (yep, the same you’d cook with. And I mean you — I don’t cook). A rain drop-sized amount of coconut oil kills frizz better than Moroccanoil (or too-heavy, ancient-beauty-secret argan oil, which is Moroccanoil’s marketing magic ingredient [their real secret sauce is cosmetic-grade silocones]).
Organic coconut oil has been proven to penetrate your hair’s cuticle like no other conditioner, makes a great body and face moisturizer during winter, and my German Shedder Shepherd Major Dukes eats it to keep his hair glossy.
The only way I’d feel better about using organic coconut oil for my hair is if it cost $199 a jar. Paying $9.99 for a hair product is just ridick…
I might be embarrassed about finding a handcrafted, $900 solid sterling silver German Shepherd bangle bracelet I dig. But it’s not like I’m some nutty dog lady. I’ve got other sexy, important ish going on.
Like looking at custom car colors by Mercedes in the sunlight, twirling my hair, comparing Henry James’s novel The Wings of The Dove to the 1997 same-name movie, and using my new fur squeegee to harvest hair off of Major Dukes‘s custom Porsche dog car seat, to be woven into a scarf.
I’m kidding.
About twirling my hair…
Check that pebbled nose, those slick whiskers, that majestic flowing coat. I’d trade my collection of vintage Hermes scarves for this vintage German Shepherd dog scarf –
If five-figures of dough was rolled up in it…
I’ve been wearing a German Shepherd dog sweater every day for over a year, and mine beats Balenciaga’s dog sweater: it works well with my made-to-order, monogrammed shirtdresses, retails for twenty times Balenciaga’s ridick price, and doesn’t make me look like an idiot (just an attention-hungry middle child).
The bummer about my German Shepherd dog sweater? It leaves practically another dog sweater on its custom Porsche dog seat, but I bet this angora-blend Balenciaga German Shepherd dog sweater sheds just as much. The only bonus? No one would want to pet this one or its owner…
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What’s a better brow pencil better than an old-school no . 2? Since the soft shadowing of a charcoal no . 2 pencil is universally flattering, there’s none.
Except for a no. 2 pencil branded by a fancy hotel and photographed next to a gold President and custom “K” signet pinkie ring…
R by 45RPM is a Japanese denim boutique seconds away from the Mercer Hotel (and my German shepherd Major Dukes’s fav fire hydrant in New York). I’ve only bought a gift from R by 45RPM, given that even the most carefully crafted Japanese indigo goods don’t fit into my uniform of custom, silk jersey tank dresses and made-to-measure, monogrammed shirt dresses.
But whenever I can I step into the world of R by 45RPM: wabi-sabi wares are theatrically lit, the cobblestone floor is wet-swept and left damp throughout the day, and savory incense spices the air…
In In The Mood For Love, the main character’s East-greets-West, 1960′s cheongsam cocktail dresses tell her whole story: muted graphic prints blossom into black-and-white flowers, which burst into vibrant blossoms that fast fade away…
Bag Snob has to hand it to Fendi: they’ve been killing it lately, thanks to their color-blocking acumen and high level of creativity. And as of now, we are officially swooning!
Beauty Snob has discovered that Natura Bissé’s eye makeup remover works just as well our old stand-by, but without the oil-slick aftermath – because it’s oil-free!
Coquette loves how the Middleton sisters’ shimmery shiny legs bring nude tights back into fashion.
Fashion Pulse Daily finds Jill Stuart’s Fall 2011 collection to be a rare treat in color blocking, mixed metals, and animal prints.
KRISTOPHER DUKES is seeing Ralph Lauren’s car collection at the Louvre.
Second City Style thinks limitations can lead to fabulous ensembles and offers options in Wedding Style. What To Wear When You’re A Guest.
Shopping and Info loves the sexy Jimmy Choo crystal suede pumps for summer parties.
StyleBakery shows us some chic ways to wear summer’s new crop top.
Stylehive is diggin’ Rihanna’s island sound and style in her latest single, ‘Man Down’
If you’re looking for comfort and style, take a look at this Jimmy Choo “Folly” wedge sandal!
Bag Snob thanks you, Elie Tahari, for getting us out of our tweed-and-chainstrap rut. You’ve given us the total Chanel vibe with none of the copycat trappings.
Leave it to the French pros to take colorful mascara and what could veer into tackiness and make it divine, like this Le Métier de Beauté’s Anamorphic Lash Mascara at Beauty Snob!
Coquette wants a dinner date out wearing Moulinette Soeurs’ splashed palette dress.
KRISTOPHER DUKES is enjoying Soho House London wallpaper by Jonathan Yeo.
Second City Style tried them all, so you don’t have to. Find out What’s New In The World of Self-Tanners..
Shopping and Info loves the fuzzy eco friendly Mongolia Prada garden tote for summer parties.
Hot enough out there? StyleBakery is keeping cool with chic and easy one-piece outfits.
StyleHive shares their favorite white hot picks for summer!
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