You blew 101 dollars last weekend at Forty Deuce: the cover to get in despite your lovely lady lumps, the espressotini — make that two, one for the boy — , and the tucking dollars into the bouncing burlesque babies, egged on by your espressotini and your espressotini’ed boy.

And while you’re hardly hard up, doll, maybe it’s time to reconsider your outflow of cash.

Espressotinis might be mixed at your flat for p.m. play at home, nights better spent reading, writing, investing in your future, and –

Digging the pin-up doll on this “Naked Lady” Paul Smith iPod case.

Your own private, repeat peep show on sale for $99, introduce one of your Mr. Benjamins to the case so his buddies’ll line your pockets longer.

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Because it didn’t take a diamond solitaire for your boy to lock you down.

Just a couple of hard looks, cold blue eyes, and thick integrity.

Because you’re not interested in tying your guy down, outside of p.m. play.

You not-so-secretly like playing single and independent more than him.

Gorgeously gift him this cord Gucci ring. Solid sterling, the Gucci ring is pure like his lust for you –

Which keeps you as pleasantly knotted up as the Gucci ring.

» $365 Cord Gucci ring via Neiman Marcus

Back from eastern Europe, dolls –

Moscow’s Kremlin to St. Petersburg’s Winter Palace; St. Petes’ Hermitage to Riga, Latvia’s Freedom Monument to Vilnius, Lithuania’s Gedimino Hill; back to Moscow.

– I’m sitting, sunning in La La Land,  thinking my boy deserves red lips on his body, a little thank you for his gorgeous gift of a trip. Your K’s kisses have to wait till after nine-to-five, while red-lipped Fornasetti cufflinks don’t need to.

Fornasetti cufflinks‘ silver is sterling like a gift given with pleasure, Fornasetti cufflinks’ handpainted procelain is fingerprint unique like a once-a-lifetime trip, Fornasetti cufflinks’ lips shine wet –

Promising a slick thank you.

» Sterling silver “Kiss” Fornasetti cufflink $485 via Barney’s

Though your tempted to compare your fav arm candy, your Jim, with your fav arm candy, your Jimmy Choo, your boy is more like “Ascent” Vertu phone.

Classic like Cary Grant, he’d dig Vertu Ascent’s hand-stitched leather.

With his iTunes breezing between Jay-Z and Mozart, he’s all sophisticated ears for Vertu Ascent’s advanced Yamaha polyphonic hardware.

And like Vertu Ascent’s modem support and PC synchronization, your boy’s in sync with your digital daze and days –

Though your K’s not sure the phone would also remind you next time you step out in your leopard Loubies and Dolce & Gabbana slip that, besides brunch with your BFF, you’ve a later meeting with your boss lady.

» Ascent Vertu phone $4,900 via Barneys

Though your gorgeous guy is less a toyfriend and empty armcandy, and much more your partner in hustle -

You’re not interested in tying him down, outside of p.m. fun.

Hints of him hooking you up with a girl’s solitaire BFF aren’t your style, random gifting your guy a silver knot of a Gucci ring does you both better.

Buy him a size small, as you’re sure you saw the same Gucci ring in GQ, topping a model’s pinky.

And you’re sure it’ll fit your index, too.

» Silver knot Gucci ring $515 via Neiman Marcus

A Dior Homme messenger bag is perfect arm candy for your arm candy:

Your homme’s tattooed with your name, and the Dior Homme bag is subtly branded with your favorite name.

Though your boy’s strong in shape, he’s adjustable, like the Dior Homme bag’s straps.

The Dior Homme messenger bag’s circle-zip top makes it easy to open, like your man’s mouth -

Just ignore him talking ish that your over-the-knee Versace boots are the stuff of Pretty Women.

» Dior Homme messenger bag $740 via eLUXURY

It’s not that you’ve got your boy under lock and key.

Your boy’s his own man, which is the way you want him. He dolls himself up to hustle hard downtown, styles himself right to play smart uptown, he -

Still sometimes wonders whether you prefer his old silver cuff links or the gold Louis Vuitton cuff link you gorgeously gifted him?

Slip on his Louis Vuitton cuff links before you kiss him off to work, and consider getting yourself a matching pair of lock and key Louis Vuitton cuff links.

Because when he gets home, you need to know how to fix your TiVo.

» Lock and key Louis Vuitton cuff link $420 via eLUXURY.

Urth man skin care travel kit $59, GetUrth.com
While your K never wants to meet another KRiSTOPHER prettier than she is -

I don’t think women should be the only beauties.

Handsomies?

Get your boy to invest in his gorgeous face, be a sugar momma to your eye candy and gift him some Urth man skin care product. First class ancient Asian herbs, purest essential oils, all green and red and white teas, Urth skin care cleanser, scrub, shave cream, and SPF will keep your boy beautiful outside and -

I’d add “in,” but I know that’s no incentive as your boy’s already got a golden heart, of course you’re not dating your arm candy just for his looks.

Of course not.

Your boy can more than take care of himself.

But you still find yourself playing secretary to his filing cabinet of a wallet.

Make a New Year’s resolution for your partner, gift your doll a Dior business card case to celebrate ‘007.

Sleek, minimalist, smart, a Dior business card case is super boss.

Like you.

And like those Dior Homme loafers you’re looking to knock out his Chucks with.

» Christian Dior business card case $100 via eLUXURY.

So you show your boy this ostrich Etro bag, and he grunts at the idea of rocking a murse, practical or luxe or not.

Perfect.

Gift this gorgeous men’s Etro bag to your arm candy, anyway.

Because after your boy unwraps it, says his thanks, and plops in front of a football game to cleanse himself of any metrosexual vibe -

Wouldn’t this ostrich Etro bag rock right with your little nude dress?

Thought so, doll.

» Ostrich Etro bag $1,290 via eLUXURY