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Wanting.Over five inches of an angular arch, these Giusppe Zanotti platform wedges are so ridick it’s hard to imagine what you’d wear them with. So wear them with nothing… |
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Wearing.I bought these Giuseppe Zanotti platforms in Miami last summer, for less than two Benjies. The back of the wood heel has got this great curve… |
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Hating.If strippers wore $600 shoes… |
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Wanting.These Giuseppe platform peeptoes are perfect: design equal parts interesting and classic, sex that dances between obvious and elegant…. |
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Wearing.The patent black of these Giuseppe Zanotti peeptoes ties the T-strap to that patterned platform… |
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Hating.Being well dressed is wearing things that background your beauty, not distract from it. These loud Giuseppes are perfect for the ugly chick with the bad boob job… |
Wearing.I have these in chrome. The patent’s disco doll, the T-strap Fitzgerald flapper, the whole shoe an extra 20% off with promocode “summer”… |
Wanting.Giuseppe crafts jewelry for your feet. Unlike lazy Loubies, these Giuseppes are good enough to make a gray T-shirt dress seem chic… |
Hating.A waste of Giuseppe’s genius. Dull gray suede that slips over your leg and falls flat. Completely craftless, the most blah boot … |
Giuseppe Zanotti booties $699, Couture.Zappos.com
Sluts are people who don’t love sex.
Sluts rarely realize that making lust is making a trade of respect. Sluts never know that sex is the top expression of admiration, that an orgasm is pure pleasure achieved appreciating the one you’re with.
Sluts don’t do 99 dudes they esteem. Sluts sleep with a single loser they barely understand; they’re missionaries about monogamy with partners who never value them.
Sluts lead an empty life full of unchosen, Platonic pals. Sluts–
Won’t wear f**k-you shoes like these.
Giuseppe Zanotti shoes $695, Net-a-Porter.com
Your New Year should be unapologetically bright, timelessly in the now, ambitiously arched, your New Year should be real luxury: a beautiful celebration of pure pleasure, of gorgeous selfishness, of–
Breaking up with your toyfriend.
If there’s something to work out, it’s not working.
And if you end up missing five hard inches of smart sex, buy Giuseppes.
They’ll do you better, I promise.
If only because they can’t talk and demand you menage with other chicks.
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