Fashion Writer KRiSTOPHER DUKES

Giuseppe Zanotti

What K Is…

19.Feb.2008, 01:21 pm

Wanting.

Such minimalist luxe, that it’s Dali darling instead of cheap cheek…

Wearing.

Delish, though I had a bottle of Paris a friend gave me, and it got more compliments…

Hating.

Let’s slap “KD” on an overpriced cowhide sewn in China, and call it designer…

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Giuseppe Zanotti Booties, Leopard + Patent

09.Jan.2008, 09:44 pm

Giuseppe Zanotti booties $699, Couture.Zappos.com
Giuseppe Zanotti Booties
Sluts are people who don’t love sex.

Sluts rarely realize that making lust is making a trade of respect. Sluts never know that sex is the top expression of admiration, that an orgasm is pure pleasure achieved appreciating the one you’re with.

Sluts don’t do 99 dudes they esteem. Sluts sleep with a single loser they barely understand; they’re missionaries about monogamy with partners who never value them.

Sluts lead an empty life full of unchosen, Platonic pals. Sluts–

Won’t wear f**k-you shoes like these.



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Giuseppe Zanotti Shoes, Metallic Platform

28.Dec.2007, 11:42 am

Giuseppe Zanotti shoes $695, Net-a-Porter.com
Giuseppe Zanotti Shoes
Your New Year should be unapologetically bright, timelessly in the now, ambitiously arched, your New Year should be real luxury: a beautiful celebration of pure pleasure, of gorgeous selfishness, of–

Breaking up with your toyfriend.

If there’s something to work out, it’s not working.

And if you end up missing five hard inches of smart sex, buy Giuseppes.

They’ll do you better, I promise.

If only because they can’t talk and demand you menage with other chicks.



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Dic(k)tionary: Passive-Aggressive Income

13.Dec.2007, 12:20 pm

Giuseppe Zanotti shoes with hidden wedge $654, Couture.Zappos.com
Giuseppe Zanotti shoes
pas·sive ag·gres·sive in·come [pas-iv uh-gres-iv in-kuhm] noun. income you thought would be passive, but you have to secretly work for.

Ex: You thought your rich fiancé was easy money, but he’s turned into passive-aggressive income: you need to arrange threesomes to keep your stock of Giuseppes multiplying.



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Ask Your K: Giuseppe Zanotti Shoes and What Dress?

16.Aug.2007, 10:43 am

giuseppe zanotti shoesI need your advice. I want to find the best dress to match my fabulous shoes. It is a leopard-skin and red patent leather Guiseppe Zanotti shoe. Suggestions on the type of dress to showcase the shoe?
- Raysa

Your boss Giuseppe Zanotti shoes say it all: sex isn’t dirty or mushy.

Sex is sharp like a 4¼” stiletto, rough like leopard-print ponyskin, sex should be ambitiously arched, and sex will–

Cost you.

Just like this jersey turtleneck Bi La Li dress. A slightly second-skin cover-up set off by an open back, like your Giuseppe Zanotti shoes, the shift says you’re a freak on the streets and a lady between the sheets.

Wait, scratch that, reverse it.

Then bend it over backwards.

XXXO,
K

» Giuseppe Zanotti shoes $599, Couture.Zappos.com

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» Bi La Li dress $400, eLUXURY



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Giuseppe Zanotti Shoes in Funeral Black

10.Jul.2007, 07:37 am

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With the funeral of the N-word performed by NAACP delegates determined to bury “greatest child racism ever birthed,” it’s time to mourn in your best black.

A racial slur worthy of the compliment of a funeral ceremony literally attended by hundreds, virtually witnessed by millions thanks to its front-page spread on CNN.com deserves only the most respectful black, a la these rhinestone Giuseppe Zanotti shoes.

Funeral black but as showy as a Jay-Z jam about yachts and N-words, these Giuseppe Zanotti shoes are fitting for the Paris Hilton-worthy publicity and controversy-cache the N-word has received thanks to its burial (all of which will of course dissuade rappers eager for publicity from using the slur).

I can only hope the passing-on of the W-word–cough, “whitey,” cough–gets such a celebratory ceremony and pretty PR.

I’d love to break in a boss LBD that makes my white ass bootylicious.

» Rhinestone Giuseppe Zanotti shoes $650, eLUXURY

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Steals + Deals: Barney’s Sale

29.Jun.2007, 10:26 am

Just because LiLo’s top is half off doesn’t make her hot, and–

Same goes for metallic Marc-y Marc Jacobs flats.

You deserve only the most boss from Barney’s sale, lovelies.

 



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Velvet + Mink Giuseppe Zanotti Shoes

30.Apr.2007, 10:37 am

giuseppe zanotti shoesSandals iced with mink vibe the max in gratuitous fur, in lavishly anti-Bambi luxe, but really —

It’s only because your girl named Kristopher adores animals more than PETA that she’s lusting for these Giuseppe Zanotti shoes, these mink and purple velvet babies, baby.

I’d love to add a new pet to my menagerie —

Snaky clutches, Marc-y Marc Jacobs leopard-print trenches, ostrich-skinned arm candy, ponyhair pumps, lamb capelets crowd my L.A. zoo so far.

— And my jazz baby-era building won’t allow standard-sized poodles.

» Velvet and mink Giuseppe Zanotti shoes $336 via Bluefly

[Republished from ThisNext's blog]



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Ask Your K: A Little White Dress for a Wedding with the Ex

16.Mar.2007, 06:55 am

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Kristopher:

Hi, Friday emergency call.

I’m a maid of honor in my best friend’s wedding overseas. The wedding is taking place in a colonial cathedral by the beach. Nice, right? Not. The dress code had only a horrific word next to it which my subconscience ignored conveniently: WHITE. The wedding is in 15 days and I have to pull off a wedding outfit ensemble that looks chic enough to have my ex (he’s gonna be the best man) drool over my virginal whiteness… May I mention I’m in New York! There’s barely any store with anything white that looks remotely decent. I need help, an intervention from the gods, a latte, anything! INSIGHT!!!

In luv with your blog always,
Em

And I’m in love with you, Ems.But before we get married, let’s get you your intervention from the gods, insight, and a soy latte rolled into one petite, chic, and smoky-eyed package –
Let your K help you style your wedding with your ex.

Too tall heels that spell S-E-X come before your requisite little white dress, always, and especially given your situation, doll. Check these Giuseppe Zanotti shoes ($595, eLUXURY), a 4.25″gladiator of a wedge, which’ll rock right with this white frock.

Now go get your beach party on, love.

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Denim Giuseppe Zanotti Boot

22.Jan.2007, 08:09 am

denim giuseppe zanotti bootOutside of Manhattan winters, here’s how you get your K in jeans -

Have Giuseppe Zanotti line denim in leather, stitch it second-skin tight, found it on a 4½” heel, top it with a white leather cuff.

S-E-X with my Italiano lover Giuseppe Zanotti, glammy dead animals, and a too-tall heel?

I’m there.

» Preorder denim Giuseppe Zanotti boot $850, Saks.



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