Because it didn’t take a diamond solitaire for your boy to lock you down.

Just a couple of hard looks, cold blue eyes, and thick integrity.

Because you’re not interested in tying your guy down, outside of p.m. play.

You not-so-secretly like playing single and independent more than him.

Gorgeously gift him this cord Gucci ring. Solid sterling, the Gucci ring is pure like his lust for you –

Which keeps you as pleasantly knotted up as the Gucci ring.

» $365 Cord Gucci ring via Neiman Marcus

Though your gorgeous guy is less a toyfriend and empty armcandy, and much more your partner in hustle -

You’re not interested in tying him down, outside of p.m. fun.

Hints of him hooking you up with a girl’s solitaire BFF aren’t your style, random gifting your guy a silver knot of a Gucci ring does you both better.

Buy him a size small, as you’re sure you saw the same Gucci ring in GQ, topping a model’s pinky.

And you’re sure it’ll fit your index, too.

» Silver knot Gucci ring $515 via Neiman Marcus

Your K loves winter sports.

Mini marathons to Starbucks -

Can you do five minutes flat in five-inch Loubies?

Hottie hunting in Central Park -

You sure that guy is gorgeous half-hidden in that Burberry scarf?

And rocking spring double-oh-seven heels when the air is chiller than the double digits. Slip on these horse-bit, “Sunset” Gucci shoes with black Wolford tights, your wooly, littlest black dress, vanilla soy latte-shaded vintage mink, and -

If you’re still too cool to vibe so haute, go chat with that arm candy double checking you and ask him to fix.

» “Sunset” Gucci shoes $540 via Bergdorf Goodman.

An acting beauty with a producer’s brain, Reese Witherspoon was always the power behind the power coupling of her and Ryan Phillippe, as far as your K’s concerned.

Check Reese Witherspoon’s 2007 Golden Globe red carpet gear, and understand a boss lady: her sugary yellow Nina Ricci frock is fresh as evening wear and spells S-E-X rocked right with red sandals, casually glam locks and a single diamond bangle make for a modern look, versus her styling the retro dress a nod to dead decades.

Be a boss lady like Reese: pair your cherry Gucci heel with a canary yellow slip of a dress, pull your hair back, gloss your lips, and voila, doll.

» Red Gucci heel $592 via Bluefly

If you know Ms. Kristopher, you know I’ve the tendency to refer to myself in third person and to constantly drop my love for vintage mink, soy lattes, and 5-inch heels.

Fashion of late has been sharing at least one of my sartorial habits – Spring ‘07 runways were sprinkled with heels, teetering tall.

Chunky wedges may work for weekends but stilettos rock right from power lunches to peach martinis. I love a fat platform paired with the skinniest stiletto. Bruno Frisoni’s platforms ($735) – with their jolly overblown bow – will treat you sweet.

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Though actions and back accounts speak louder than designer duds, if you haven’t a Trump empire to back your rolling in bucks, you could rock a Gucci twirl watch.

A stainless steel watch band stamped with Gucci’s logo, a rotating case with diamond bezel and Gucci face -

A price tag to jet-set you $1.5K back from your new money fortune.

» Diamond Gucci twirl watch $1,495 at Saks.

These Gucci logo ankle boots are:

Drowning in branding with a Gucci logo-stamped suede and trademark Gucci strap.

Topped by a generous rabbit fur trim.

Founded on a 4¼” stiletto platform heel.

Priced around the rent ($850) of most ladies lusting for these shoes.

Borderline obnoxious.

Conspicuous consumption done genius.

» Gucci ankle boots available at Saks.