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16.Nov.2007, 02:36 pm 16 。 nov.2007 ,下午2时36分

Kiki de Montparnasse C-ring I’m taking a break from stringing dirty words together, flipping between porn and Money.com, when my iPhone rings.我采取了打破由放线忌讳在一起,翻开之间的色情和money.com ,当我iphone的戒指。 It’s The Boy.它的男童。

“Sexy one,” I answer. "性感一" ,我也可以回答。

“I went to check out that table, for the kitchen nook,” The Boy says. "我去检查了该表,为厨房nook , "男孩说。 “It’s really, really nice. "这是真的,真的很好。 Probably worth 25 grand.大概价值25隆重。 But I want to get him down to $7,500.不过,我希望让他下跌至7500 。 The seller, this Italian dude, wants $10,000.卖方,这个意大利谷,想要10000美元。 He was freaking out at the idea of taking less.他忧心,在构思,少取。 I could tell he’s emotionally attached to this table, so I try to get into his head, to figure out how to motivate him.我可以告诉他的情绪附于本表,所以,我试图进入他的头部,并琢磨出如何去激励他。 So finally I tell him, ‘I completely know how you feel, you’d rather donate this table to a charity than sell it below the right price.所以最后我告诉他, '我完全知道你的感受,你宁愿捐出本表中,以一个慈善机构比卖掉它下面合适的价格。 You call me if you change your mind.’ And he nods his head.”你骂我,如果你改变主意' ,他会自豪地他的头" 。

“You worked him harder than I worked you on our first date,” I say. "你工作了,他比我做你对我们的第一次约会, "我说。 “So he’ll call you when he knows he can’t get 10 grand for his table.” "所以他会打电话给你时,他知道他无法得到10分大,为他的表" 。

“It’s like when you want to get a chick to lick your balls,” says The Boy, “you’ve got to convince her they’re candy.” "这就像当你想取得小鸡,以舔你的舞会,说: "该名男童, "你必须说服她,他们正在糖果" 。

“Who needs an MBA when they’ve got you on speed dial?” I ask. "谁需要一个工商管理硕士学位时,他们已经得到,你就快速拨号? "我问。 “And I think you persuaded me they were a soy latte.” "我想你劝我,他们是一个酱油后者" 。

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