Η μίμηση είναι η υψηλότερη μορφή κολακείας

Όταν δεν καταθέσετε εμπορικό σήμα κάτι ακόμα. Κατόπιν καλείται ακριβώς νομική διασκέδαση.

Κάποιος νεοσσός - Jess cartner-Morley; Συμπαθώ μόνο το στοματικό σύνολο ενός πράγματός μου, και τα συνδεμένα με ενωτικό σημείο ονόματα δεν είναι αυτό - Ο φύλακας σας κηρώνει Η.Ε-ποιητικός για «το fuck» παπούτσια:

Και ενώ ένα τακούνι στιλέτων είναι μια μισό-κρυμμένη απειλή, ένα αδιάφορο τακούνι - η επιλογή αυτής της εποχής - είναι μια ανοικτή απειλή. (Fuck-εσείς παπούτσια, παρά fuck-εγώ παπούτσια, εάν.)“

, Και έχω. Σας ευχαριστούμε, μΑ» AM.

Πότε καθιστώ το dic (Κ) tionary όπως Beyoncé και το bootyliciousness της;

» Πλαστή τσάντα του «Louis Vuitton» Fakewear, απαγορευμένος για την πώληση, MindWhatYouWear.com

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Αναθεωρούσα το blog μου stats - δεν είμαι καμία νοικοκυρά στο Τέξας με τρεις γάτες και η Hewlett Packard - όταν παρατήρησα μια ενδιαφέρουσα τάση για ποιους ανθρώπους ψάξτε για για να φθάσετε στους ΔΟΥΚΕΣ KRiSTOPHER η σημείο-COM (όχι το κορίτσι):

Perc. Όρος αναζήτησης
4.93% kristopher δούκες
2.41% χριστιανικά παπούτσια louboutin
2.11% fuck εγώ
0.75% fuck εγώ τώρα
0.70% σκάρτο lingerie
0.50% fuck εσείς ιματισμός
0.01% μια περιοχή με ένα χαριτωμένο περιδέραιο σημαδιών ειρήνης

Αισθάνομαι μια αφή ευερέθιστη.

Έτσι με αγγίξτε, μου δίνει λίγη αγάπη, αναρωτιέται με με:

Μπορείτε να θεωρήσετε κάποιο που αναζητάται για ένα «χαριτωμένο περιδέραιο σημαδιών ειρήνης» και που προσγειώνεται εδώ;

Το motherfucking νεύρο Google.

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Ξόδεψα το τελευταίο παιχνίδι απογεύματος φόρεμα-επάνω, με το νεώτερο bro μου Scott χτυπώντας pics.

Dude είναι ταλαντούχος.

Σχεδόν τόσο ταλαντούχος όσο με.

Χτυπήστε τον κρότο για το PIC μου του.

XXXO,
Κ

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Ανακάλυψα ακριβώς ότι για λίγο τον περασμένο μήνα την αγάπη Forbes.com έδωσε KRiSTOPHER DUKES.com. Στο τους “Pretty in Pink” profile on Glam, whom I work with, they blurbed:

“Kristopher Dukes win[s] wide praise in the fashion world…”

Next up? Forbes’ list of chick billionaires.

Thanks always for reading. You’re making middle child dreams come true, here.

XXXO,
K

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October 4^th, next Thursday, the fashion democracy Top Button is throwing a shopping party at LA’s Pacific Design Center.

Buy tix here and let’s make a soy latte date –

I’m showing up for the swag bag and 60%-off shopping, and hoping I’ll be blowing air French kisses at some of you ladies.

XXXO,
K

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I’ve heard through the carb-free, organic grapevine that I might consider toning down my use of the “F” word, that I should keep sex PG, that I ought to just jot notes about fashion.

And while I appreciate the concern, as a serious writer I more seriously appreciate the word “fuck”: it is a noun and a verb and an effective expletive understood world round; I reference hookers because I respect women who straight trade their services for cash rather than vaguely depend on a man for an allowance; and to all the haters, I’ll continue covering everything from hookers to heels, everything in the alphabet from F to–

You.

Thank you always for reading, you lovelies.

XXXO,
K

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We Love Beauty, the bossest beauty blog, played Q&A with your K to find out what’s inside my bag:

What are the most embarrassing items in your bag? (come on, we know you have more than one.)
I’m embarrassed that I only carry three condoms and no chocolate-flavored lube. I’m a fucking nun.

What is the newest addition to your bag? Do you love it? Or have buyer’s remorse?
That Tarte smoky eye kit that’s winking at you was a gift from your own Ben. As a veteran smoky eyer since before I was legal, I can create expensive-escort effects with a pot of black eyeshadow and my bare pinky, so I wasn’t sure I needed a kit. But I absolutely adore this. It’s perfect for when you stay the night somewhere. Like alone, in a hotel room, for an opposite-of-wet business trip. You know.

What product has been in your bag longer than one should admit? What keeps you from letting it go?
NOTHING HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT I AM IN DENIAL ABOUT ANYTHING I AM NOT NOT NOT NOT. NOT.

» Find out the rest of what’s in my bag, here.

Thanks for the interview, WLB!

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I just found out that my dot-com’s anti-spam word for comments wasn’t working for anyone on Windows.

Which is only about 99.999% of computer users.

I am going to throw my cute MacBook out the window and go get a Dell.

The anti-spam word is now disabled, so comment away and leave me dirty love letters, lovelies.

XXXO,
K

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Some of my fluffy fashion journalism genius is featured in Chic Today, an online fashion glossy.

Check Chic Today’s latest issue here, lovelies.

XXXO,
K

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KRiSTOPHER DUKES got an extra small — European sizing, not US — mention in The New York Times‘ article on Chanel’s buzz campaign.

If it weren’t for you lovelies reading I’d be fetching Splenda-laced lattes for a devil wearing Prada.

Thanks always for reading.

XXXO,
K

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At fashion democracy Top Button, which I write for, we’ve got some angry housewives.

Comments
“Dude dishes dinero for dinner”? You’re the worst kind of female, and I’m ashamed we share a chromosome. You, my dear, desperately need to subscribe to Bitch magazine. And perhaps Vogue magazine as well — that outfit is O-U-T.
posted by Lisa Simpson at 9/6/2007 8:05:07 AM

I gotta agree with the “Lisa Simpson”. Being a woman is about more than being a string of cliches. Terrible.
posted by Ruby at 9/6/2007 8:21:13 AM

Oh Kristopher, I said it before and will say it again, you have the worst fashion sense. Those jeans look straight out of the early 80s and not in a good way! They are universally unflattering as well. You really should not be allowed near a “fashion” blog where some impressionable young girls might mistake your boring, pseudo-hip (you delude yourself) “finds” for real fashion. Besides that, you give women a very bad name… I third the posts above.
posted by shopgirl6 at 9/6/2007 8:34:12 AM

Absolutely LOOOOOOOOOVE this!!! Well said! We girls can be powerful and tough and big money makers, yet still girly and have men treat us like a lady!!! What kind of blouse is that? i like. BTW, tough money maker does not equal to “BITCH”.
posted by Vicky G at 9/6/2007 8:46:38 AM

Nothing wrong with treating a lady like a lady and nothing wrong as a lady to be treated as one. So what if she allows someone to throw down the dough at dinner, she never said she gives him anything in return, now did she? He chooses to pay, it’s his call. Try reading Linda M Scott’s ‘Fresh Lipstick’- “A pointed attack on feminism’s requisite style of dress, Fresh Lipstick argues that wearing high heels and using hair curlers does not deny you the right to seek advancement, empowerment, and equality. Scott asserts that judging someone on her fashion choices is as detrimental to advancement as judgments based on race, nationality, or social class. ” In other words, don’t be a playa hata’
Jax at 9/6/2007 8:51:29 AM

Eight exclamation points and an emoticon, yet. You go break that glass ceiling, girlfriend.
posted by Celisa at 9/6/2007 8:52:26 AM

Thank you boss ladies for your support. I owe you a sexual favor.
posted by KRiSTOPHER DUKES at 9/6/2007 8:54:19 AM

» Click here for the email that riled them up

» Eugenia Kim hat $159 via Barney’s

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Congrats to Karina and Elizabeth!

The two ladies–first name only, like Beyonce, mmmhm–are winners of the Smart Heel heel protector giveaway.

Thanks for all the entries, and thanks always for reading, you lovelies.

XXXO,
K

» Smart Heel heel protectors $9.95 via SmartHeel.com

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… Top Button, which I write for, we’ve got a grammar nazi.

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Where are the editors? I demand an editorial review before this word assassin (Dukes) get’s [SIC] to post to this blog? Hollywould “makes” shoes……Lord have Mercy.
Posted by Coco at 8/23/2007 1:11:03 PM

U R rite. Shoulda ben “Hollywould would make” pritty shoe… Forgiv mee for trying artiste and playing with words like they is happy toyz. I did not go to good college and I only has 1 soy lattes tomorrow.
Posted by XXXO, K at 8/24/2007 10:06:28 AM

I love Coco, almost as much as she loves me.

I think I’ll hire her as my copy editor in a couple of years when bloggers are supposed to be real writers, too.

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Haute Mimi played Q&A with your K, so she could dispense wisdom that’s timeless like patent mary janes, and be like your fashion fortune cookie.

Only carb-free.

And hot.

What are the five fashion essentials every woman should have in her closet?
A very little black dress, a mink coat, a snakeskin clutch, big, glammy Jackie O glasses, and “fuck you”—not “fuck me”—heels*.

If you could give women a fashion tip to be fabulous what would it be?
Dress yourself so you want to have sex with yourself. Everyday.

XXXO for the love, Haute Mimi!

Make a middle child happy, and read the rest of the interview here.

* Totally trade to the marked, lovely.

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KRiSTOPHER DUKES — the dot-com, not the doll — has been nominated for Best Shopping Blog for Blogger’s Choice.

Vote here!

Though I didn’t think it possible, I’ll think you more boss if you do.

Thanks to Chris Abraham for the nomination.

And no, that’s not a pseudonym for me. It’s this dude.

If I was going to nominate myself, I’d do it shamelessly, Trump style. Or under a more clever fake name, like Christopher Pukes.

Thanks always for reading, lovelies.

XXXO,
K

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