Believe it or nay, ladies, but it’s been a few Manhattan minutes since something made your K go -

“Ooh la love.”

The sleek platinum of these spring double-oh-seven Louis Vuitton shoes had me, “Ooh.”

The classic, cross-over slingback of these Louis Vuitton shoes made me drop a “la.”

And the “Louis Vuitton Paris” branded un-oh-so-subtly on a blingy thing of a heel meant “love.”

Or truely “lust.”

That just doesn’t vibe as cheeky chic at the end of your K’s saying.

» Spring 2007 “Santa Barbara” Louis Vuitton shoes $575 via eLUXURY.

It’s not that you’ve got your boy under lock and key.

Your boy’s his own man, which is the way you want him. He dolls himself up to hustle hard downtown, styles himself right to play smart uptown, he -

Still sometimes wonders whether you prefer his old silver cuff links or the gold Louis Vuitton cuff link you gorgeously gifted him?

Slip on his Louis Vuitton cuff links before you kiss him off to work, and consider getting yourself a matching pair of lock and key Louis Vuitton cuff links.

Because when he gets home, you need to know how to fix your TiVo.

» Lock and key Louis Vuitton cuff link $420 via eLUXURY.

A brass Louis Vuitton key chain gifts your boy some GQ without trying to get him out of his Chucks.

Stamped with vintage Louis Vuitton advertising of women shopping Louis Vuitton against their Champs Elysées Maison addy, a Louis Vuitton key chain plays practical:

He can hook his Louis Vuitton key chain on his jeans for easy carriage.

He can carry up to 20 biz cards in his Louis Vuitton key chain.

Or you could just clip his Louis Vuitton key chain onto your Louis speedy during football Sunday, because he didn’t even notice its “Made in France” stamp.

» Louis Vuitton key chain $210 via eLuxury

It’s the thought that counts.

Says the boy who thought he was on to a good deal, buying you a Fouie Uuitton pochette from Canal Street for a Benjamin.

Show him how to do: when you’re giving the gift of conspicuous consumption, do it conspicuously, do it authentic, and do it luxe.

100% cashmere, with a monochromatic Louis Vuitton monogram, this Louis Vuitton scarf is a classic way to spoil your fav fella or lady, this cashmere Louis Vuitton scarf whispers warmth, money, and -

A quiet reminder that “replica” is not a special Louis Vuitton collection.

» Monogram cashmere Louis Vuitton scarf $570 via eLuxury

Ooh la love, dolls.

There are Jimmy Chouboutins you toss after a few months - those 3″-heeled, black yawns of shoes - and there are designer shoes you lavish a lifetime of love on, like a pair of timeless -

Leopard-print, chain-heeled Louis Vuitton shoes.

Classic leopard is complemented by forever glossy patent leather, that makes the toe and heel last to the last, and a strong 4″ chain heel is reinforced by a solid sole.

Leopard, chain-heeled Louis Vuitton shoes are a fresh foundation for your LBD, these Louis Vuitton shoes empower your power suit, these Louis Vuitton shoes -

Are a keeper. Forget the boyfriend.

» Leopard chain Louis Vuitton shoes $1,570 at eLuxury

Ooh la love.

The Louis Vuitton Monogram Groom collection stars a cartoon based on their 1921 advertisement, and you want to rock it:

Because when you flash this Louis Vuitton Monogram Groom taking out a tenny to pay for your soy latte date, your boy’ll have a better idea of the Paris Hilton’esque service you expect.

Because Louis Vuitton dubbed the collection an uptown Louis Vuitton Monogram Groom instead of the more accurate Louis Vuittion Monogram Bell Boy.

Because the classic Louis Vuitton monogram was even having Chinese manufacturers who are very heavily inspired by it yawning.

» Louis Vuitton Monogram Groom key chain $275 at eLuxury.