Fashion Writer KRISTOPHER DUKES

Marc Jacobs

What Your K Is…

13.Mar.2008, 10:03 am
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Wanting.

All hard lines, an ambitious arch, and the right angles equal the geometry of sex…

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Wearing.

Black and white eyes for a black and white world? That, and I don’t do red lipstick…

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Hating.

Another designer-dud must for 30-year-old girls who think it witty to dress ugly…

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What Your K Is…

29.Feb.2008, 01:18 pm
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Wanting.

Haven’t bothered with a bra in years, but…

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Wearing.

A blooming, simple shape that’s all legs…

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Hating.

I’ve always loved arrogance, but this is too much…

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What Your K Is…

22.Feb.2008, 01:52 pm

Wanting.

I’d put better things than wedding rings in this box…

Wearing.

Life’s short as your skirt. Why fuss with fashion…

Hating.

Check it: fall 2008’s chastity belt…



Padlock Marc by Marc Jacobs Watch Pendant

02.Aug.2007, 10:15 am

marc by marc jacobs watch pendantTime isn’t a serious weight you’re chained to your whole life.

Time is a light way to lock down your present pleasure, time is a fresh means to measure the profit of your hours, time is–

This padlock Marcky Marc by Marc Jacob watch pendant.

So time is cheeky chic…

And probably made in China.

» Marc by Marc Jacobs watch pendant $150, Neiman Marcus.com



Why Marc-y Marc Jacobs Went to Rehab

26.Mar.2007, 03:16 am

marc jacobs shoes

» Marc Jacobs shoes $798 via Net-a-Porter



Ask Your K: Smart, Chic, and Affordable Bag

30.Jan.2007, 08:30 am

marc jacobs bag I’m looking for an affordable tote for rotation to fit binders and what not in it… Nothing dowdy and old. It has to be leather AND affordable… Am I asking for too much? What have you got for me, Kristopher?
- Christine, Boston

You’re not asking for too much, doll.

Boss ladies go after it all.

And boss ladies also deliver.

So check your answer: a mignon Marc-y Marc by Marc Jacobs bag, on sale for $265. Large enough to carry your all from school-time laptop to overnight necessities, this Marc by Marc Jacobs bag’s classic black and soft shape will graduate as quickly as you from 9 (p.m.) to 5 (a.m.) study session to 9 (a.m.) to 5 (p.m.) job research.

» Black belted Marc by Marc Jacobs bag $265 via eLUXURY.



Top Five Bags for Spring 2007

25.Jan.2007, 09:00 am

Every year we ladies ought to upgrade our arm candy. So consider going hottie hunting for a new boy, and -

Check my top five bags for spring of double-oh-seven.

nancy gonzalez bag Nancy Gonzalez
Iridescent Python Hobo Bag
Your K loves animals more than PETA, and so, apparently, do most designers this spring. Look for lots of lizards and snakes.
» Python Nancy Gonzalez bag $2,890 via Saks
silver yves saint laurent bag Yves Saint Laurent
Metallic Tote
All solid shine, this bag is a downtown doll’s shield, mirroring all things mignon, and blinding you to all things unchic - including those golden American Apparel leggings.» Silver Yves Saint Laurent bag $1,595 via Neiman Marcus
jimmy choo bag Jimmy Choo
Belted Shoulder Bag
Tan leather with tonal water snake trim, with a wide shape made for wear, this - and a regular cappuccino - is about as rugged as I get.» Belted Jimmy Choo bag $1,690 via Neiman Marcus
marc jacobs bag Marc Jacobs
Quilted Signature Tote
Marc-y Marc Jacobs genius - cheeky chic gone golden.» “Irina” Marc Jacobs bag $950 via Saks
nylon prada bag Prada
Ruched Nylon/Leather Handbag
Easy, everyday shape for power lunching with your boys, a jewel tone for champagne martinis out with your ladies.» Nylon Prada bag $1,650 via Saks

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Ask KRiSTOPHER: How to Wear a Bubble Skirt

08.Dec.2006, 12:00 pm

marc jacobs shoeHey, Kris! Love the blog. How ’bout advice on wearing a black satin bubble skirt? I don’t wanna look costumey… Thanks.
Em

Life, love, is all about balance.

So forget any sort of tunic or loose blouse on top of that bubble skirt, and opt instead for a slinky, second-skin top. Your black bubble skirt would rock right with a simple, ballerina leotard tucked into it. I dig this white scoop neck and back leotard ($14).

Let the volume of your bubble skirt stretch your legs long by slipping on some skyscraper heels, like these lace-up, lacey Marc-y Marc by Marc Jacobs pumps ($179).

Go get your holiday party on.

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Holiday Chic: Over-the-Knee Marc by Marc Jacobs Boot

13.Nov.2006, 11:02 am

marc jacobs bootOoh.

La.

Love.

S.

E.

X.

An over-the-knee Marc-y Marc by Marc Jacobs boot founded on a four-inch heel, with a skyscraper-high shaft, fetishized with chains gives you winter warmth and hotness. Rock these Marc by Marc Jacobs boots right with opaque Wolford tights, your fav LBD, and -

Whatever boy is lucky enough to be your arm candy.

» Over-the-knee Marc by Marc Jacobs boot $750 via eLuxury



Marc by Marc Jacobs Belt Bag

03.Nov.2006, 10:56 am

marc by marc jacobs belt bagMarc-y Marc by Marc Jacobs belt bag is your fall sling, because slung around your waist:

Your Marc by Marc Jacobs belt bag is your one Marc by Marc Jacobs bag without a double pockets, quilting, and/or oversized hardware.

Your Marc by Marc Jacobs belt bag won’t let you miss your Treo’s ringing, unlike that blackhole of a bag you’ve been toting.

Your Marc by Marc Jacobs belt bag sits on your hips, and waspy waists went out with 1950’s housewives.

Your Marc by Marc Jacobs belt bag costs less and does more than a Marc Jacobs wallet.

» Marc by Marc Jacobs belt bag $228 via Net-a-Porter.



Oh, K

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