01.Apr.2009
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Nude shoes swing in and out of vogue, but I always adore them. A nude heel is more must-have than a basic black pump: nude shoes match everything, and they’re pure sex. Since a nude shoe melts your leg and arched foot into one long line, nudes like these Jimmy Choos’ll give you stems like Jessica Rabbit… |
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A nude patent leather peep toe is best. You get some gloss for texture, but still that lovely long line of leg… |
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Even the gorgeous nude leather of these Jimmy Choos couldn’t save that midget heel. Unless you just broke your foot, four-inch heels are the shortest you should wear… |
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30.Mar.2009
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Over five inches of an angular arch, these Giusppe Zanotti platform wedges are so ridick it’s hard to imagine what you’d wear them with. So wear them with nothing… |
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I bought these Giuseppe Zanotti platforms in Miami last summer, for less than two Benjies. The back of the wood heel has got this great curve… |
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If strippers wore $600 shoes… |
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31.Dec.2008
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Nude suede peeptoes drowning in Swarovski crystals are so obvious, old school glam, like Marilyn Monroe’s “Happy Birthday” dress.
Shimmering sex that’s both under- and overstated: just how your New Year should be rung in… |
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3½” heels are a ½” too short, but that carved resin heel is too gorgeous. Such a simple nude shoe, set off by a mosaic stiletto is genius.
Like lingerie for your feet, Giuseppe Zanotti nude shoes are better than naked… |
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Giuseppe Zanotti is one of the few brands I’m a whore for: Giuseppe makes shoes that are quirky, over-the-top sex.
Which means Giuseppe sometimes designs nude shoes like these.
Thank god they’re out of stock — there’s already enough ugly in the world… |
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08.Dec.2008
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Tory Burch’s 2008 holiday collection was inspired by Truman Capotes 1966 Black and White Ball, and the same sequined LBDs are fresh 42 years later with these evening booties… |
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A black French resin clutch from Tory Burch. Something understated was witty during the last Gilded Age and its five-figure handbags (yeah, a whole month ago).
Now an evening clutch like this just makes sense… |
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I’m only hating this Jackie K fox fur cap because I can’t wear it in LA’s 72.5 F without sweating. Time to move to Moscow… |
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01.Dec.2008
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Buying eBay stock, or investing in Bottega Veneta sandals that I could flip on eBay later.
At 30% off, with the world ending, the decision’s not so tough… |
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I love that indented heel. I have Bottega booties like this, and hidden platform cheats you into extra height.
Also 30% off… |
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Not even five inches of that sculptural heel I love can save these Bottega brogues.
But 30% off might…. |
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26.Nov.2008
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A golden penny tucked into a crocodile platform pump is rather ironic.
Or it was, two years ago. Now, I’d consider it savings… |
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I love looking down at the tops of these Givenchy platform sandals: the crisscross cut-outs are perfectly symmetrical. Everything in life should be so intentionally beautiful.
Which reminds me, I’m late for some needles in 90210… |
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Dudes speeding in Lambos in suburbia, kissing a chick and swearing you like it, and furred peep-toe Givenchy booties that make you uncomfortable to look at are all of the same soul–
There’s no elegance in such obvious effort… |
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02.Sep.2008
So everyone’s mother and their mother’s second cousin in BeHi was wearing one. I gave in; I needed a weekend bag I could thrash…. |
Normally I don’t go for gimmicks (excepting my dad naming me Kristopher), but I love this Perplex heel. On super sale… |
I’d probably wear them if someone gave them to me — shh. If you’re secretly lusting and need justification, they’re $100+ off… |
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29.Jan.2008 Christian Louboutin shoes $755, Net-a-Porter.com
All things are not created equal.
Some hookers have the discipline to stand tall and live independently, resisting the gravity of lying flat; some housewives are scared of heights.
Some hookers have fearlessness to make their blues bright against a mad red sole; some housewives would rather live in a twilight of gray.
Some hookers trade value for value in order to pay for f**k-you shoes; some housewives live off an allowance of slippers.
But wherever, however you were born, remember: you can make yourself.
Hopefully into a woman that Christian Louboutin’ll make shoes for.
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17.Jan.2008 Christian Louboutin shoes, “Declic,” $640, Net-a-Porter.com
A lot of living life is as simple and clean as standing as tall as possible — not lying on your back, letting things come to you.
Unless you’re in a million-thread-count bed sheets, your legs stretching to the ceiling, your feet in these red-soled, f**k-you shoes.
You know, writing an opposite-of-wet business plan.
That can also prove profitable.
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