We Love Beauty, the bossest beauty blog, played Q&A with your K to find out what’s inside my bag:

What are the most embarrassing items in your bag? (come on, we know you have more than one.)
I’m embarrassed that I only carry three condoms and no chocolate-flavored lube. I’m a fucking nun.

What is the newest addition to your bag? Do you love it? Or have buyer’s remorse?
That Tarte smoky eye kit that’s winking at you was a gift from your own Ben. As a veteran smoky eyer since before I was legal, I can create expensive-escort effects with a pot of black eyeshadow and my bare pinky, so I wasn’t sure I needed a kit. But I absolutely adore this. It’s perfect for when you stay the night somewhere. Like alone, in a hotel room, for an opposite-of-wet business trip. You know.

What product has been in your bag longer than one should admit? What keeps you from letting it go?
NOTHING HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT I AM IN DENIAL ABOUT ANYTHING I AM NOT NOT NOT NOT. NOT.

» Find out the rest of what’s in my bag, here.

Thanks for the interview, WLB!

Some of my fluffy fashion journalism genius is featured in Chic Today, an online fashion glossy.

Check Chic Today’s latest issue here, lovelies.

XXXO,
K

KRiSTOPHER DUKES got an extra small — European sizing, not US — mention in The New York Times‘ article on Chanel’s buzz campaign.

If it weren’t for you lovelies reading I’d be fetching Splenda-laced lattes for a devil wearing Prada.

Thanks always for reading.

XXXO,
K

Haute Mimi played Q&A with your K, so she could dispense wisdom that’s timeless like patent mary janes, and be like your fashion fortune cookie.

Only carb-free.

And hot.

What are the five fashion essentials every woman should have in her closet?
A very little black dress, a mink coat, a snakeskin clutch, big, glammy Jackie O glasses, and “fuck you”—not “fuck me”—heels*.

If you could give women a fashion tip to be fabulous what would it be?
Dress yourself so you want to have sex with yourself. Everyday.

XXXO for the love, Haute Mimi!

Make a middle child happy, and read the rest of the interview here.

* Totally trade to the marked, lovely.

Glam Hub, your blog bubble for New York style and beauty, played Q+A with your K.

Q: Who are your style icons?
A: I’ve a thing for ’20s It girls—Clara Bow, Mia Farrow as Daisy in The Great Gatsby. I love what bobbed hair and loose, short dresses stood for—women in love with being in love with their lives, finding pleasure in S-E-X outside of making babies, and living independently.

Q: How would you describe your personal style?
A: Too-tall heels, flapper frocks, smoky eyes, glammy dead animals, and a soy latte, clutched.

Q: Which accessory or piece of clothing can you not live without?

A: That’s like asking Jay-Z to pick between cash, money, and hos, lovely. I’d have to say heels, though. I won’t like it, but you can put me in pants, you can take away my budding collection of fur, you can even wipe off my smoky eye—so long as you pass me some sunglasses—but I will not wear flats. I despise shoes that don’t have you watching your walk, poising your posture, straightening your stance.

» Read the interview in full

Merci to the beaucoup for having me, Denise.

French kisses,
K

A little lady named Kristopher is one of the top 50 fashion bloggers, according to Fashion IQ.

With rankings based on visitors, traffic, and links –

Your K couldn’t be on it without you lovelies.

Thanks, as always, for reading, dolls.

French kisses,
K

Check Japan fashion magazine SPUR for some of your K’s fav spring double-oh-seven accessories.

My Japanese is loose like the Marc-y Marc Jacobs LBD you turned down, so I’ll take an educated guess that alongside glossy pics of Louis Vuitton, Dior, and Chanel platforms the characters read:

“Ooh la love.”

“So mignon.”

“… Soy latte.”

» Click to see the SPUR magazine article in full.

I love the fashion blogettes of the Shiny Shiny blogs, so I was tickled neon pink when Catwalk Queen said she wanted to play Q&A with me:

Fashion writer, soy latte addict and blogger extraordinaire, Kristopher Dukes is one determined lady. From an early age she didn’t just set her mind on what she wanted, she went for it… with both hands. Today, she holds a significant presence online combining her two passions – fashion and the Internet. Along with a crazed obsession with soy lattes, five inch heels, mink and her catchphrase “ooh la love”, Kristopher blogs for Top Button and shopcast network, ThisNext. She is also a long-time friend of Shiny and therefore we couldn’t resist an opportunity to pick her brain. Ooh la love…

» Read KRiSTOPHER’s Catwalk Queen interview in full, here.

Ooh.

La.

Love.

For real, ladies.

I made it into French Vogue‘s dot-com, profiled in “Blogs de Mode.”

It’s you lovely readers (and too many soy lattes) that got me there; I’ve you to thank.

So thanks, doll.

MWAH,

Your K.

Check the English translation here.

Ooh la love, lovelies.

I made it in WWD – again! – for their Accessories insert.

Profiled in “Blogging for Bags,” along side accessories bloggers The Bag Snob (thanks for the scan!) and The Bling Blog -

I think I’ll celebrate with my favorite Italiano Giuseppe and a soy latte.

Or two.

Thank you, dolls, for reading. I wouldn’t be on the other side of WWD without you.

MWAH!