Roberto Cavalli boots $528, eLUXURY
Return the fruitcake you bought for that fruitcake at work, swap your cousin’s cashmere for cash, and gift yourself these merry merlot and gold brocade Roberto Cavalli boots instead.
Should Santa bring you coal come XXXmas, use it to make up a smoky eye.
Life’s short.
The skirt you wear with your Roberto boots should be, too.
XXXO,
K
Roberto Cavalli sandal with gold snake $823, Couture.Zappos.com
Though most chicks are snakes, you’re one loyal Eve.
You’ve only one thick skin you don’t shed, you’re married to building your own heaven on earth, and you’ve never tempted anyone to sin.
Excepting at that bachelorette’s party in New Orleans.
But really, you offered the stripper quite an education on dancing to “Like a Virgin.” Not to mention a charitable donation to his kid’s college savings, in the form of $1 bills.
Has Brangelina ever done such good?
I’m lying in my dentist’s chair, and from my lofty vinyl seat Hollywood’s hills look like the rolling green of a miniature golf course–until my eyes slide wide shut to soft black, and my mouth opens to take in The Doctor’s hands. He numbs the bottom half of my face so it’s virtually paralyzed, while my mind frolics free.
I dream up a bow-shaped fanny pack that can fit an iPhone and keys and a book, maybe The Great American Novel I must birth, whose theme might be luck, same as my conversation with The Boy last night:
“I’m getting my gums done tomorrow,” I said. “My entire front lower mouth. So I’ll be living off soy lattes for a couple weeks, and no blow jobs for a few days.”
“I guess I’ll be busy for a few days,” said The Boy.
I echo his laughter with a giggle only interrupted by The Boy’s crackling voice:
“Fuck,” he said. “I want a streak of good luck.”
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