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27.Mar.2009

Pour la Victoire "Stephanie" pumps
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All Lacquered Up discovers Pop Beauty’s Nail Glam nail polish.
Allie is Wired has pics of Rihanna’s sassy new tattoo.
Bag Snob is falling back in love with Chloe.
Beauty Snob found a daily face peel for perfect skin!
Coquette wants to spend all of Spring in these stylish jersey dresses.
Debutante Clothing reviews the vintage inspired Louis Verdad collection – Louver.
Fashion Pulse Daily picks the top three must-haves from the Felix Rey for Target Handbag Collection.
Second City Style is just Gaga for the Go-Go 80s!
Shopping and Info loves the nude sandals and tops for Spring as seen on Julienne Hough from DWTS .
StyleBakery.com found over 100 of this season’s most-wanted shoes for every budget.
Stylehive shows you the steps to getting salon-worthy straight hair- without even leaving the house!
The Beauty Stop shows how to fix broken eyeshadow.
The Shoe Goddess is a Manolo Blahnik fan again after seeing these chic black and white sandals!
V-Style is giving away Sothys skincare to two lucky winners!



Giuseppes On Sale. K Is…

15.Jan.2009
Giuseppes On Sale - Basketweave Sandals

Wanting.

Get an extra 20% off with code “WINTERUSA.”

That tags these Giuseppes $285…

Giuseppes On Sale - Sculpted Heels

Wearing.

Giuseppes On Sale - T-bar Sandals

Hating.





Go Red

01.Feb.2008

Jimmy Choo patent sandals $585, Net-a-Poter.com
Jimmy Choo sandals
Red means mad, red means blood, red means–

A color you can wear to promote National Wear Red Day, today, 24 hours set aside to raise awareness about heart disease. The number one killer of women — and their toyfriends, but who’s counting? — can be prevented.

In fact, I just replaced my heart with a Starbucks latte cup.

Email me for specifications, or you can also prevent heart disease with a visit to Go Red for Women.org.

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Jimmy Choo Shoes, “Love” Sandals

15.Jan.2008

Jimmy Choo shoes $585, Net-a-Porter.com
Jimmy Choo Shoes

If there’s something to work out, it’s not working.

If you have to ask why the strap holding you down is too tight, if you wonder why a buckle bends with pressure, if you question a certain shade of coloring, maybe a jealous green–

It’s time to buy another pair of f**k-you shoes.

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Jimmy Choo Sandals, in Gold

14.Jan.2008

Jimmy Choo sandals $615, Net-a-Porter.com
Jimmy Choo shoes
Happiness isn’t a fuzzy slipper you stumble upon and slide on occasionally, to cushion you from your blue.

Happiness is a hard heel that takes poise to prance in; happiness is an ambitious arch propped by a mirror of your achievement; happiness is an earned pleasure as pure as 24K gold.

Happiness is the ruthless stripping of your life of anything unfit for the design you’re building. Happiness is–

A pair of Jimmy Choo sandals that’ll last you years, from now until you’re a rich cougar with an Italian toyfriend half your age.



Giuseppe Zanotti Shoes, Metallic Platform

28.Dec.2007

Giuseppe Zanotti shoes $695, Net-a-Porter.com
Giuseppe Zanotti Shoes
Your New Year should be unapologetically bright, timelessly in the now, ambitiously arched, your New Year should be real luxury: a beautiful celebration of pure pleasure, of gorgeous selfishness, of–

Breaking up with your toyfriend.

If there’s something to work out, it’s not working.

And if you end up missing five hard inches of smart sex, buy Giuseppes.

They’ll do you better, I promise.

If only because they can’t talk and demand you menage with other chicks.



Oscar de la Renta Shoes, in Nude Patent

27.Dec.2007

Oscar de la Renta shoes $645, Net-a-Porter.com
Oscar de la Renta
The pretty polish of life, moments of perfect gloss are only flawless after hours of dirty grind:

I work out kinks to get kinky right, I iron out wrinkles to get sprinkles of naughtiness nice, I edit out fat ideas to keep communication sleek.

Standing effortlessly in ambitiously arched, glass-patent peep-toes takes a lifetime of effort.

That’s why copycats who live off sloppy seconds of creativity teeter and fall in their knock-off heels.

Meow.

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Alberta Ferretti Shoes

20.Dec.2007

Alberta Ferretti shoes $595, eLUXURY

Alberta Ferretti Shoes
Life isn’t meant to be a tangle of tied up desires, a twist of wires woven into confusion.

Life should be your own proud path straight as a stiletto, life’s arch should be as ambitious as a four-inch heel’s, and life should never be about strapping you down.

Unless it involves these Alberta Ferretti shoes, trashy lingerie, and bondage tape.



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