09.Sep.2009 Wanting
The Honest Courtesan, a study of Venetian courtesan and writer Veronica Franco’s life and work, is written from a feminist perspective. The Honest Courtesan shows how Franco used her social position to write in defense of women, and how Franco argued the courtesan’s role as having intellectual and artistic — rather than erotic — significance.
Franco was probably a tease like me — The Honest Courtesan isn’t an eBook yet, which is why I’m left in “wanting”…
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09.Sep.2009 Hating
One of the freshest pieces of The Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl series, you’re in luck –
Despite what people say about Americans’ (lack of) culture, The Diary of a Jetsetting Call Girl ebook is no longer available on Amazon’s US site.
If you need a refresher — then I applaud you — The Diary of… was a sappy series of books about a 30-something Manhattanite who cooed at designer shoes she paid for with sex…
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09.Sep.2009 Reading
Everyone’s selling it, to some degree.
So I’m reading about two self-made women who did it blatantly, and retired in their forties with what would amount to $22,000,000 cash, in today’s dollar…

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15.Jul.2009
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11.Jun.2009
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I’ve paid more than $99 for a personal massager, and now I’m tempted to shell out a single: for $0.99 iBrate Pro offers a slow pulse, a fast pound, and “an invigorating massage.” This app is exactly what Steve Jobs had in mind when he created his uber smartphone… |
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I only downloaded this free iBrate iVibrator so I could blog to you about it, lovely. Promise… |
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iVibrateMe swears it’s “great for your ’special’ private areas.” I adore direct men, but I prefer a little more subtlety from my iPhone vibrating apps. Creep… |
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09.Jun.2009
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Get a Dita’ish dame in your pants for less than a buck — Pocket Pinups iPhone app is an exclusive collection of hundreds of vintage pin-up pics, including everything from rare burlesque shots to that go-go girl next door… |
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Hottest Girls is an iPhone app that gives you 1,500+ hand-picked pics of beautiful broads. You can even request certain types of chicks — Megan Fox with her mouth shut? — for the next Hottest Girls update, which is free. If I was a dude, I’m not sure I’d bother dating anymore… |
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I’m supposed to get excited about girls in Corvettes? A chick driving a Porsche goes from a six to a nine, a new rig gives her plus two, but cruising in a Corvette? Minus four… |
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24.Apr.2009
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That little bow above your bum is so choice. Marlies Dekkers thongs play perfectly forceful and feminine, and make you look better than naked… |
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I’m obsessed with Marlies Dekkers underwear. I just had soy matcha lattes with the publicist for Marlies Dekkers, and my favorite thing she shared? Marlies Dekkers is such a perfectionist, it takes two years to go from design to finished product… |
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I only hate this thong because I don’t own it. There are few lines I’m a total whore for, that I’d buy just out of faith in the brand — Marlies is one of them… |
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18.Mar.2009
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Jimmyjane massage candles are great as regular candles — they burn clean and flavor the air. And they’re better as a way to ruin your sheets with hot wax. The scents are delish and unisex, and the melted wax doubles as spa-quality, massage oil… |
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Booty Parlor sent me their “Don’t Stop” massage candles. The curvy candle holder is easy to grip, and the sandalwood vanilla scent is sweet without being saccharine. The massage candle’s wax melts fast for a slow, hot drip that dances between pleasure and pain… |
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People who buy this massage candle’s cheese shouldn’t be practicing making babies… |
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