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Sorry I went missing. I’ve been busy holidaying, restyling my anti-badware blog, Faster, PC! Clean! Clean!, and –
Heavily researching Form 3, a new waterproof, rechargeable vibrator that Jimmyjane mailed me.
Form 3 is Jimmyjane’s latest, and the vibe vibes with the adult luxury line’s usual elegant minimalism: an iPodesque charging dock, a subtle settings switch, and form-is-function design that curves Form 3 into an extension of your hand.
I’m afraid I’ll need to dedicate a few more weeks to lonely R&D…
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27.Nov.2010
Hating:
I’ve a good enough imagination to imagine I’ve a good enough imagination.
So what’s so choice, so cheeky chic about these Agent Provocateur “finger cuff” rings?
Stuff like this vibes Emperor Wears No Clothes — am I supposed to pretend to be blown away since only the stupid don’t see the invisible duds?
I can’t imagine…
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10.Feb.2010
Hating
Booty Parlor’s tickler and spanker is cute, but does a tease of pleasure always have to be balanced with a slap of pain? Is Booty Parlor’s tickle and spank wand a metaphor for America’s Puritan approach to sex? Don’t you find spanking rather degrading, for a man or a woman?
No?
Bad dog. Let’s find out if we can change your mind…
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04.Dec.2009
Using
Booty Parlor Skin Honey is “kissable three-in-one body topping, massage gel and personal lubricant.” Laced with aphrodisiacs, honey extract, and goji berry, Booty Parlor’s Skin Honey in Vanilla Honey Chai is as delicious as it pimps itself.
So is it wrong I’ve taken to snacking on it?
Literally?
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04.Dec.2009
Wanting
The Honest Courtesan, a study of Venetian courtesan and writer Veronica Franco’s life and work, is written from a feminist perspective. The Honest Courtesan shows how Franco used her social position to write in defense of women, and how Franco argued the courtesan’s role as having intellectual and artistic — rather than erotic — significance.
Franco was probably a tease like me — The Honest Courtesan isn’t an eBook yet, which is why I’m left in “wanting”…
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09.Sep.2009
Hating
One of the freshest pieces of The Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl series, you’re in luck –
Despite what people say about Americans’ (lack of) culture, The Diary of a Jetsetting Call Girl ebook is no longer available on Amazon’s US site.
If you need a refresher — then I applaud you — The Diary of… was a sappy series of books about a 30-something Manhattanite who cooed at designer shoes she paid for with sex…
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09.Sep.2009
Reading
Everyone’s selling it, to some degree.
So I’m reading about two self-made women who did it blatantly, and retired in their forties with what would amount to $22,000,000 cash, in today’s dollar…

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09.Sep.2009
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15.Jul.2009
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11.Jun.2009
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09.Jun.2009