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The Honest Courtesan eBook

Kristopher — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 00:41:59 +0000

Wanting

The Honest Courtesan, a study of Venetian courtesan and writer Veronica Franco’s life and work, is written from a feminist perspective. The Honest Courtesan shows how Franco used her social position to write in defense of women, and how Franco argued the courtesan’s role as having intellectual and artistic — rather than erotic — significance.

Franco was probably a tease like me — The Honest Courtesan isn’t an eBook yet, which is why I’m left in “wanting”…

Diary of a Jetsetting Call Girl eBook

Kristopher — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 00:18:34 +0000

Hating

One of the freshest pieces of The Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl series, you’re in luck –

Despite what people say about Americans’ (lack of) culture, The Diary of a Jetsetting Call Girl ebook is no longer available on Amazon’s US site.

If you need a refresher — then I applaud you — The Diary of… was a sappy series of books about a 30-something Manhattanite who cooed at designer shoes she paid for with sex…

Sin in the Second City eBook

Kristopher — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 14:10:00 +0000

Reading

Everyone’s selling it, to some degree.

So I’m reading about two self-made women who did it blatantly, and retired in their forties with what would amount to $22,000,000 cash, in today’s dollar…

Jimmyjane Ember Candles On Sale, K Is…

Kristopher — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:03:46 +0000

Wanting.

Jimmyjane is having a semi-annual sale that’ll make my year. I’m obsessed with Jimmyjane Ember Massage Candles — the candles cleanly burn fragrance that balances between unexpected and easily attractive, come in an Appley jar, and drip hot wax that’s spa-grade massage oil…

Wanting.

Was $55. For you? For you I give $40. See if you can beat me to the truffle and gardenia Jimmyjane candle…

Wanting.

Date Your iPhone. Vibrating Apps K Is…

Kristopher — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:13:44 +0000

Wanting: iBrate Pro

I’ve paid more than $99 for a personal massager, and now I’m tempted to shell out a single: for $0.99 iBrate Pro offers a slow pulse, a fast pound, and “an invigorating massage.” This app is exactly what Steve Jobs had in mind when he created his uber smartphone…

Using: iBrate

I only downloaded this free iBrate iVibrator so I could blog to you about it, lovely. Promise…

Hating: iVibrateMe

iVibrateMe swears it’s “great for your ’special’ private areas.” I adore direct men, but I prefer a little more subtlety from my iPhone vibrating apps. Creep…

Hot Girl iPhone Apps K Is…

Kristopher — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:53:40 +0000

Wanting: Pocket Pinups iPhone App

Get a Dita’ish dame in your pants for less than a buck — Pocket Pinups iPhone app is an exclusive collection of hundreds of vintage pin-up pics, including everything from rare burlesque shots to that go-go girl next door…

Using: Hottest Girls iPhone App

Hottest Girls is an iPhone app that gives you 1,500+ hand-picked pics of beautiful broads. You can even request certain types of chicks — Megan Fox with her mouth shut? — for the next Hottest Girls update, which is free. If I was a dude, I’m not sure I’d bother dating anymore…

Hating: Corvette Girls iPhone Apps

I’m supposed to get excited about girls in Corvettes? A chick driving a Porsche goes from a six to a nine, a new rig gives her plus two, but cruising in a Corvette? Minus four…

Marlies Dekkers Thongs K Is…

Kristopher — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:39:56 +0000

Wanting.

That little bow above your bum is so choice. Marlies Dekkers thongs play perfectly forceful and feminine, and make you look better than naked…

Wearing.

I’m obsessed with Marlies Dekkers underwear. I just had soy matcha lattes with the publicist for Marlies Dekkers, and my favorite thing she shared? Marlies Dekkers is such a perfectionist, it takes two years to go from design to finished product…

Hating.

I only hate this thong because I don’t own it. There are few lines I’m a total whore for, that I’d buy just out of faith in the brand — Marlies is one of them…

Massage Candles K Is…

Kristopher — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 17:00:09 +0000

Wanting.

Jimmyjane massage candles are great as regular candles — they burn clean and flavor the air. And they’re better as a way to ruin your sheets with hot wax. The scents are delish and unisex, and the melted wax doubles as spa-quality, massage oil…

Using.

Booty Parlor sent me their “Don’t Stop” massage candles. The curvy candle holder is easy to grip, and the sandalwood vanilla scent is sweet without being saccharine. The massage candle’s wax melts fast for a slow, hot drip that dances between pleasure and pain…

Hating

People who buy this massage candle’s cheese shouldn’t be practicing making babies…

Late Chocolate K Is…

Kristopher — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:55:53 +0000

Wanting.

I love Late Chocolate’s blindfold — binding your eyes opens you to trust spiked with risk, which can be as delicious as pleasure spiced with pain.

A silk tie would work as well, though…

Using.

Late Chocolate’s Pleasure Box houses flavored and enhancing rubs, in purse-ready packages. A Late Chocolate Pleasure Box is discreet enough to lay open on your nightstand — but its results aren’t so quiet…

Hating.

Love and hate are two sides of the same coin, and I’m flipping on this Late Chocolate perfume — it’s got this thick smell, almost like chocolate liqueur and orange. If you don’t have a signature scent yet, Late Chocolate’s perfume is worth sniffing…

Marlies Dekkers Thongs K Is…

Kristopher — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 16:31:15 +0000