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Wanting.Peekaboo. Buy these Kiki De Montparnasse panties (or spend $75+ any way else at KikiDM.com) and get a free gift. Just use promocode “XXXO”… |
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Wearing.Real luxury is completely inconspicuous. Like boyish, black, cashmere bloomers… |
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Hating.Red lace lingerie is tough. It only works when it’s intentionally, thoroughly trashy. Otherwise, it feels cheap… |
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Wanting.Jimmyjane vibrators are playfully, slyly sexy: just like these black diamonds banding a stainless steel vibrator… |
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Using.Beautiful and functional, as too few women are. Scream with it at night, use it as a paper weight at work. It works as well and as simply as it looks… |
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Hating.This “Minx” vibrator — with its pink plume and Swarovski crystal detailing — is best left to chicks who think Big is a catch… |
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WantingA ridiculousy sexy panty by Marlies Dekkers that would work as regular wear. Slip it on Monday morning; why wait for a date night to seduce? Too few people understand that they should always want to sex themselves… |
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WearingMarlies Dekkers sent me her lingerie as an introduction, since the Dutch line just launched a store in New York’s Plaza Hotel. All intros in life should be so bold and charming. The lingerie’s sophisticated, but simple in its purpose: it just makes you look better (almost) naked… |
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HatingI love that Marlies Dekkers swimwear is an echo of her lingerie: But you’d hate this bikini, too, if it weren’t in your size… |
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WantingLingerie should either be wearable as outerwear, or vibe completely absurd outside a closed bedroom. I’m not sure which this Stella McCartney teddy is… |
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WearingWearing white undies non-date days is lame. Wear these, and seduce yourself at your office. Then sue yourself for sexual harassment. And make a reality TV show out of it. Paris called, she’s interested… |
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HatingThe only time a bra is sexy or useful is when it’s bundled up on the floor, next to the bed… |
Wanting.Betony Vernon “jewel tools” are a “response to all things… evil and cheap that don’t give people a chance to explore the power of the body.” Thanks, Betony, for justifying spending $700 on a tickler… |
Wearing.Most jewelry is such a chick: beautiful, boring, and a waste of money. But this Betony Vernon knuckle duster is bold and useful: flip the pearls into your palm and shake someone’s hand… |
Hating.Granted, I’m a goddamn prude, but how do you wring pleasure out of this, or even use it? These Q’s, along with, “Are those pictures of your kids?” are things that should never be asked in bed… |
Wanting.I love those rough silver flowers over that crinkle gold. Wear this under a classic khaki trench coat, with gray suede pumps… |
Wearing.Private sample seller Gilt.com practically pays you to buy this slip. Click for access. You don’t even owe me a blow job… |
Hating.Animal prints are tough to do. Especially on lingerie. Especially in artificial colors. Especially if you’re not a Pretty Woman... |
Wanting.Whether it’s service at a cafe, the way a photo is framed, or a toyfriend’s conversation, all good things should fade to the background so you can focus on what’s important: your tits and ass… |
Wearing.The only thing better than being naked, these Myla panties do what lingerie should: no bells, no whistles, no ponyhair anal plugs. They just make you more beautiful… |
Hating.Nice, if you’re into bras. I haven’t owned more than a jog bra and a cupless bra since I was 19. Burn your bra, join the revolution — it’s easier to find a rich husband this way… |
Wanting.Lingerie should either be ridick outside the bedroom, or able to be worn as outerwear. This is both… |
Wearing.The sheerest chiffon, it’s like air. The cami keeps you all covered up just to better reveal you… |
Hating.Distractingly hot. Lingerie should be a background for your beauty, not a highlighter of your genitalia… |
Wanting.Sonata lingerie is genius. A skin-tone lace teddy that covers everything, only to reveal everything… |
Wearing.Okay, so not yet. But I love the idea of wearing these undercover at a meeting. Seduce yourself…. |
Hating.An ocean of satin waves, this would be a beautiful bathing or body suit. But it’s boring as heaven as lingerie… |
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