Муфта Fendi Hologram $722, Trendora.com

Вы получаете 2 больше недели для того чтобы выиграть муфту hologram Fendi. Самые лучшие вещи в жизни не свободно, поэтому пока я давать прочь муфту hologram Fendi* с e-boutique

You can bed her in a flat higher than fowl fly, you can travel with her faster than a cheetah, you can–

Dress for life in an urbane Barbara Bui boot, made of three different beasts: black suede, black fox fur, black patent leather.

The Barbara Bui boot’s 4�” heel is all ambitious arch, like life should lie down and curve her back for you.

It’s good to be on top–of the food chain.

* GET 10% OFF SHOPJAKE.com WITH PROMOCODE “KRISTOPHER” UNTIL JANUARY 1, 2008.

Fendi Hologram clutch $722, Trendora.com
Give yourself a happy Christkwanzhanukkah, and sign up to win a Fendi hologram clutch. The best things in life aren’t free, so while I’m giving away a Fendi hologram clutch with e-boutique Trendora�, it’s no random drawing.

You’ve got to sign up here and tell us why you deserve this boss Fendi clutch*.

Entries mentioning making more money than god and/or a personal life goal of always wanting to have sex with yourself receive special consideration.

As always, you ladies really make me want to touch myself touch me.

XXXO,
K

* Contest ends December 31, 2007. A winner will be chosen January 1, 2008.

Fendi Hologram clutch $722, Trendora.com

The best things in life aren’t free, everything priceless is never priced less: think an early exit in a f**k-you shoe, think driving a buck-fifty in a Porsche, think…

Sex.

So I’m giving away a Fendi hologram clutch with e-boutique Trendora�, but this time it’s no random drawing. You’ve got to sign up here and tell us why you deserve this boss Fendi clutch*.

Entries mentioning lap dances for the girl named Kristopher who speaks of herself in the third person receive special consideration.

Consider this a holiday thank you for you lovelies reading all the time. It really makes me want to touch myself touches me.

XXXO,
K

* Contest ends December 31, 2007. A winner will be chosen January 1, 2008.

Bulgari B.ZERO1 ring $1,500, Bulgari.com
MySpace is full of porn bots.

Friendster lets your grandma check your dirty photos.

And Gilt Groupe? It’s a country club of social networks. Invite-only Gilt Groupe gives you access to one-day-only, online sample sales. Think Zac Posen bags for $500, Lorelei purses on sale December 4, and Bulgari below retail December 11.

First 500 to sign up get VIP access for free.

Click click.

XXXO,
K

The winner of the $50 Gifts.com gift certificate–which you can swap for credit at Starbucks, Bloomies, Barnes & Noble, H&M, and more–is Zmaji, of HauteBlogXOXO.

And, as mentioned at the beginning of the giveaway, she does not owe me a sexual favor.

Though I’ve explicitly given her my office number.

And details about the type of thong I prefer on lap dancers.

Thanks to everyone for reading and entering. An even better giveaway is coming December.

XXXO,
K

� Jenna Jameson’s How to Make Love a Porn Star $26, Barnes and Noble .com

You’ve got two more days to win a $50 Gifts.com gift certificate*, which you can swap for credit at retailers like Starbucks, Bloomies, Barnes & Noble, H&M, and more.

Email contests @ KRiSTOPHER DUKES . com to win.

Most boss gift for the holidays, right?

And unlike that dude who gifted you a Touch iPod, I don’t even expect you to give me brain in exchange.

XXXO,
K

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* Contest ends November 22, 2007, 12:00 a.m. PST. One randomly drawn winner will be announced November 22, 2007.

I’m giving away a $50 Gifts.com gift certificate*, which you can swap for credit at retailers like Starbucks, Bloomies, Barnes & Noble, H&M, and more.

Email contests @ KRiSTOPHER DUKES . com to win.

Bossest gift for the holidays, right?

And unlike that dude who gifted you a Touch iPod, I don’t even expect you to give me brain in exchange.

XXXO,
K

� Dirty Talk: Speak the Language of Lust, $11, Barnes & Noble

* Contest ends November 22, 2007, 12:00 a.m. PST. One randomly drawn winner will be announced November 22, 2007.

A little bit country club, a little bit rock n’ roll.

A lotta bit boss.

And discounted.