This Robert Rodriguez cashmere jumpsuit is a charcoal twin to the vintage Halston cashmere jumpsuit I’m jonsing for. So why the hate? This Robert Rodriguez cashmere jumpsuit went on sale and sold out in every size but large and extra small. Anyone know where to snag one?

So I’ve realized a $2,000 vintage Halston cashmere jumpsuit is ridiculous as loungewear for a plane.

But a neon pink Stella McCartney cashmere jumpsuit? So practical, so choice…

I tried convincing myself this’d be perfect for planes, but somehow stripping down to a vintage Halston cashmere jumpsuit to walk through security doesn’t seem more appropriate than a slip of a silk jersey tank dress.

And then I’d have to peel this off in a flying bus bathroom.

Give me a couple of days and I’ll manage to rationalize why I need a museum-quality, Halston cashmere catsuit. Maybe Sundance…

Kristopher writes post titles in the third person?

Flattering and disturbing: my likeness is being used to pimp “discount” Loubies.

Of course, I’m sure Classic-Louboutin.com would blush to know I’m actually wearing Givenchy heels…

(Thanks for the tip off, Vee.)

I bought my first Hermes Herbag assuming it’d be my private pleasure. The subtler sister of a conspicuous Kelly with high-karat hardware and hand-stitching, the discontinued Hermes Herbag is pieced together with raw-edged leather, stainless steel hardware, and a rubberized canvas body. An Hermes Herbag is so confidently careless, so immodestly modest, so subtly sexy. So choice.

And apparently old chicks on Rodeo Drive, Firkin pimps on Canal Street, and dudes that pronounce the “H” in Hermes agree: everyone digs my 40cm Herbag.

Naturally, I debated burning my Hermes Herbag or buying every Hermes Herbag in existence. I’ve decided the latter is more realistic, so I snapped up this Hermes 30cm Herbag in black…

I dig that RAW Natural Beauty makes multi-use mineral makeup: loose powder foundation that dusts on sheer and builds into a concealer, a highlighter/blush duo that works on your lips and lids, and RAW Natural Beauty bronzer that triples as eyeshadow and contouring color. Not only does RAW Natural Beauty perform with high pigment — RAW Natural Beauty swears its eco-friendly minerals nourish your skin.

Still, you can imagine what RAW Natural Beauty Mineral Glow looked like, even applied as advised, on my SPF 1,000,000+ porcelain skin — it made me look dirty.

Which, I must admit, I usually appreciate…

If you believe RAW Natural Beauty, not only does the RAW Natural Beauty eyeshadow trio in “Artic” create a killer smoky eye, but their mineral makeup’s age-defying active botanicals will ensure I’m still smoking when I maintain my daily face in my 50s. Not that anyone’ll know I’m 50.  Lying about one’s age is cheap, but so’s advertising it.

I know, I’m wise for a 19-year-old…

RAW Natural Beauty sent me their RAW Natural Beauty mineral foundation kit. Even priced free, I’m skeptical about a foundation that requires three types of loose powder and two brushes. I dig Senna’s mineral powder foundation not because it’s natural — c’mon, I use a prescription face cream with an active ingredient banned by Japan — but because it works very well, very fast.

I tried RAW Natural Beauty mineral foundation anyway. I trashed its DVD — forgive me, lovely publicist — and skipped any instructions. The result? The mineral makeup went on fairly fast, and finished flawlessly. You can build RAW Natural Beauty mineral foundation from sheer coverage into total concealer. (You can also get 50% off with promocode DISCOVERY50.)

Which is lovely, but how would I touch up when my pursuit of natural beauty involves an appointment with needles in 90210?

You know, should I ever consider such a thing…

I’m so bummed this Halston ultrasuede shirt dress and its matching hat and bag are sold, though the likelihood of me covering my bobbed hair or trading my Kelly bag to wear either is low. Sometimes I want to buy beautiful things just so other people who appreciate them less can’t have them; instead of giving away or selling old clothes sometimes I just shred them to pieces.

It’s a good thing I generally don’t like pets…