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ل [متش] اللون الأخضر شاي صويا [لتّ] [ا] شهر ($4.99), [3جم] سيتمّ نصف العمل أنّ [غوغل] صوة يتمّ لحرّة. حاولت هو إن أنت يكون أقلقت حوالي [بيغ بروثر] [غوغل] يعرف حيث أنت يكون تحصل قهوة, الذي أنت يكون تؤرّخ, ولما أنت تحصل [ف1غرا] [سبم], غير أنّ يستعمل [3جم] لعزلة أسباب مثل يتحرّك داخل يمنع جماعة: أنت لست حقّا [أني موش] آمنة, رفيقة…
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أنت تحتاج أن وقعت فوق ل [غوغل] صوة .
أنا وقعت فوق أسبوع متأخّرة, استلم ي يدعو بريد إلكترونيّ, و [سنغّد] عظيمة [غوغل] صوة رقم. ال أكثر أساسيّة, رئيس شيء حول [غوغل] صوة? [غوغل] يترك صوة أنت التقطت واحدة رقم أنّ سيخابر كلّك هواتف: عليقك, [إيفون], هاتف بيتيّ, أنّ [هوم-نو-ون-نووس-بووت] هاتف, ومكتبك. غير أنّ يحصل هو على نحو أفضل من أنّ: [غوغل] يحجب صوة كلّك دعوات [ديسكرتلي], يترك أنت ثبتت فوق [أوتغينغ مسّج] مختلفة لمناديات مختلفة (" ربّما أنت ستحصل محظوظة وأنا سأدعو أنت إلى الخلف, [تووت]," أن "أنت تتلقّى إستطاعة المكتب من ي, يدمج," ويساوي "الرقم أنت قد شكّلت يتلقّى يكون فصلت").
غير أنّ الجزء جيّدة من [غوغل] صوة? [فويسميل]. دوّنت كلّ من رسائلك تلقائيّا, [إميلد] أو [تإكستد] إلى أنت, وأنقذ عبر إنترنت, دائما. أنت يستطيع علمت [فويسميل] ك [سبم] وسددت مناديات أنّ طريق. أو أنت يستطيع استمعت داخل ك [فويسميل] رسائل حيّة, ويوقف رسالة إن الدعوة جديرة من إنتباهك فوريّة.
[هوو موش] اضطراب يكون [غوغل] صوة يذهب أن يساعد أنت تفاديت?
أنا سأعطي أنت رقمي جديدة - هو جيّدة - غير أنّ بما أنّ أنا يستطيع هكذا بعناية حجبت دعواتي الآن, ليس أنا يوقن أنا التقط فوق.
أنت تعرف, لأنّ أنت تعطي هذا [فويسميل] جيّدة.
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يريد: [لوويس] [فويتّون] أداة شنطةحجز [لوويس] وحيدة [فويتّون] يساوي قد كان. وأمر من هذا [لوويس] [فويتّون] أداة شنطة - مع [سلر-بوورد] تلفزيون و [كفّ مكر] - يعرف. هكذا جبني مفضّلة [هومبولدت] ضباب معزة - يحفر أنا [لف-فلفورد], أيضا… |
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Using: Louis Vuitton Gadget CaseLouis’s mostly lame — but I’m a sucker for the texture of their epi leather, so I gave into this Louis Vuitton iPhone condom… |
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Hating: Louis Vuitton LighterYikes… |
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Wanting: Gresso USB Flash Drive – LabyrinthHow’s this for a trip back to the future: Gresso is a Russian luxury company that pimps limited-edition gadgets that sell for twice your mortgage payment, before you hit the fine print. So it’s Dorian Gray of me to want a USB flash drive crafted out of 200 year-old African blackwood and diamonds — at least this Gresso “Labyrinth” USB flash drive has a memory of 192GB… |
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Using: Gresso USB Flash Drive – PandoraMade of African red- or blackwood, 18K gold, and a ruby or diamond that pulses with LED light, the coolest part of this Gresso “Pandora” USB flash drive is that its 64GB memory is protected with a fingerprint-scanning detector… |
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Hating: Gresso USB Flash Drive – New Years CollectionThere’s a balance between form and function, and this Gresso “New Years” USB flash drive is tipped. It’s as absurdly luxurious as the other Gresso USB flash drives, only its use of 200 year-old Royal Mahogany wood isn’t matched by equally exceptional technology… |
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Wanting: Leica M8.2 Rangefinder DigiCamCamera-crafter Leica has history as an innovator, and still Leica digital cameras are built with weight, unlike most throwaway, plastic-brick digicams. And by “weight,” I mean price — this Leica digicam weighs in at $5,995. You were going to skip paying your mortgage anyway… |
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Using: Leica C-Lux 3 DigiCamMy little bro’s the photographer, but I can’t take a bad photo with this Leica digicam. Mostly because I’m in every photo — yep, I’m a middle child! — and I’m hot. Bah-dump chhhh… |
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Hating: Leica D Lux 3 DigiCamWhy the hate? Because this Leica digicam isn’t mine — yet… |
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Wanting: LaCie Monolithic Hard DriveBackup, backup, backup. My whole life is in my Macbook, so I back up everything onsite and off. LaCie makes sexy hard drives that sit pretty on your desktop, and I love the matte black of this LaCie Monolithic hard drive… |
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Using: LaCie Porsche Hard DriveI’m a sucker for Porsche design. I adore my Carrera’s classic clean lines, and this LaCie Porsche hard drive has the same elegance of economy… |
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Hating: LaCie Golden Disc Hard DriveI like the unusual design of this LaCie Golden Disc hard drive, but the waves of mirror gold is a little Lady Gaga for me… |
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Wanting.reQall is your iPersonal assistant: tell it to schedule appointments in your calendar, and let it remind you what groceries (matcha green tea, thank you) to buy when you’re near a mart… |
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Using.Things is your to-do list on steroids. In my “Today” list? Strategy Room on FoxNews.com, petting my new Hermes bag. In my “Someday” list? Petting a future new Hermes bag, and figuring out how to put on my face in less than 45 minutes… |
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Hating.iClarified lets you scribble on top of your iPhone screen, but there’s no satisfaction in scratching off a to-do list without that actual scratch.. |
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Wanting: Parking Meter Alarm KeychainLately while I’m lunching, the City of Los Angeles leaves me notes on my 911’s windshield. The sentiment is touching, but expensive. Make those parking meter tickets go away faster than your last toyfriend: not only does this parking meter keychain set an alarm, but voice memo lets you pinpoint where you parked… |
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Using: Parking Meter Keychain with Change HolderWhat makes this parking meter alarm keychain great? It either holds up to 10 quarters, turns Ivanka Trump bisexual, or fattens your bank account. I forget which… |
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Hating: Parking Alarm and Breathalyzer KeychainA parking alarm and breathalyzer keychain? It’s not that I’m appalled by mixing drinking and driving — it’s the empty calories of that ____tini that turn me off… |
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Wanting: iBrate ProI’ve paid more than $99 for a personal massager, and now I’m tempted to shell out a single: for $0.99 iBrate Pro offers a slow pulse, a fast pound, and “an invigorating massage.” This app is exactly what Steve Jobs had in mind when he created his uber smartphone… |
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Using: iBrateI only downloaded this free iBrate iVibrator so I could blog to you about it, lovely. Promise… |
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Hating: iVibrateMeiVibrateMe swears it’s “great for your ’special’ private areas.” I adore direct men, but I prefer a little more subtlety from my iPhone vibrating apps. Creep… |
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Wanting: Memoirs of Fanny HillManyBooks.net is a choice site; I’ve loved it since it at least college. You can download public domain Kindle books for free, including Memoirs of Fanny Hill, a classic novel about a kept woman… |
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Reading: Moll FlandersOne of the few assigned books I read in college (I graduated with a B.S. in Pseudo-Intellectual Masturbation, from A Big Waste of Money)… |
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Hating: Religion and LustYawn… |
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