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Wanting: Louis Vuitton Gadget TrunkThe only Louis Vuitton worth having is bespoke. And whoever ordered this Louis Vuitton gadget trunk — with a solar-powered TV and coffee maker — knows. So my favorite cheese is Humboldt Fog goat — I dig LV-flavored, too… |
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Using: Louis Vuitton Gadget CaseLouis’s mostly lame — but I’m a sucker for the texture of their epi leather, so I gave into this Louis Vuitton iPhone condom… |
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Hating: Louis Vuitton LighterYikes… |
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Wanting: Gresso USB Flash Drive – LabyrinthHow’s this for a trip back to the future: Gresso is a Russian luxury company that pimps limited-edition gadgets that sell for twice your mortgage payment, before you hit the fine print. So it’s Dorian Gray of me to want a USB flash drive crafted out of 200 year-old African blackwood and diamonds — at least this Gresso “Labyrinth” USB flash drive has a memory of 192GB… |
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Using: Gresso USB Flash Drive – PandoraMade of African red- or blackwood, 18K gold, and a ruby or diamond that pulses with LED light, the coolest part of this Gresso “Pandora” USB flash drive is that its 64GB memory is protected with a fingerprint-scanning detector… |
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Hating: Gresso USB Flash Drive – New Years CollectionThere’s a balance between form and function, and this Gresso “New Years” USB flash drive is tipped. It’s as absurdly luxurious as the other Gresso USB flash drives, only its use of 200 year-old Royal Mahogany wood isn’t matched by equally exceptional technology… |
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Wanting: Leica M8.2 Rangefinder DigiCamCamera-crafter Leica has history as an innovator, and still Leica digital cameras are built with weight, unlike most throwaway, plastic-brick digicams. And by “weight,” I mean price — this Leica digicam weighs in at $5,995. You were going to skip paying your mortgage anyway… |
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Using: Leica C-Lux 3 DigiCamMy little bro’s the photographer, but I can’t take a bad photo with this Leica digicam. Mostly because I’m in every photo — yep, I’m a middle child! — and I’m hot. Bah-dump chhhh… |
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Hating: Leica D Lux 3 DigiCamWhy the hate? Because this Leica digicam isn’t mine — yet… |
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Wanting: LaCie Monolithic Hard DriveBackup, backup, backup. My whole life is in my Macbook, so I back up everything onsite and off. LaCie makes sexy hard drives that sit pretty on your desktop, and I love the matte black of this LaCie Monolithic hard drive… |
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Using: LaCie Porsche Hard DriveI’m a sucker for Porsche design. I adore my Carrera’s classic clean lines, and this LaCie Porsche hard drive has the same elegance of economy… |
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Hating: LaCie Golden Disc Hard DriveI like the unusual design of this LaCie Golden Disc hard drive, but the waves of mirror gold is a little Lady Gaga for me… |
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Wanting.reQall is your iPersonal assistant: tell it to schedule appointments in your calendar, and let it remind you what groceries (matcha green tea, thank you) to buy when you’re near a mart… |
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Using.Things is your to-do list on steroids. In my “Today” list? Strategy Room on FoxNews.com, petting my new Hermes bag. In my “Someday” list? Petting a future new Hermes bag, and figuring out how to put on my face in less than 45 minutes… |
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Hating.iClarified lets you scribble on top of your iPhone screen, but there’s no satisfaction in scratching off a to-do list without that actual scratch.. |
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Wanting: Parking Meter Alarm KeychainLately while I’m lunching, the City of Los Angeles leaves me notes on my 911′s windshield. The sentiment is touching, but expensive. Make those parking meter tickets go away faster than your last toyfriend: not only does this parking meter keychain set an alarm, but voice memo lets you pinpoint where you parked… |
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Using: Parking Meter Keychain with Change HolderWhat makes this parking meter alarm keychain great? It either holds up to 10 quarters, turns Ivanka Trump bisexual, or fattens your bank account. I forget which… |
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Hating: Parking Alarm and Breathalyzer KeychainA parking alarm and breathalyzer keychain? It’s not that I’m appalled by mixing drinking and driving — it’s the empty calories of that ____tini that turn me off… |
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Wanting: iBrate ProI’ve paid more than $99 for a personal massager, and now I’m tempted to shell out a single: for $0.99 iBrate Pro offers a slow pulse, a fast pound, and “an invigorating massage.” This app is exactly what Steve Jobs had in mind when he created his uber smartphone… |
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Using: iBrateI only downloaded this free iBrate iVibrator so I could blog to you about it, lovely. Promise… |
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Hating: iVibrateMeiVibrateMe swears it’s “great for your ‘special’ private areas.” I adore direct men, but I prefer a little more subtlety from my iPhone vibrating apps. Creep… |
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Wanting: Memoirs of Fanny HillManyBooks.net is a choice site; I’ve loved it since it at least college. You can download public domain Kindle books for free, including Memoirs of Fanny Hill, a classic novel about a kept woman… |
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Reading: Moll FlandersOne of the few assigned books I read in college (I graduated with a B.S. in Pseudo-Intellectual Masturbation, from A Big Waste of Money)… |
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Hating: Religion and LustYawn… |
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Wanting: Pocket Pinups iPhone AppGet a Dita’ish dame in your pants for less than a buck — Pocket Pinups iPhone app is an exclusive collection of hundreds of vintage pin-up pics, including everything from rare burlesque shots to that go-go girl next door… |
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Using: Hottest Girls iPhone AppHottest Girls is an iPhone app that gives you 1,500+ hand-picked pics of beautiful broads. You can even request certain types of chicks — Megan Fox with her mouth shut? — for the next Hottest Girls update, which is free. If I was a dude, I’m not sure I’d bother dating anymore… |
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Hating: Corvette Girls iPhone AppsI’m supposed to get excited about girls in Corvettes? A chick driving a Porsche goes from a six to a nine, a new rig gives her plus two, but cruising in a Corvette? Minus four… |
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Wanting.Pocket Closet styles your iPhone into your own closet organizer: categorize clothing, create outfits, and note when and where you wore something. I’m digging this wardrobe manager app. I’ll be able to pencil in my Monday through Friday work attire — Marlies Dekkers thongs and Giuseppes… |
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Using.Closet Couture is a wardrobe manager and shopping party — upload pics of your Birkins and baubles, and let your friends slip into your online closet. And when I say “your online closet,” I mean “yours”: I’m not sharing my e-Kelly or e-custom silk dress with anyone. On third thought, message me a suggestive pic, and we’ll discuss… |
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Hating.Weardrobe is a site of hipster chicks sharing self-styled pics, with lists of every thrift-store scarf, maxi skirt, and turtleneck they’re wearing. It’s like an American Apparel ad, only with less skin and more of women’s words. Save yourself some time and flip through a vintage Playboy instead… |
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